Why Do Bangs Like To Fall Into Eyes?
i got this from foto_decadent.livejournal.com
Magazine: Flaunt
Issue: October 2006
Celebrities: Scarlett Johansson and Dita Von Teese
Photographer: James White
was never very fond of scarlett, but that tom waits cover album she came out with plus this beautiful spread is making me change my mind. she looks so masculine ang GANDA! shet.
Tagged by Gino! Why is it called "tagged?"
1. What are you worried about?
- whether this third nipple that just emerged will go away... or is that a wart?
2. Are you confused as to what lies ahead of you?
- hhhmmm sort of, but i'm kinda figuring it out.
3. Is there anything that made you unhappy recently?
- Yuh, but it always gets balanced out by people that make me happy even if they don't know it.
4. What did you last cry over?
- something i shouldn't have cried over. SUCK IT UP BIZOTCH!
5. Have you ever dated someone?
- yesireebob. Dating sucks eggs.
6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
- eeerrr, i shall groupthink and say Being loved by someone!
7. If the person you like doesn't accept you, would you continue to wait for them to change their feelings?
- i'd get out of there as fast is i could. but first i'll leave behind a nice, big, crunchy stinky mother of all FARTS! YEAH EAT THAT MISTER! oh i am so charming, and yet why won't he accept me?
8. If the person you like is secretly attached, what would you do?
- i'd pretend to not know of his secret attachment and lure him into my loveden where magical things happen... i don't get this question at all! who thought of this question?
9. What do you want most in life?
- i just want to wake up everyday knowing that it's going to be okay. i just want to be HAPPY and content! come on universe, conspire with me!
10. What's the most important thing you look for in a significant other?
- great pecs. JUST KIDDING. i want a man of GOD! and someone who can make me laugh my ass off. and can talk to me. and i can talk to. err, that's four most important things.
11. Have you ever had your heart broken?
- nevah! i am made of steel! i've yet to set my meeting with The Wizard! actually i'm lying. yes my heart has been broken one bazillion times and i think i'm all the more blessed because of it.
12. Would you rather be single and rich or married and poor?
- Single and rich. so i can hire lots of beautiful pool boys. and buy lots of shoes. and puppies. and bags too. and did i say so i can hire lots of beautiful pool boys?
13. Do you like someone right now?
- yezzz
14. Do they like you too?
- last time i checked. i'm pretty sure him licking my face and panting heavily when he sees me means he likes me... wait i'm talking about my dog. what did you think?
15. If you fall in love with 2 persons simultaneously, who would you pick?
- the one who buys me pretty, shiny things. see? i'm a very deep person. i really care about the heart.
16. What type of friends do you like?
- the ones i have now -- and the ones i had before who decided to stay even if i am the houdini of friendships.
17. If you played a prank on someone, and she/he fell for the trick, what would you do?
- give myself an award for being The Most Mature Person Alive while laughing my butt off and apologizing all the the same time.
18. If you were betrayed by someone, what would you say to that person?
- if i didn't care about the little shit who betrayed me, i'd feel bad for one minute then get distracted by the shiny pretty things i have scattered all over my desk and forget it even happened. if i cared about the person, i'd stop caring.
19. If the person tagging you likes/loves you, what will you do/say?
- I love you too, Farmer Gino. where's your fancy kamisochino? is that how it's spelled?
20. What do you think of the person who tagged you?
- he's one of my bestest friends ever.
i'm tagging everyone. cos i'm lazy that way.
oh and yeah, i got bangs! whoopah!