Inspired by the hobbit

Sep 14, 2009 08:56

So the hobbit posted something up about quirky pick up lines that would actually work on her...

I have a couple of real gems,

"You're too pretty for your money to work... I am buying your drinks tonight"

"Your hungry?  So I have a great idea, why don't you get on something comfortable, and come back to my room,  we'll order some pizza and watch law and order till we fall asleep together"

There are couple of others, but outside of context they really don't translate well. But the last one??? Dude, if I wasn't married that would have at least gotten me to his hotel room...

Jus' saying.
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