Crimson Tide
I know men don't understand the things that happen to a woman when she's PMS-ing. it's that time of the month that scares the living hell out of every husband, boyfriend, brother. any grown man who proclaims himself wise and learned is rendered dumb and speechless by the relentless attack of the Crimson Tide.
but you, and let me just tell you this once and for all
PMS SUCKS.
i try my best every single month to not get affected by it, to not take notice of the cramps the mood swings the bingeing the bloating. really, i try my best to be professional and sweet.
but i tell you, and men you MUST have open minds when i say this,
PMS REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
i don't know about everyone else but when that time comes i'm always SO tired. no matter how early i sleep, during that time at least once i ALWAYS sleep through the three alarms that i set. i'm bloating and i'm fat and my skin starts to look like it was dragged through ASS.
aside from that, there's the depression as well. every single little thing makes me freaking SAD okay?! no, i am not crying just to get you to feel bad for me, I REALLY AM SAD AND YES PEOPLE SHOULD STOP USING BABIES AND OLD PEOPLE IN COMMERCIALS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME CRY! dammit.
it's also a scientific fact that women are one million times clumsier when they are about to be hit by the Crimson Wave. so i think i've dropped everything my hands try to grasp. then again, i do that ona regular basis talaga so whatever.
look. my point is, PMS REALLY, SERIOUSLY, MAN IT REALLY SUCKS.
so when you know your sister, mom, girlfriend, wife or querida is about to get her period or is totally riding the crimson wave already, cut her some slack. give her some space. and buy her small sweet things. a kind, gentle word is preferred over a frustrated sigh. seriously. i'm just glad the boyfriend sort of gets this. most of the time, anyway.
so boys
be good
and trust me
when we get off the wave, you'll be duly rewarded.
k bye
but you, and let me just tell you this once and for all
PMS SUCKS.
i try my best every single month to not get affected by it, to not take notice of the cramps the mood swings the bingeing the bloating. really, i try my best to be professional and sweet.
but i tell you, and men you MUST have open minds when i say this,
PMS REALLY, REALLY SUCKS.
i don't know about everyone else but when that time comes i'm always SO tired. no matter how early i sleep, during that time at least once i ALWAYS sleep through the three alarms that i set. i'm bloating and i'm fat and my skin starts to look like it was dragged through ASS.
aside from that, there's the depression as well. every single little thing makes me freaking SAD okay?! no, i am not crying just to get you to feel bad for me, I REALLY AM SAD AND YES PEOPLE SHOULD STOP USING BABIES AND OLD PEOPLE IN COMMERCIALS BECAUSE IT MAKES ME CRY! dammit.
it's also a scientific fact that women are one million times clumsier when they are about to be hit by the Crimson Wave. so i think i've dropped everything my hands try to grasp. then again, i do that ona regular basis talaga so whatever.
look. my point is, PMS REALLY, SERIOUSLY, MAN IT REALLY SUCKS.
so when you know your sister, mom, girlfriend, wife or querida is about to get her period or is totally riding the crimson wave already, cut her some slack. give her some space. and buy her small sweet things. a kind, gentle word is preferred over a frustrated sigh. seriously. i'm just glad the boyfriend sort of gets this. most of the time, anyway.
so boys
be good
and trust me
when we get off the wave, you'll be duly rewarded.
k bye