My Applied Grammar homework:

[thecowsays]

"Write a half page about why writing is sexy for journal #2."

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[feralkat7]

She probably just looked at you in the middle of that sentence. Hence the weird assignment.

[thecowsays]

Hahah, actually, we were diagramming sentences using magnetic poetry that she bought before class, and she claimed they were all out of the regular kind, so it was between sexual innuendo and erotic. She chose erotic, for some reason, and then made the assignment up in literally the last five seconds of class.

[feralkat7]

I know, sweetheart. You told me, remember?

No, of course you don't. =]