Goldie Lookin Jarvis

[thedancingbear]

Thats right,
you knows what i'm sayin,
cotty's offered me the goods
i'm not paying.
It started as a laugh
as a bit of a joke,
somethin funny to say
when i was havin a smoke.
I first heard of this bloke
a fuckin rumour goin round
cotty's reputation, its not sound
He's saving up the pennies
And when they turn into pounds,
he'll have an operation,
swap his gender round!
Its a shock to me
and its a shock to you
Cottys got a pair of tits
and a penis too.
It don't look right,
when he's walkin down the street
to see his big tits jiggin
to the beat of his feet.

i said:
Cotty's got some boobies,
Cotty's got some boobies,
Cotty's got some boobies,
thats right
Cotty's got some boobies!

In internet rooms
and the walk-off message board
there's loads of emails
about cotty's big tits
Not the ones in the magazine
underneath his bed
but the ones on his body
just beneath his head!
He walks around town
with his red dress on
which sometimes exposes
the bright blue thong
which he's taken to wearing
although he's a guy
no-matter when i see him
there's a tear in my eye!
I thought I had to tell you
I would put it in a letter
but I thought fuck that
I'll write a song its much better!
The only way to do it
To really let you know
I can prove it
cos I them a blow.
It was purely accidental
cos he got me really pissed
and then he made me
kiss his big fat tits.
You know why?
Cos Cotty's got some boobies!

Cotty's got some boobies,
Cotty's got some boobies,
Cotty's got some boobies,
thats right
Cotty's got some boobies!