NOTE TO SELF #661
Why do people with religious bumper stickers on their cars drive so slow? If they have so much faith in God, why do they fear a car accident or death? They should be doing a buck-ten down the highway with blindfolds on whistling "I'm gonna meet my maker" out their butt-holes. Maybe they know something we don't know. Like heaven has a special hell for people with moving violations. Heaven has a DMV.