Apr 13, 2005 12:21
I was in Canada with Shawn and Brent and Hannah and Gwen Stefani.
And Gwen Stefani was dating Shawn.
And we were going to North Canada to fix some girl's sink or something.
Anyways, we kept driving, then there were these rolling hills of farmland.
And a family came out of their cabin and started throwing a baseball around.
And the ball hit my foot.
Then Shawn and Brent and I beat them in baseball and told them that it was because baseball is an American sport.
So the dad of the family got on his cell phone and called his friend, the maroon puma.
[this is where it gets really weird]
All of a sudden, Brent falls into this huuuuuge hole and gets really fat and his shirt turns all Hawaiian print and stuff.
Shawn gets frozen solid, but his fro is still normal.
And this maroon puma attacks me.
I kick it and hide behind a piece of wood that I just found and tell Brent to put on his shirt and climb out of the hole because the hot dogs are almost ready.
Shawn's head become unfrozen and he tells me to save myself.
But I'm like, "Dude, that thing's got antlers for teeth!"
So then the puma gives birth to a litter, and I deliver them with Hannah and Gwen's help.
We start to leave and the puma asks me if I want to stay for cookies and milk.
Being totally grossed out by the idear of drinking puma milk, I decline.
We all leave and get in the car, but Brent is still fat.
His shirt returned to normal though.
WTF.