*points to vagina twice*

[thecraftybitch]

Last night I dreamt that, in front of strangers, Jake grabbed me and started kissing me, then tried to convince the strangers that he's gay and I was totally weirded out.

When I woke up, I instead became rather amused.

Also, I can sort of understand why Janet Jackson had the bottom couple ribs removed; mine are all sticky-outy and annoying.