Nov 10, 2007 18:09
This is my sign of the devil post, #666.
It's almost Christmas. For me, that's the time of the year I try to give a little back to the community. I gather up all the sex toys I can find and stand outside "Toys R Us" with a sign that says "Toys for Twats." I ring my bell and the kids come running. Thanks to me, there's a rocket ship under every tree.