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If R Kelly and Marilyn Manson ever made a duet....I'd call it.....
"Little Girls, Little Dolls"- (from the sick mind of J.D.)
R- Girl, I've been waiting for a long, long time
Introduce you to the places you've never been
And ooohh girl, I want to feel your smooth body all over my sheets
And as the sun sets down, that's when we fre......
M-...ak it up once in my toy chest, As I search for your introduction
Here on the stage of your demise, as you look for suicidal abductions
I'll be your hero if you'll be my little doll
Then I'll rip your fucking head off and nail it on the wall..
R- What the fuck? Are you out of your fucking mind?
M- What are you talking about?
R- Nevermind...:: clears throat ::
Girl, as you make your way up to me,
I feel a rush coming over meeeeee...Oh..
The way you move your hips and your finger tips...
I just wanna....scre....
M-....am for your life as you rub your cunt with a rusty knife
Just a fix of an afternoon delight...
Another angel fell from grace
With blood smeared on her face
Our love was your abortion
Teenage lust distortion....
R- Alright...wait...try being a little less....that..
M- I want to taste your innocence
R- Alright...kinda kinky..ya know?
M- Feel your heart beat in my throat
R- A'ight..stop right there..
M- What?
R- That's the kind of shit I'm talking about. You ever been with a fine honey before? They ain't wanting to hear none of that "I'm going to cut your throat and fuck the gaping hole" kinda shit. You gotta be sexy. Ya know..
M- Gotcha...
RUUUBBB MYY CUUUNNTTT!!!!!!
R-WHOA!...Okay, maybe that wasn't a good idea man. How about this, you just do background vocals for me...
By the candlelight I see you undressing me with your eyes
M- Peircing my skin and touching my heart...
R- :: with a weird look on his face ::
The things I will do to you, should come as no surprise
M- I'll fuck you good...
R- Hey man...watch it...That's too graphic, man...Kids listen to this, ya know?
:: clears throat ::
Freaking you til the morning light
M- R. Kelly is a pedophyle!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R- What the fuck did you say nigga? I outta shoot your ass...
Don't you dare say that shit again...
M- Didn't you make a song about pissing on girls?
R- That's not what it meant, asshole..
M- Right...okay, continue.
:: music starts back up ::
R- Baby, even if you're hurting...I'll ease your pain
M- Even if you're on your rag, open up and I'll swim in your red seaaaa!!!!!!!!! YEAH, DIGGING MYSELF IN THE SHALLOW GRAVES OF ALL THE MISCARRIAGES.......
R- Someone please cut his mic....I'm through with this shit...
:: throws down his headset and walks out the door ::
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Alright...I'm done...It's almost 4am. If that offended anyone, I apologize...I'm tired and not responsible for some of the things that come out of my head at this time of night.Ciao Hellions.
~J.D.~