The boy in the plastic glasses.

[thedatinggame]

Patrick just called. He wants to come over and make Patrickchinos with our blender. Sometimes they taste like cement and sometimes they're wonderful. So many people make fun of him because they don't understand that he's tired of thinking in neutrals, he thinks in bold red and fuschia and aqua.

He'll be here any minute, so I'm going to go hide the ginger or anything else I don't want in my drink.