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Hmm well like this clip thingi....the past couple weeks have been CRAZY. Mainly because of my Uncle's wedding...
So here's the deal---my uncle has had so many girlfriends just in the time that I've known him...and all of them were nutcases. I cannot even begin to describe how confused I was of who these bimbos were when I was little.
He's 43 now. And in uhh...August he meets this girl Diana. So I'm like oh great heeere we go...again. So you know she came over a couple times and whatnot and I tried to stay clear from her. So yeah in about November my uncle decides to pop the question. So that's how long? 3 or 4 months? Ha. rushing a bit? Yeah...just a bit.
You know I'm sure he loves her and whatever but I mean...I seriously think that he just wants to get married so that they can have kids...and then he can leave her sorry ass. So yeah you know he's makin her sign all that pre-nup shit and basicly he's saying that he's planning on leaving her. Wow. She's stupid. Poor bimbo never saw it comin....sad really.
So because of this whole wedding thing, this means that we have to see all of our fucking relatives and her wacked out family and friends. Ugh.
Okay so yeah tonight was the dinner rehersal thing. Which was so gay. No one is going to know what the hell their doing tomorrow because no one payed any attention at all and more than half the people were not there.
I just kind of sat there until we practiced like the Mass part--cuz lucky mee- I'M DOING THE 2ND READING.
I had never read until today....because Bridezilla fucking lost my reading or some stupid shit like that so yeah I have to practice it like 5 seconds before I go up there and read it. I hate reading. Hm yeah fun.
The dinner part was 10 million times worse the the rehersal. Whatever fucking idiot made the seating arrangements put me and my sisters at like the kiddie table. I wanted to shoot my brothers and cousins. Talk about obnoxious. Oh yeah and they gave me the kids dinner--chicken fingers and fries.
To make matters eeeven worse, Caitlyn and Courtney left before even like touching their food and I just stayed because I figured I might as well be here with people I hate then at home by myself. Yeah...smart move there, Ali. I wanted to shoot my parents because they're so annoying when they're drunk....fucking assholes. Mhm so I just like sat there and stared at people. It was super fun.
Well tomorrow is the finale to all this family shit-- the wedding. I have to get up at like 7:45am because we have a hair appointment at like 8:30am. Haha wow. Doesn't that sound fun? The wedding is at 2 oclock in the afternoon, which means we have to get there no later than like 1. Do they not realize how fucking hot its going to be? Yeah I think not. Wow I am so excited to see everyone wasted out of their minds and dancing like idiots tomorrow night. I mean really it just sounds like I'm going to have a blast....
Well I guess I'll be back soon with the details of the festive event.