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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Brandon!

1. brandon is the sexiest man alive.
2. Fifty-five percent of women want to use brandon!
3. Scientists calibrate their intsruments using Brandons perfectly symmetrical ass!
4. Brandon is better than you are.
5. Secretly Brandon has a layer of the earths core.
6. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than brandon.
7. Brandon is so awesome he should have his own country.
8. Brandon does not have tiny nipples.
9. Brandon is running out of ideas to stick in this thing
10. Brandon did not mess with the html.... I'm awesome!