quotable quotes
I found these on my old website through this cool site. When I think about how big of a dork I am, I laugh. Which makes me feel even more dorky.
"A polar bear is just a rectangular bear in a different coordinate system."
"UMR is like a prostitute, we pay it to get screwed"
"Rolla (rah'.la) Town in southern Missouri, Population: 14,000
see also: hell"
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
-Ann Wilson Schaef
"Black holes are where God divided by zero" -unknown
"It's hot in here; it's hot in here; it must be CO2 and CH4 in the atmosphere!" -Me ;)
"Why have trillions, when we could have BILLIONS!" -Dr. Evil
"A polar bear is just a rectangular bear in a different coordinate system."
"UMR is like a prostitute, we pay it to get screwed"
"Rolla (rah'.la) Town in southern Missouri, Population: 14,000
see also: hell"
I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
-Ann Wilson Schaef
"Black holes are where God divided by zero" -unknown
"It's hot in here; it's hot in here; it must be CO2 and CH4 in the atmosphere!" -Me ;)
"Why have trillions, when we could have BILLIONS!" -Dr. Evil