Mostly For the Guys - Girls Are Welcome To Add Input
Right so, we all know that the female half of this species is a leech
for attention and pampering. Yes, I just referred to myself as that
horrendous insect. But it's true, women are frail I'm not saying this
just because I'm pretty damn sure I qualify, I say it because it's how
it should be. Men should go out and find food for their women and then
the woman does the major thing no man can do on his own, reproduce.
Basically our ancestors have taught us to look for men who can protect
us from all dangers. These days the biggest threat to women seems to be
evil men who want to use them for ridiculous reasons. The most common
of ridiculous reasons is, indeed, the use of the female's body. Half of
this, obviously, is because the females who normally deal with this are
dressed in the most revealing of costumes.
Now how is this pissing females off, and what on earth does it have to do with relationships; I tell you. It is hard as anything
to figure out when a male is truly interested in us, or when the male
in question just wants to "get some" as he and his friends tend to call
it.
Males -Do you want to know the biggest and bestest ways to show appreciation to the female you like? Here, I give you a list:
- Always open the door for her (any door -except the door to the rest room, that's a little creepy)
- When at a meal (this means more than just restaurants guys -you do want her parents to know you think she's amazing ... right?)
- (If at a normal table) Slide the chair in for her
- (If at a booth) Let her sit first
- Regardelss she is sitting before you!
- Compliment her intelligence over her body (but still remind her that you think she is attractive -do avoid "Hot" and "Sexy" then it just sounds like you want in her pants)
- Realize that the sweet little things are very important to us,
when we've obviously spent a large amount of time making sure we look
nice for you ...for crying out loud let us know it!
- When we say "Don't get me anything." All it really means is "I
like gifts, but don't bust your wallet on me." (Sorry our language is so out there... but when you master it - you will be so happy with the outcome)
I think that's about it for now.. at least, I can't think of anything
else. Mostly -do NOT forget that we love when you notice the little
things, and complement them.
Females -If you want complements, Why the hell are you reacting so crappy to them?! Just take the complement with a sweet smile and a thank you!