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1. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING DELIVERED TO YOUR DOORSTEP EACH MORNING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Steve. As long as he wouldn't end up being damaged in transit. I'd also rather he wasn't redelivered each morning. Does this mean that he would disappear at some point every night? I'm not very comfortable with that. In fact, to be honest, the thought is actually extremely disturbing to me.
2. SUPPOSE THAT RIGHT NOW YOU COULD BE AT YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT, READING YOUR FAVORITE BOOK, LISTENING TO YOUR FAVORITE CD, & EATING YOUR FAVORITE FOOD. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICES FOR THOSE 4 CATEGORIES, AND WHO, IF ANYONE, WOULD BE WITH YOU? Blah. This is just a different way of asking the same goddamn questions that are on every survey. I'm tired of answering them.
3. WHICH ANIMATED CHARACTER IS YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE? All Glory to The Hypnotoad!
4. IF YOU HAD TO WRITE A BRIEF MESSAGE ON A DOLLAR BILL THAT MANY PEOPLE WOULD EVENTUALLY SEE AS THE CURRENCY CIRCULATES, WHAT MESSAGE WOULD YOU WRITE? 'Guess who else has touched me?'
5. YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO CREATE A BRAND NEW ROAD SIGN THAT WILL BE PUT UP ON THE STREETS THROUGHOUT YOUR TOWN. PEOPLE IN YOUR TOWN WILL BE EXPECTED TO OBEY IT JUST AS THEY WOULD ANY OTHER ROAD SIGN. WHAT WILL YOUR NEW SIGN COMMAND DRIVERS TO DO? 'Honk if you love brutally slaughtering all humans!'
6. IF YOU WERE LEFT ALONE FOR ONE HOUR WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A PEN AND A NOTEPAD, WHAT WOULD YOU BE INCLINED TO DRAW OR WRITE DURING THOSE 60 MINUTES? I'd probably work on this thing I've been writing. Or draw weird elaborate patterns. Or write a letter. Or all three.
7. IF YOU COULD WITNESS ANYTHING AT ALL IN SUPER-SLOW MOTION, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE? I am leaving my sister's answer in, because it's exactly how I feel about it: "A whole day. I would finally experience a day that didn't feel like it'd been sucked into a vortex!"
8. SUPPOSE YOU'RE AT A PARTY WHERE YOU MEET AN ALERT & ASTUTE 100-YEAR-OLD PERSON. SINCE EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK TO THIS PERSON, YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO ASK ONE QUESTION. WHAT WOULD YOU ASK? Yeah, I'm fucking annoyed by everyone lining up to ask you questions too. Want to go get some tacos?
9. IN ONE SENTENCE, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS THE SECRET TO LIFE? Love.
10. IF SOMEONE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU IN A BOOKSTORE, IN WHAT SECTION WOULD THEY BE MOST LIKELY TO FIND YOU? I can be difficult to find in a bookstore. I might be looking at fiction or occult or art or photography or self-help or reference or biography or religion or at the blank books or the children's picture books or in several other sections. Or, you never know, I could be in the bathroom. Or just hiding. Which I actually do sometimes. It's odd.
11. OVER THE LAST 200 YEARS OR SO, THE WORLD HAS ADVANCED AND CHANGED IN MANY WAYS. NONETHELESS, CAN YOU THINK OF AT LEAST ONE ASPECT OF LIFE THAT HAS REMAINED VIRTUALLY UNCHANGED THROUGHOUT THE LAST 2 CENTURIES? My ass.
12. RANK THE 4 SEASONS IN ORDER FROM YOUR FAVE TO LEAST FAVE: Fall, Spring, Winter, Summer
13. IN YOUR OWN NOT-SO-HUMBLE OPINION, WHAT IS YOUR MOST LIKEABLE QUALITY? I'm a very nice person overall. At least I hope I am. I do seem to be.
14. WHAT MONTH OF THE YEAR DOES YOUR NOSE ANTICIPATE MOST? WHY? This question frightens me. And my nose. We are moving on to the next question.
15. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU USED TO LOVE TO DO BUT HAVE OUTGROWN OR GOTTEN TIRED OF? Fucking my life up.
16. IF YOU WERE A FISH, WHAT BAIT WOULD SOMEONE USE TO CATCH YOU VERY QUICKLY? Steve. This would work if I wasn't a fish as well.
17. IF YOU WERE A TREE, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Coniferous or deciduous? It makes a difference.
18. WHAT IS ONE EVENT THAT MANY PEOPLE CONSIDER ENTERTAINING THAT YOU PERSONALLY WOULD HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT TIME SITTING THROUGH FROM THE BEGINNING TO END? Watching pretty much any kind of sporting event.
19. IF YOU WERE A CONTESTANT ON A TRIVIA-STYLE GAME SHOW, WHAT CATEGORY WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO SEE DISPLAYED WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION? 'Things That Crystal Knows the Answer To and Will Not Forget Due to Nervousness.'
20. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ENJOY DOING THAT WOULD PROBABLY SURPRISE MANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW YOU WELL? I really can't think of anything right now. At least not that I'm comfortable sharing here. I'm generally pretty open about things, and then there are things that I only tell a few people.
21. WHAT CREATURE, MORE THAN ANY OTHER, WOULD HAVE YOU SCARED STIFF IF IT WERE LOOSE IN YOUR HOME? My brother. Wait... Oh, shit. *flees*
22. IF YOU COULD GREATLY ENHANCE ANY ONE OF YOUR 5 SENSES, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? My 'sixth sense.' I've been neglecting that one for a while now instead of working to help it surface like I should.
23. IF YOU COULD TAKE ONE ETHNIC CUSTOM THAT IS POPULAR IN ANOTHER COUNTRY & POPULARIZE IT IN YOUR OWN CULTURE, WHICH WOULD YOU PICK? Not being so fucking wasteful.
24. WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHAT PARTICULAR FACET ABOUT THEM ARE YOU MOST INTERESTED IN LEARNING AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE? Just kind of a general sense of them, what they're like and how I respond to them and how they respond to me and such.
25. IF YOU CAME INTO ENOUGH MONEY THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD TYPICALLY DO TO STAY BUSY OR KEEP YOUR MIND OCCUPIED? I'd spend massive amounts of time with Steve and I'd write and play music and draw and spend time with my friends and just spend time getting my life and my self and the place I lived in order. I never have trouble keeping busy and I am oddly domestic and really not always into the social things that other people are, so I wouldn't have trouble keeping my mind occupied.
26. IF ANY PARTICULAR MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE COULD HAVE LASTED 5 MINUTES LONGER, WHAT MOMENT WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED IT TO HAVE BEEN? I think our moments last as long as they are supposed to, which is exactly one moment apiece. The only times I wish I had longer with would be times right before I have lost someone or something very important to me, and I'm sort of on the border of depression right now already so I'm not going to dwell on those.
27. IF A MOVIE WERE BEING MADE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, AND YOU COULD CHOOSE ANY ACTOR TO PLAY YOU IN THE FILM, WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Um. Myself? I think I'd suit the character pretty well, and I do look a lot like her.
29. IF YOU COULD INSTANTLY FREE YOUR MIND FOREVER OF SOMETHING THAT CAUSES YOU STRESS IN LIFE, WHAT WORRY WOULD YOU GET RID OF? Just worrying less in general would be nice. Really, really nice.
30. IF YOU HAD TO RENAME THE STREET YOU LIVE ON, WHAT WOULD YOU NAME IT? Pigfucker Lane. It's catchy and accurate.
31. IF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL-LIFE OWNER OF ANY TV OR MOVIE ANIMAL, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? I don't know. Fuck you.
32. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOY THAT A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER TRITE & BORING AT BEST? Reorganizing things.
33. WHAT PARTICULAR FACIAL FEATURE OF YOURS DO YOU PERSONALLY ADMIRE MOST? Probably my eyes. No matter how much I've hated the rest of myself physically, I've always thought my eyes were nice.
34. LIST THE 5 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPIEST IN LIFE: Steve. And then him four more times. Lots of other things make me extremely happy, but they're nowhere near the same league.
35. IF YOU COULD RECIEVE FREE, UNLIMITED AIRLINE FLIGHTS FROM YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT TO ANY ONE DESTINATION IN THE WORLD, TO WHAT PLACE WOULD YOU BE FREQUENTLY FLYING? Guess. It's another country, starting with the letter 'S.' Come on, you know this one!
36. IF YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT WOULD TAKE THE PLACE OF A WEDDING BAND TO SERVE AS AN OBJECT OF UNION & COMMITMENT FOR MARRIAGE, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? A sheep. It's wooly, and it bleats. Just like a good marriage.
37. SUPPOSE THAT INCOME TAXES STILL HAD TO BE PAID, BUT INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE GOVERNMENT, YOUR MONEY WOULD GO TO ANY ONE CAUSE OR CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT YOURS TO GO? The Crystal's Fund For Funding Things That Don't Suck
38. IF YOU COULD ELIMINATE ONE GENRE OF MUSIC, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bad Christmas Music (ie: 99.9999997% of all Christmas music)!!!
39. IF YOU COULD BECOME FULLY ENLIGHTENED INSTANTLY ON ANY ONE SUBJECT, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Gnarly Mind Powers
2. SUPPOSE THAT RIGHT NOW YOU COULD BE AT YOUR FAVORITE VACATION SPOT, READING YOUR FAVORITE BOOK, LISTENING TO YOUR FAVORITE CD, & EATING YOUR FAVORITE FOOD. WHAT WOULD BE YOUR CHOICES FOR THOSE 4 CATEGORIES, AND WHO, IF ANYONE, WOULD BE WITH YOU? Blah. This is just a different way of asking the same goddamn questions that are on every survey. I'm tired of answering them.
3. WHICH ANIMATED CHARACTER IS YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE? All Glory to The Hypnotoad!
4. IF YOU HAD TO WRITE A BRIEF MESSAGE ON A DOLLAR BILL THAT MANY PEOPLE WOULD EVENTUALLY SEE AS THE CURRENCY CIRCULATES, WHAT MESSAGE WOULD YOU WRITE? 'Guess who else has touched me?'
5. YOU'VE BEEN ASKED TO CREATE A BRAND NEW ROAD SIGN THAT WILL BE PUT UP ON THE STREETS THROUGHOUT YOUR TOWN. PEOPLE IN YOUR TOWN WILL BE EXPECTED TO OBEY IT JUST AS THEY WOULD ANY OTHER ROAD SIGN. WHAT WILL YOUR NEW SIGN COMMAND DRIVERS TO DO? 'Honk if you love brutally slaughtering all humans!'
6. IF YOU WERE LEFT ALONE FOR ONE HOUR WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A PEN AND A NOTEPAD, WHAT WOULD YOU BE INCLINED TO DRAW OR WRITE DURING THOSE 60 MINUTES? I'd probably work on this thing I've been writing. Or draw weird elaborate patterns. Or write a letter. Or all three.
7. IF YOU COULD WITNESS ANYTHING AT ALL IN SUPER-SLOW MOTION, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO SEE? I am leaving my sister's answer in, because it's exactly how I feel about it: "A whole day. I would finally experience a day that didn't feel like it'd been sucked into a vortex!"
8. SUPPOSE YOU'RE AT A PARTY WHERE YOU MEET AN ALERT & ASTUTE 100-YEAR-OLD PERSON. SINCE EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK TO THIS PERSON, YOU ONLY HAVE TIME TO ASK ONE QUESTION. WHAT WOULD YOU ASK? Yeah, I'm fucking annoyed by everyone lining up to ask you questions too. Want to go get some tacos?
9. IN ONE SENTENCE, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IS THE SECRET TO LIFE? Love.
10. IF SOMEONE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU IN A BOOKSTORE, IN WHAT SECTION WOULD THEY BE MOST LIKELY TO FIND YOU? I can be difficult to find in a bookstore. I might be looking at fiction or occult or art or photography or self-help or reference or biography or religion or at the blank books or the children's picture books or in several other sections. Or, you never know, I could be in the bathroom. Or just hiding. Which I actually do sometimes. It's odd.
11. OVER THE LAST 200 YEARS OR SO, THE WORLD HAS ADVANCED AND CHANGED IN MANY WAYS. NONETHELESS, CAN YOU THINK OF AT LEAST ONE ASPECT OF LIFE THAT HAS REMAINED VIRTUALLY UNCHANGED THROUGHOUT THE LAST 2 CENTURIES? My ass.
12. RANK THE 4 SEASONS IN ORDER FROM YOUR FAVE TO LEAST FAVE: Fall, Spring, Winter, Summer
13. IN YOUR OWN NOT-SO-HUMBLE OPINION, WHAT IS YOUR MOST LIKEABLE QUALITY? I'm a very nice person overall. At least I hope I am. I do seem to be.
14. WHAT MONTH OF THE YEAR DOES YOUR NOSE ANTICIPATE MOST? WHY? This question frightens me. And my nose. We are moving on to the next question.
15. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU USED TO LOVE TO DO BUT HAVE OUTGROWN OR GOTTEN TIRED OF? Fucking my life up.
16. IF YOU WERE A FISH, WHAT BAIT WOULD SOMEONE USE TO CATCH YOU VERY QUICKLY? Steve. This would work if I wasn't a fish as well.
17. IF YOU WERE A TREE, WHAT WOULD BE YOUR FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Coniferous or deciduous? It makes a difference.
18. WHAT IS ONE EVENT THAT MANY PEOPLE CONSIDER ENTERTAINING THAT YOU PERSONALLY WOULD HAVE A VERY DIFFICULT TIME SITTING THROUGH FROM THE BEGINNING TO END? Watching pretty much any kind of sporting event.
19. IF YOU WERE A CONTESTANT ON A TRIVIA-STYLE GAME SHOW, WHAT CATEGORY WOULD YOU MOST WANT TO SEE DISPLAYED WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO THE MILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION? 'Things That Crystal Knows the Answer To and Will Not Forget Due to Nervousness.'
20. WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU ENJOY DOING THAT WOULD PROBABLY SURPRISE MANY OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY KNOW YOU WELL? I really can't think of anything right now. At least not that I'm comfortable sharing here. I'm generally pretty open about things, and then there are things that I only tell a few people.
21. WHAT CREATURE, MORE THAN ANY OTHER, WOULD HAVE YOU SCARED STIFF IF IT WERE LOOSE IN YOUR HOME? My brother. Wait... Oh, shit. *flees*
22. IF YOU COULD GREATLY ENHANCE ANY ONE OF YOUR 5 SENSES, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? My 'sixth sense.' I've been neglecting that one for a while now instead of working to help it surface like I should.
23. IF YOU COULD TAKE ONE ETHNIC CUSTOM THAT IS POPULAR IN ANOTHER COUNTRY & POPULARIZE IT IN YOUR OWN CULTURE, WHICH WOULD YOU PICK? Not being so fucking wasteful.
24. WHEN YOU MEET SOMEONE FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHAT PARTICULAR FACET ABOUT THEM ARE YOU MOST INTERESTED IN LEARNING AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE? Just kind of a general sense of them, what they're like and how I respond to them and how they respond to me and such.
25. IF YOU CAME INTO ENOUGH MONEY THAT YOU NEVER HAD TO WORK ANOTHER DAY IN YOUR LIFE, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD TYPICALLY DO TO STAY BUSY OR KEEP YOUR MIND OCCUPIED? I'd spend massive amounts of time with Steve and I'd write and play music and draw and spend time with my friends and just spend time getting my life and my self and the place I lived in order. I never have trouble keeping busy and I am oddly domestic and really not always into the social things that other people are, so I wouldn't have trouble keeping my mind occupied.
26. IF ANY PARTICULAR MOMENT IN YOUR LIFE COULD HAVE LASTED 5 MINUTES LONGER, WHAT MOMENT WOULD YOU HAVE WANTED IT TO HAVE BEEN? I think our moments last as long as they are supposed to, which is exactly one moment apiece. The only times I wish I had longer with would be times right before I have lost someone or something very important to me, and I'm sort of on the border of depression right now already so I'm not going to dwell on those.
27. IF A MOVIE WERE BEING MADE ABOUT YOUR LIFE, AND YOU COULD CHOOSE ANY ACTOR TO PLAY YOU IN THE FILM, WHOM WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Um. Myself? I think I'd suit the character pretty well, and I do look a lot like her.
29. IF YOU COULD INSTANTLY FREE YOUR MIND FOREVER OF SOMETHING THAT CAUSES YOU STRESS IN LIFE, WHAT WORRY WOULD YOU GET RID OF? Just worrying less in general would be nice. Really, really nice.
30. IF YOU HAD TO RENAME THE STREET YOU LIVE ON, WHAT WOULD YOU NAME IT? Pigfucker Lane. It's catchy and accurate.
31. IF YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL-LIFE OWNER OF ANY TV OR MOVIE ANIMAL, WHICH ONE WOULD YOU CHOOSE? I don't know. Fuck you.
32. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU THOROUGHLY ENJOY THAT A LARGE PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WOULD PROBABLY CONSIDER TRITE & BORING AT BEST? Reorganizing things.
33. WHAT PARTICULAR FACIAL FEATURE OF YOURS DO YOU PERSONALLY ADMIRE MOST? Probably my eyes. No matter how much I've hated the rest of myself physically, I've always thought my eyes were nice.
34. LIST THE 5 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPIEST IN LIFE: Steve. And then him four more times. Lots of other things make me extremely happy, but they're nowhere near the same league.
35. IF YOU COULD RECIEVE FREE, UNLIMITED AIRLINE FLIGHTS FROM YOUR NEAREST AIRPORT TO ANY ONE DESTINATION IN THE WORLD, TO WHAT PLACE WOULD YOU BE FREQUENTLY FLYING? Guess. It's another country, starting with the letter 'S.' Come on, you know this one!
36. IF YOU HAD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT WOULD TAKE THE PLACE OF A WEDDING BAND TO SERVE AS AN OBJECT OF UNION & COMMITMENT FOR MARRIAGE, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? A sheep. It's wooly, and it bleats. Just like a good marriage.
37. SUPPOSE THAT INCOME TAXES STILL HAD TO BE PAID, BUT INSTEAD OF GOING TO THE GOVERNMENT, YOUR MONEY WOULD GO TO ANY ONE CAUSE OR CHARITY OF YOUR CHOICE. WHERE WOULD YOU WANT YOURS TO GO? The Crystal's Fund For Funding Things That Don't Suck
38. IF YOU COULD ELIMINATE ONE GENRE OF MUSIC, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Bad Christmas Music (ie: 99.9999997% of all Christmas music)!!!
39. IF YOU COULD BECOME FULLY ENLIGHTENED INSTANTLY ON ANY ONE SUBJECT, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Gnarly Mind Powers