We all live in a yellow submarineeee.
Current Location: Chillin' in hell with Satan. Sipping pina coladas.
Brittany is the most amazing thing that has ever entered planet earth through a woman's vagina. The doctors' threw a fiesta in the delivery room the moment she was born. Yes, sombreros were included at no extra charge. How, you might ask, does one get the privelage of being born into this world as wonderfully as Brittany? This is a marvelous question, one in which the answer shall be supplied soon.
In my next update.
Which will be posted in a second or two.
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Tim says I have to cunningly add a little thing in to let this be known that it is I, Brittany, writing it and not him. Like a, "I only say these things because I love Brittany and she's fantastic and this is so not Brittany typing right now," etc. But I am definitely not subtle and most certainly am blunt as well as overly wordy, so this will have to suffice. And I believe it does.
In case you haven't caught on; BRITTANY WROTE THIS NOT TIM BECAUSE HE WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER because he doesn't love me.
He lies if he says he does.
He's disagreeing as I type.
He's getting icky and this is making me uncomfortable AND HE SAYS I CAN'T TYPE WELL OF COURSE I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE EATING MY EAR CURRENTLY, TIMOTHY.
He's telling me to hurry up and I have nothing else to say and really all he wanted me to do was update because he never has anything to say and Lord knows, I do.
HAHA LORD KNOWS. GET IT?
Okay God I'm pathetic.
Okay God maybe I should stop saying God.
ADIOS.
Brittany is the most amazing thing that has ever entered planet earth through a woman's vagina. The doctors' threw a fiesta in the delivery room the moment she was born. Yes, sombreros were included at no extra charge. How, you might ask, does one get the privelage of being born into this world as wonderfully as Brittany? This is a marvelous question, one in which the answer shall be supplied soon.
In my next update.
Which will be posted in a second or two.
la.
la.
la.
Tim says I have to cunningly add a little thing in to let this be known that it is I, Brittany, writing it and not him. Like a, "I only say these things because I love Brittany and she's fantastic and this is so not Brittany typing right now," etc. But I am definitely not subtle and most certainly am blunt as well as overly wordy, so this will have to suffice. And I believe it does.
In case you haven't caught on; BRITTANY WROTE THIS NOT TIM BECAUSE HE WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT EVER because he doesn't love me.
He lies if he says he does.
He's disagreeing as I type.
He's getting icky and this is making me uncomfortable AND HE SAYS I CAN'T TYPE WELL OF COURSE I CAN'T WHEN YOU'RE EATING MY EAR CURRENTLY, TIMOTHY.
He's telling me to hurry up and I have nothing else to say and really all he wanted me to do was update because he never has anything to say and Lord knows, I do.
HAHA LORD KNOWS. GET IT?
Okay God I'm pathetic.
Okay God maybe I should stop saying God.
ADIOS.