Given the immenent Rapture.....

[thedctr]

If the market goes nuts and tanks in any significant way, my professional advice is to go LONG. There is no shame in taking advantage of the terminally stupid if they have been advised that they are breaking with reality. If someone in Arizona wants to sell their house TODAY because they think a world-wide flood will happen tomorrow...the market will demand a discount for that irrational action. Take it.

I'm calling short all rapture insurance companies (they exist!!..and they will rebound, so short and cover).