Dear God,

[thecowlady]

oh god-- Lent.
oh god-- Little Demon Children on Tuesday nights
oh god-- Shamrock Shakes
oh god-- Double Fillets
oh god-- Catholics
oh god-- McDonald's Union with Catholics
oh god-- my soul is yours.

This means defeat in the best way possible.
It was either this or heroin.
For 40 days, I give up sarcasm.