neighbors fight
i promise
i will never get in to a screaming arguement with my wife cause she dosent have her shoes on, and its time to leave. and then ask her to drive so's i can eat my yogurt.
i laughed really hard when i overheard that.
had a fun camping trip with banana-anana brady and, colin swish-swish-n-baugh, maximum res-saez-piecesez, toodles(i.e. nicoli stanley),
ruffels feekel, and felonierodreeguiezz(smelly).
it was fun. i discovered the majesty of hamms golden draft. which i didnt know it exhisted. its the prefect beer for me, cause its just like me; bold, rich, creamy, the color and smells reminicent of both top ramen juice and urine combind.
yes sir, i am a hamms man.
went trudging through the pacific northwests sparce rainforest.
i was sober for like an hour for that whole like 3 day trip..
and oh yea, me an colin cheaked out this campsight and there were chipmunkez everywhere!! it was the cutest infestation ever. i just wanted to eat em all up, cutest fuzzy little fuckin things ever. i was sad cause dispite my greatist efforts i failed to see a chipmunk with a hawaiian shirt and a big red nose,
*note to self- little booze umbrellas are perfect size umbrellas for chipmonks
i also failed to get one drunk, seduce it and eat it. somehow i managed to get ones measurements so next time i will bring a little hawaiian shirt and attemp to place it on a chipmonk while its sleeping(hanna can you sew me one of those?)
*note to self- arange sunglasses for all greater hendi woods chipmonks
i came up with what i think is a pretty good trapping system for those tenacious little fuckers, here goes
1.aquire pringles*
2.eat all but 3 pringles
3.glue pringles can to table
4.rub indivigual pringle across ground (creating pringles grese trail) leading to inside pringles can
5.start barbeque cause once inside, those little fuckers are at your mercy cause its to greasy for them to climb out
*judging from rescuerangers id reccomend "pizzalicious" or "sourcream and onion"
wehn i came back i noticed it sucks comming back to na-pah , then i realised, it always sucks comming back to nappa, so im going to work for a siemester so's i can move. taking few classes including a few wrokshoppez at the ali akbar haan school of music in san rafel.
i wanna go see gabby lala this weekend in santa rosa for free, so if anyone wants to go, yur invited. shes a cute girl who plays sitar and sings most awesomly; she writes songs about puppets and pirates and elves, so im there..
im in love with a girl. i rode my bike to meet her at para-dice mini golf and walked around for hrs just having the most fun ive had in a long long time. shes dreammy, and someday i will hold her hand.
and for now, i am upstairs to paint my mommys bedroom somemore.
i will never get in to a screaming arguement with my wife cause she dosent have her shoes on, and its time to leave. and then ask her to drive so's i can eat my yogurt.
i laughed really hard when i overheard that.
had a fun camping trip with banana-anana brady and, colin swish-swish-n-baugh, maximum res-saez-piecesez, toodles(i.e. nicoli stanley),
ruffels feekel, and felonierodreeguiezz(smelly).
it was fun. i discovered the majesty of hamms golden draft. which i didnt know it exhisted. its the prefect beer for me, cause its just like me; bold, rich, creamy, the color and smells reminicent of both top ramen juice and urine combind.
yes sir, i am a hamms man.
went trudging through the pacific northwests sparce rainforest.
i was sober for like an hour for that whole like 3 day trip..
and oh yea, me an colin cheaked out this campsight and there were chipmunkez everywhere!! it was the cutest infestation ever. i just wanted to eat em all up, cutest fuzzy little fuckin things ever. i was sad cause dispite my greatist efforts i failed to see a chipmunk with a hawaiian shirt and a big red nose,
*note to self- little booze umbrellas are perfect size umbrellas for chipmonks
i also failed to get one drunk, seduce it and eat it. somehow i managed to get ones measurements so next time i will bring a little hawaiian shirt and attemp to place it on a chipmonk while its sleeping(hanna can you sew me one of those?)
*note to self- arange sunglasses for all greater hendi woods chipmonks
i came up with what i think is a pretty good trapping system for those tenacious little fuckers, here goes
1.aquire pringles*
2.eat all but 3 pringles
3.glue pringles can to table
4.rub indivigual pringle across ground (creating pringles grese trail) leading to inside pringles can
5.start barbeque cause once inside, those little fuckers are at your mercy cause its to greasy for them to climb out
*judging from rescuerangers id reccomend "pizzalicious" or "sourcream and onion"
wehn i came back i noticed it sucks comming back to na-pah , then i realised, it always sucks comming back to nappa, so im going to work for a siemester so's i can move. taking few classes including a few wrokshoppez at the ali akbar haan school of music in san rafel.
i wanna go see gabby lala this weekend in santa rosa for free, so if anyone wants to go, yur invited. shes a cute girl who plays sitar and sings most awesomly; she writes songs about puppets and pirates and elves, so im there..
im in love with a girl. i rode my bike to meet her at para-dice mini golf and walked around for hrs just having the most fun ive had in a long long time. shes dreammy, and someday i will hold her hand.
and for now, i am upstairs to paint my mommys bedroom somemore.