Once more...
I was flipping channels earlier today when I stumbled upon Fox news. Now, normally when I do this I might swear out loud or say something nasty, even when alone in my apartment, about whatever dipshit of a fox "anchor" (or perhaps more appropriately, "fucknut") that happens to be saying words at the time. I describe it as "saying words" and not "speaking" because generally when one "speaks" one has an idea of what the fuck they're talking about.
Anyways, so this time it happens to be Hannity and Colmes, which is probably...no it is, the worst show on cable news. This time, Sean Hannity, bullshiter extraordinaire, wasn't there, but his replacement for the evening was talking to this guy who has decided to try and get back at Associate Justice David Souter of the Supreme Court, in retribution for his recent concurring opinion on a case that made it legal in New Hampshire for offices to buy private land and develop on them, even against citizen wishes. Now, I have to say, I often agree with David on most of his decisions, after all he's a fellow liberal, but I was dissapointed in how all the liberal justices for some reason went in favor of business. Souter's argument, for what its worth, was that there is no part of the constitution that protects an individual more than a corporation of individuals trying to have a business, but I have to, reluctantly, agree with Clarence Thomas, whom I loathe, and say that the court doesn't have the right to take people's land from them. But I digress...
This guy's idea of ironic revenge, which in a sick way I kind of admire, is to try and develop an office building on David Souter's own property in New Hampshire. NOT ONLY is he doing this, but he has started a movement calling for libertarians to all move to New Hampshire to get the state libertarian party momentum in the next election. He calls it the "Free State Project".
If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, and had the misfortune of seeing how electoral politics is actively ripping America apart, he might just shoot himself in the face. Has it really come down to the point where we need to organize political movements that large to tip the system? This is the opposite of grass roots politics. Since democracy only serves specific political ideas in large numbers apparently, all of America's "objectivists, libertarians, conservatives and maybe some liberals" who want to make New Hampshire America's "Free-est state" are invited to move to New Hampshire and make that happen.
I can't decide if I hate that idea a lot, or just a little bit.
Political activism can be a very good thing, whatever side your on, as long as you keep it constructive of course, but I think this might be going too far.
And now, for your liberal viewing pleasure, and because I'm bored...
YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN....
If you get all tingly inside at the idea of gay people being hung publically in the name of freedom, you might be a republican.
If you think George Bush is the most brilliant human being alive, and America's savior in the light of 9/11, though of course america's lord jesus is the savior of all mankind, except for those jews, moos-lums and naygers who are all going to join satan at the realization of the end of the days when only the people of christ will be saved from the world's eternal damnation and god damn it all I want to do is watch fox and fantasize about Ann Coulter taking it in the ass over a single malt scotch and some porn, you might be a republican.
If you recognize the names Donna Fiducia, Brit Hume, Neil Cavuto, Linda Vester and Shepard Smith, you are more than likely a republican.
If the word "beer" causes you to spontaniously ejaculate, you might be a republican.
If the word "freedom" causes the same reaction, you might be a republican.
If you are offended by the idea of your woman leaving the house without your permission, you might be a republican.
If you lost your virginity by getting a sorority girl drunk, knocking out her roomate with GHB, and then doing it while she was passed out face down in her own vomit, you might be a republican.
If you can't help but ranting at liberal ideas like "The New Deal", "Medicare" "Welfare" "Public Education" or "Ted Kennedy", you might be a republican.
If you think John Denver is a musical genius...you are a republican, there's really no grey area there.
If you have ever fantasized about doing it doggy style with a bald eagle, you might be a republican...ewww
If you think Canada is a hotbed for terrorism, you are Sean Hannity.
If you quote Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh or Bernie Goldberg EVER in conversation, you can run for congress from Mississippi.
If you can't remember the last time you read a book, you might be a republican.
If your idea of a good live concert involves the use of a table mounted slide guitar, you might be a republican.
If you hate Jon Stewart, you might be a republican.
And finally,
If you are female, and you noticed that this whole rant is dedicated towards MEN, get a fucking clue about which side it is in your best interests to be on.
Cheers,
Crizza
Anyways, so this time it happens to be Hannity and Colmes, which is probably...no it is, the worst show on cable news. This time, Sean Hannity, bullshiter extraordinaire, wasn't there, but his replacement for the evening was talking to this guy who has decided to try and get back at Associate Justice David Souter of the Supreme Court, in retribution for his recent concurring opinion on a case that made it legal in New Hampshire for offices to buy private land and develop on them, even against citizen wishes. Now, I have to say, I often agree with David on most of his decisions, after all he's a fellow liberal, but I was dissapointed in how all the liberal justices for some reason went in favor of business. Souter's argument, for what its worth, was that there is no part of the constitution that protects an individual more than a corporation of individuals trying to have a business, but I have to, reluctantly, agree with Clarence Thomas, whom I loathe, and say that the court doesn't have the right to take people's land from them. But I digress...
This guy's idea of ironic revenge, which in a sick way I kind of admire, is to try and develop an office building on David Souter's own property in New Hampshire. NOT ONLY is he doing this, but he has started a movement calling for libertarians to all move to New Hampshire to get the state libertarian party momentum in the next election. He calls it the "Free State Project".
If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, and had the misfortune of seeing how electoral politics is actively ripping America apart, he might just shoot himself in the face. Has it really come down to the point where we need to organize political movements that large to tip the system? This is the opposite of grass roots politics. Since democracy only serves specific political ideas in large numbers apparently, all of America's "objectivists, libertarians, conservatives and maybe some liberals" who want to make New Hampshire America's "Free-est state" are invited to move to New Hampshire and make that happen.
I can't decide if I hate that idea a lot, or just a little bit.
Political activism can be a very good thing, whatever side your on, as long as you keep it constructive of course, but I think this might be going too far.
And now, for your liberal viewing pleasure, and because I'm bored...
YOU MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN....
If you get all tingly inside at the idea of gay people being hung publically in the name of freedom, you might be a republican.
If you think George Bush is the most brilliant human being alive, and America's savior in the light of 9/11, though of course america's lord jesus is the savior of all mankind, except for those jews, moos-lums and naygers who are all going to join satan at the realization of the end of the days when only the people of christ will be saved from the world's eternal damnation and god damn it all I want to do is watch fox and fantasize about Ann Coulter taking it in the ass over a single malt scotch and some porn, you might be a republican.
If you recognize the names Donna Fiducia, Brit Hume, Neil Cavuto, Linda Vester and Shepard Smith, you are more than likely a republican.
If the word "beer" causes you to spontaniously ejaculate, you might be a republican.
If the word "freedom" causes the same reaction, you might be a republican.
If you are offended by the idea of your woman leaving the house without your permission, you might be a republican.
If you lost your virginity by getting a sorority girl drunk, knocking out her roomate with GHB, and then doing it while she was passed out face down in her own vomit, you might be a republican.
If you can't help but ranting at liberal ideas like "The New Deal", "Medicare" "Welfare" "Public Education" or "Ted Kennedy", you might be a republican.
If you think John Denver is a musical genius...you are a republican, there's really no grey area there.
If you have ever fantasized about doing it doggy style with a bald eagle, you might be a republican...ewww
If you think Canada is a hotbed for terrorism, you are Sean Hannity.
If you quote Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh or Bernie Goldberg EVER in conversation, you can run for congress from Mississippi.
If you can't remember the last time you read a book, you might be a republican.
If your idea of a good live concert involves the use of a table mounted slide guitar, you might be a republican.
If you hate Jon Stewart, you might be a republican.
And finally,
If you are female, and you noticed that this whole rant is dedicated towards MEN, get a fucking clue about which side it is in your best interests to be on.
Cheers,
Crizza