Pretty Pretty Petticoat
so anyway, i went to the parlor and said "HOT OIL MGA KAPATID, NGAYON DIN!"
(ang feeling ko, sumweldo kasi. after this, everything else is alloted for gas and food. tapos siguro... isang casette tape. mahal ng cd eh)
eh you know naman, when you make pa hot oil your buhok, there's a masahe that's kasama, k? hahaha i wanna talk like that in person.
so before my stylist could massage my upper back and shoulders, i warned him that i needed him to use much pressure. so he says "k mam" and he starts massaging me. then i see the look on his eyes after 15 minutes. friend, hirap na hirap. tapos ako "la la la i don't feel anything! harder! harder!" hahahaha! sorry Anton, i know my supah tight muscles gave you a hard time. epekto ito ng life. yes.
OmyKamoteQ i'm so stressed SHET. i think i have to pull out this huge trunk from out of my pwet. (i hear my station manager in my head saying "YOU'RE stressed?? you wanna know stress??" leave me alone voices in my head! let me feel what i feel or i de-scrotumize you this instant)
WHY AM I TALKING LIKE DIZZ?? grozz.
nagpahot oil ako kasi mukha na akong IMPAKTA (this word is so funny. i heard it being used to describe a certain person whose existence needs shifting, and but when i looked at myself in the mirror AYUN YUN)
whenever i have my time alone, i make it a point to always imagine myself in some stereotypical coffeeshop in paris, writing letters to my loved ones (wearing boots, of course), taking the most beautiful photos. le sigh. i embrace you dream, with very long arms. one day, one day.
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and for this saturday!
thank you luilui for the poster! i wrap you with my jiggly arms and hot-oiled hair <3