Mar 23, 2010 02:55
To: drothschild@meridian.edu
From: fsfitzgerald@meridian.edu
Subject: Re: velvet elvis
Let me tell you, there's a lot that a girl can do that's creepier than looking up a guy's email address. She could look him up two years after he broke up with her for getting him arrested and tap dance on the roof of his car. Even if the car is a piece of shit.
I'm without a car now, so I can't offer you a ride to work again, but I'd be glad to meet you on campus for some coffee or something, if you were so inclined. I still have ten dollars left from the cab driver, so I can even be convinced to buy you a drink this time.
Don't pass up this limited time opportunity, because I'm a cheapskate and I don't offer often.
Scott
P.S. - I got myself a new cellphone. They took mine when I was tragically incarcerated and I needed a local number anyway. Here's my digits: xxx xxx xxxx
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