i'm not in the mood to make another entry
no, i'm not. but you know what? i'm gonna work my ass off for you. that's right you! the one asking how the hell you tripped, stumbled, and collapsed on to, this page on the internet out of all the trillions of billions of web pages there are.
so uhhh. what to talk about today? well, we can talk about the taste of chicago festival i went to! yaay. much better topic than warped tour. and this one will be shorter as well. much easier for me. less entertaining for you. you know, it all works out! K. before i had any knowledge of going to this little shabang, my good friend brad, who will make many appearances as he is a good deal of my life (along with many others which you will be acquainted with in due time), called me up the day of crazy fireworks in america. fourth of july. well, actually i was with him. but "he called me up" sounds cooler than "he turned about 90 degrees to the left and we corresponded." okay, maybe it doesn't. so he asked me if i would join him on his journey to TEH TAYSTE UHF CHA-CA-GO. and after about 3 hours of heavy gunfire, i replied yes.
haha! subject to my wonderful pictures of animals again. this one is the sequel. you will find one each with each entry. oh shit, i should really tell you guys about the amazing adventure with mooney we had. we as in me and dan fletcher. yeah. i said dan fletcher.... DANIEL FUCKING FLETCHER!!!
K. got that over with. shit i forgot what this entry was about........................ So, if you aren't from the united states or aren't familiar with these festivals. The taste of chicago is a neat little thing held each year around the independence day time period. since we, americans, are obsessed with our food, many cities have these. basically, it showcases all of the major (and minor) food chains, restaurants, or any advertisers who want to get the word out. this festival is very popular here in chicago and goes on for maybe 2 weeks. like the warped tour, there are lots of tents. you go to tents to rest in the shade, or you go to tents to check out the products they have available for you to see. most cases, the taste of chicago will close down a few roads and have lots of open grass space and shizz like that. so, we got there... i really don't know when. but maybe an hour or two before noon. we bought tickets to buy food. and yeah... there were many people there.
However, I soon discovered the most important person there.... This guy.
Meet Bird-man. The real bird-man. He's about six foot one, he's a street performer, and he can fly. He's also got this sweet ball he goes around pushing (and the occasional standing on of the ball and flaping his crazy 'wings') - by wings I mean those things in his hands.
I think you can see some of the ball in this picture. He does cool tricks like fly, make eggs appear from his mouth (when really, he's pretending to put an egg in his mouth, but keeps one in there and pretends to swallow.) No offense, mr. bird-man but I found your secret. (if by any chance, which there probably is a very very very good chance, you are reading this). yeah, so that was amazing. we also met this card magician who was really good... until you stood behind him while he did his neat tricks. aaahahahahha! We passed by the wonderful fountain which I have yet to know its name. However, I do believe it's called buckingham fountain (named after buckingham fountain).
Aha! Picture look familiar? It should... or not. We continued our journey through time and space and I got another neat picture of the chicago skyline( from the INSIDE!) hahaha
And, to answer your question: no. that last part wasn't supposed to be funny whatsoever. Wheeee. Like this picture here?
Yeah, that's vee eye aye david lee. I took that one. Pretty eh? And uh... we ate these foods and I forgot what they were now cos it was a while ago. and then I had watermelon there! they give you huuuge slices for like 4 tickets. It was good. We saw this pink car.
It's a pretty cool land rover. It was used to promote LG phones or something. And I noticed that the car was on. So I ventured over to the back of the vehichle when I noticed the trunk was open. This only evoked my curiosity further. I advanced (wanting to rob something) only to find that there was a person hidden in the depths of the truck! Luckily, he didn't see me, and I then went away. Pshh... those scary people. Yeah... I had barbeque sauce on my fingers for some reason... Pretty weird. It was probably because I had barbeque chicken earlier, but you can't be too sure these days! Oh, have I found a lovely little gift for you all! remember the handsome devil I showed you earlier in this blog? DAN FLETCHER!!?? YEAH YOU'RE CRAVING MORE DAN FLETCHER ALREADY AREN'T YOU? HERE YOU GO!
yeah, that's when we went to northbrook court for his haircut... which cost $50. but his parents paid for it. Uhh... notice anyone making a cameo appearance in that picture? Yeah, you guessed it. Brad. returns. For you idiots, he's sitting in that red bench reading some gay porn magazine. I sure hope he doesn't read this. yeah, so we came back home from the wonderful place called chicago and I forgot what else happens. But! That's where this story ends. Haha! Until next time, mother fuckers!!!!!!!
p.s.
so uhhh. what to talk about today? well, we can talk about the taste of chicago festival i went to! yaay. much better topic than warped tour. and this one will be shorter as well. much easier for me. less entertaining for you. you know, it all works out! K. before i had any knowledge of going to this little shabang, my good friend brad, who will make many appearances as he is a good deal of my life (along with many others which you will be acquainted with in due time), called me up the day of crazy fireworks in america. fourth of july. well, actually i was with him. but "he called me up" sounds cooler than "he turned about 90 degrees to the left and we corresponded." okay, maybe it doesn't. so he asked me if i would join him on his journey to TEH TAYSTE UHF CHA-CA-GO. and after about 3 hours of heavy gunfire, i replied yes.
haha! subject to my wonderful pictures of animals again. this one is the sequel. you will find one each with each entry. oh shit, i should really tell you guys about the amazing adventure with mooney we had. we as in me and dan fletcher. yeah. i said dan fletcher.... DANIEL FUCKING FLETCHER!!!
K. got that over with. shit i forgot what this entry was about........................ So, if you aren't from the united states or aren't familiar with these festivals. The taste of chicago is a neat little thing held each year around the independence day time period. since we, americans, are obsessed with our food, many cities have these. basically, it showcases all of the major (and minor) food chains, restaurants, or any advertisers who want to get the word out. this festival is very popular here in chicago and goes on for maybe 2 weeks. like the warped tour, there are lots of tents. you go to tents to rest in the shade, or you go to tents to check out the products they have available for you to see. most cases, the taste of chicago will close down a few roads and have lots of open grass space and shizz like that. so, we got there... i really don't know when. but maybe an hour or two before noon. we bought tickets to buy food. and yeah... there were many people there.
However, I soon discovered the most important person there.... This guy.
Meet Bird-man. The real bird-man. He's about six foot one, he's a street performer, and he can fly. He's also got this sweet ball he goes around pushing (and the occasional standing on of the ball and flaping his crazy 'wings') - by wings I mean those things in his hands.
I think you can see some of the ball in this picture. He does cool tricks like fly, make eggs appear from his mouth (when really, he's pretending to put an egg in his mouth, but keeps one in there and pretends to swallow.) No offense, mr. bird-man but I found your secret. (if by any chance, which there probably is a very very very good chance, you are reading this). yeah, so that was amazing. we also met this card magician who was really good... until you stood behind him while he did his neat tricks. aaahahahahha! We passed by the wonderful fountain which I have yet to know its name. However, I do believe it's called buckingham fountain (named after buckingham fountain).
Aha! Picture look familiar? It should... or not. We continued our journey through time and space and I got another neat picture of the chicago skyline( from the INSIDE!) hahaha
And, to answer your question: no. that last part wasn't supposed to be funny whatsoever. Wheeee. Like this picture here?
Yeah, that's vee eye aye david lee. I took that one. Pretty eh? And uh... we ate these foods and I forgot what they were now cos it was a while ago. and then I had watermelon there! they give you huuuge slices for like 4 tickets. It was good. We saw this pink car.
It's a pretty cool land rover. It was used to promote LG phones or something. And I noticed that the car was on. So I ventured over to the back of the vehichle when I noticed the trunk was open. This only evoked my curiosity further. I advanced (wanting to rob something) only to find that there was a person hidden in the depths of the truck! Luckily, he didn't see me, and I then went away. Pshh... those scary people. Yeah... I had barbeque sauce on my fingers for some reason... Pretty weird. It was probably because I had barbeque chicken earlier, but you can't be too sure these days! Oh, have I found a lovely little gift for you all! remember the handsome devil I showed you earlier in this blog? DAN FLETCHER!!?? YEAH YOU'RE CRAVING MORE DAN FLETCHER ALREADY AREN'T YOU? HERE YOU GO!
yeah, that's when we went to northbrook court for his haircut... which cost $50. but his parents paid for it. Uhh... notice anyone making a cameo appearance in that picture? Yeah, you guessed it. Brad. returns. For you idiots, he's sitting in that red bench reading some gay porn magazine. I sure hope he doesn't read this. yeah, so we came back home from the wonderful place called chicago and I forgot what else happens. But! That's where this story ends. Haha! Until next time, mother fuckers!!!!!!!
p.s.