Batshit Insane Cousin strikes again!
This time it's
And this time I'm taking important time out of my homeworking to send her a nasty, nasty email.
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[Name removed],
I have just received the second of your two "gifts" in the mail this afternoon. I had hoped that the first one would be the last; most unfortunately, this has not proven to be the case. I was both offended and put off by your tactless intrusion into my personal life by sending me these vapid collections of nonsensical advice. You are in no position to be offering me advice on relationships; not only have you no insight whatsoever into my life and what I deal with on a day-to-day basis, these books were also obviously read through (most likely by you) prior to their arrival in my mailbox, yet I don't see that they have done you any good. Though I do acknowledge your small personal note with this book, I must also say that the lack of any explanation contained with the first package truly incensed me. How you can even think to make judgments about what I do and do not need in my life and yet not bother to explain yourself or even offer some semblance of logic behind your "gift" is quite beyond my ability to comprehend. Moreover, whether or not I am dating--indeed, whether or not I am even thinking about dating is simply none of your business, and it is most certainly not up to you to make any attempt to help me. Had I any inkling that asking your advice on the subject would have done me any good, you can rest assured that I would have asked, but I did not think that before and I certainly do not think that now. Please learn to mind your own business, or risk turning into your sister.
In case this wasn't clear, I have no need for "dating" or "marriage" books. I am 22 and a full-time student, and marriage is the last thing on my mind right now. Please refrain from sending me any more reading material on related topics. In fact, please refrain from sending me anything else at all, as at this point I will consider it garbage and will throw it out without a second glance. If you would like your books back, as they are certainly not doing me any good, you may however send me sufficient postage and I will be happy to return them to you. Otherwise, I will be selling them to the used book store.
Thank you,
Tara
And this time I'm taking important time out of my homeworking to send her a nasty, nasty email.
[EDIT:]
[Name removed],
I have just received the second of your two "gifts" in the mail this afternoon. I had hoped that the first one would be the last; most unfortunately, this has not proven to be the case. I was both offended and put off by your tactless intrusion into my personal life by sending me these vapid collections of nonsensical advice. You are in no position to be offering me advice on relationships; not only have you no insight whatsoever into my life and what I deal with on a day-to-day basis, these books were also obviously read through (most likely by you) prior to their arrival in my mailbox, yet I don't see that they have done you any good. Though I do acknowledge your small personal note with this book, I must also say that the lack of any explanation contained with the first package truly incensed me. How you can even think to make judgments about what I do and do not need in my life and yet not bother to explain yourself or even offer some semblance of logic behind your "gift" is quite beyond my ability to comprehend. Moreover, whether or not I am dating--indeed, whether or not I am even thinking about dating is simply none of your business, and it is most certainly not up to you to make any attempt to help me. Had I any inkling that asking your advice on the subject would have done me any good, you can rest assured that I would have asked, but I did not think that before and I certainly do not think that now. Please learn to mind your own business, or risk turning into your sister.
In case this wasn't clear, I have no need for "dating" or "marriage" books. I am 22 and a full-time student, and marriage is the last thing on my mind right now. Please refrain from sending me any more reading material on related topics. In fact, please refrain from sending me anything else at all, as at this point I will consider it garbage and will throw it out without a second glance. If you would like your books back, as they are certainly not doing me any good, you may however send me sufficient postage and I will be happy to return them to you. Otherwise, I will be selling them to the used book store.
Thank you,
Tara