This may or may not be the last time I get to nerd out over Star Wars like this

[thedeadparrot]

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YAY.

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[perplexigon]

My Anakin impression:

Padme: Oh, Ani, you don't have to worry so much...

Anakin: You don't understand, you never will... Obi-Wan... he... it's just that... MY PENIS IS SO SMALL.

[thedeadparrot]

I would think that the overcompensation of the Death Star would make much more sense if he only had one ball. Like Hitler in a way.

[perplexigon]

On the other hand:

Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

[thedeadparrot]

Yeah. I was thinking about that. Perhaps Palpatine is the one missing the ball and Anakin has the small penis.

[evilmogget]

*applause*
That now goes down in my favorite Star Wars jokes book right next to the picture of wobbuffet (that weird pokemon) with a Boba Fett helmet on.