NOTE TO SELF #686
THE VICKTIM SONG - YOU WERE THAT GUY
Sung to the tune of "I will survive"...
When charges were first made, I just lied, Figured I'd play my game and y'all would forget about those dogs that died, But after I was convicted, I spent many nights thinking how I did me wrong, At least everyone forgot, When I showed up at the airport with a bong in my carry on, But now I'm back, From that awful place, Every night in prison, I had tears running down my face, I should've changed my stupid ways, I should've gotten a new hobby, If I had known for just one second, I'd do a deuce in the penitentiary, They said go, Walk out the door, Watch your back now, The P in PETA, Don't stand for peace, That's for sure, Now you're an Eagle, As long as you keep your nose clean, Don't even think about owning a beagle, If you know what I mean, Want support?, From fans in Philly, You better score often, To keep their owner from looking silly, And when you cry yourself to sleep, think of those dogs 6-feet deep, Never ask why, You were that guy, You were that guy!!!!!!
Sung to the tune of "I will survive"...
When charges were first made, I just lied, Figured I'd play my game and y'all would forget about those dogs that died, But after I was convicted, I spent many nights thinking how I did me wrong, At least everyone forgot, When I showed up at the airport with a bong in my carry on, But now I'm back, From that awful place, Every night in prison, I had tears running down my face, I should've changed my stupid ways, I should've gotten a new hobby, If I had known for just one second, I'd do a deuce in the penitentiary, They said go, Walk out the door, Watch your back now, The P in PETA, Don't stand for peace, That's for sure, Now you're an Eagle, As long as you keep your nose clean, Don't even think about owning a beagle, If you know what I mean, Want support?, From fans in Philly, You better score often, To keep their owner from looking silly, And when you cry yourself to sleep, think of those dogs 6-feet deep, Never ask why, You were that guy, You were that guy!!!!!!