Another Crushing

[thecrushinator]

I had to dispatch another crushing today to Maggie for thinking that I didn't know what a diaphragm was. I crushed her good. And then I crushed her later because she farted while I was kissing her and that was gross.

Comments

[simply_baroque]

i swear to GOD that did not happen.

STOP THE LIES!

[thecrushinator]

It really did happen.

[cookiedonegood]

Ewww. I'm glad I'm not her b/f.

[plasticbouquet]

But BEN, you didn't know what a diaphragm was. You knew about the contraseptive diaphragm but not the diaphragm that EVERYBODY has!!!!

you REALLY should be called...

the Goofinator