HE'S SO COMPACT BUT MUSCLEY. I WANT TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET.
IN THIS POST: gd trying to be single again, unamused hyunjoong frustrating jaejoong, jaejoong becomes a taeyang fanboy
BY: whetstone lovelyable
DATE: april 7, 2011
lovelyable: as jj passes by and is like oh hey
lovelyable: leaves with yb
whetstone: before yb knows it he's in jj’s car
whetstone: and jj's like so i guess youre too busy for lunch but
whetstone: its not too late for dinner :DDDD
whetstone: and yb's like dammit.
(gd being restless in gtop)
whetstone: I SAW SEUNGHO AT THE AIRPORT WITH 2NE1
whetstone: WTF IS HE EVEN DOING
whetstone: is he just part of their entourage now
lovelyable: IN THAILAND AT A HOTEL, idek
lovelyable: and where is daniel
lovelyable: DID THEY BREAK UP BEFORE SEUNGHO LEFT FOR THE ARMY
lovelyable: IS THAT WHY DANIEL LEFT
whetstone: ALL RELATIONSHIPS IN NUTHANG ARE DOOMED!!
whetstone: seungho wants to be ~free~
whetstone: except he doesnt write songs about it
whetstone: he just does it
lovelyable: gd is like -_-
whetstone: he's like
whetstone: I WANT TO LIKE TRY BEING ON MY OWN
whetstone: I MISS BEING SINGLE 8(
whetstone: while he's like putting the last of his shit in top’s closet
lovelyable: and piling top's dirty laundry into the washing machine for him
whetstone: and seungho is there like sitting on the dryer like
whetstone: yea i see that you miss being single
whetstone: every time gd is like i NEED TO BE ON MY OWN
whetstone: top is like oh
whetstone: okay
whetstone: w/e
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: okay can i have my key back
lovelyable: and gd is like
lovelyable: ........ :|
lovelyable: pissed bc he already put an expensive ass key cover on it
lovelyable: also gd still ends up following top to his bed and doesnt even sleep in his room/guest room
whetstone: every time he does it top's nonplussed reaction makes him >(
whetstone: and forget about it
lovelyable: LMAO YES
lovelyable: AND PISSED THAT TOP DOESNT CARE
lovelyable: so hes like >( /purposely doesnt leave top alone for a while after that
whetstone: I SEE WHO ACTUALLY WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
lovelyable: seungho is like YOUR LIFE IS SAD
whetstone: SEUNGHO WHO’S LIKE YEAH I’M SO LIKE
whetstone: FREE
whetstone: AND SINGLE
whetstone: /in hotel room with cl
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: HE’S RETREATED TO THE TERRACE BC CL AND DARA ARE DOING FACE MASKS
lovelyable: gd is like W/E AT LAEST I'M NOT ALONE
lovelyable: and seungho is like face. palm.
(jaejoong and hyunjoong’s one-sided relationship, top and his into the fire hyungs)
lovelyable: THIS ISNT HJ BUT I IMAGINE IT TO BE http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxgm5bDQO1qahjym.gif.
whetstone: W/E HE WILL COME CRAWLING BACK TO DANIEL
whetstone: LFMDKSLG THAT GIF
whetstone: THE ONLY TIME HJ SHOWS EMOTION
lovelyable: YEP
lovelyable: NOT OVER JJ
lovelyable: BUT A POPSICLE
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: TAKES POPSICLE
whetstone: THROWS IT ON THE GROUND!!!
whetstone: and hj was breaking it for top and yoochun
whetstone: so theyre both like :|
lovelyable: HJ JUST LOOKS AT HIM LIKE HE DOES IN THAT KNIT SWEATER PIC
lovelyable: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lezt41zoIk1qacch8o1_250.jpg
lovelyable: THOSE TWO EMOTIONS IN CONTRAST
lovelyable: I'M DYING
whetstone: LFDMSALGKAJG
whetstone: THAT FUCKING PIC OH MY GOD
whetstone: OK SWEATER COMPANY THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO ADVERTISE YOUR PRODUCT
lovelyable: actually i imagine this to be hj's face in reaction to a lot of jj's shit
lovelyable: and top imitates it when jj is being ridiculous and hj isnt there
whetstone: and yoochun is like LMAOOOOOO and jj is like what
whetstone: what
whetstone: idgi
whetstone: what
lovelyable: top tries it on gd and it just doesnt work
lovelyable: bc it makes top look mad
lovelyable: and gd is instead just like *u*
whetstone: later to hj he's like
whetstone: i tried your face
whetstone: but all i got was sex
whetstone: and hj's like
whetstone: ………............
whetstone: /face
lovelyable: top is like i need to know how to look like that.
whetstone: IT CAN JUST REPLACE HIS TERRIFIED FACE.
whetstone: WHICH IS PROB LIKE
whetstone: BONER KILLER
lovelyable: FOR EVERYBODY.
whetstone: MAYBE HE LEARNED IT FROM KSW
whetstone: BC IT SHOWED UP DURING INTO THE FIRE RIGHT
whetstone: ksw* was like dw girls like it when guys are kind of vulnerable
whetstone: top: O__O
lovelyable: ksw is like
lovelyable: uhh
lovelyable: well idk i'm a straight guy it probably wouldnt work on me anyway.....
whetstone: LOL THE FIRST TIME TOP DOES IT CAN BEARDMAN* LIKE
whetstone: CRACK UP
lovelyable: YES
lovelyable: TOP: Q_Q
lovelyable: beardman: LMFALKJSOIJE WHAT IS THAT NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
(jaejoong the taeyang fanboy)
lovelyable: http://yfrog.com/h8tgzkj
whetstone: DOES HE HAVE A CHERRY TREE IN HIS ROOM?
whetstone: WTF?
lovelyable: IKR
lovelyable: jj y u hab garden in ur house
whetstone: lmao i just see jj dragging this
whetstone: big ass tree in and hj is on the couch and just
whetstone: puts his magazine down and is like
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: sweatervest face
whetstone: ALSO THE FLOWERED PILLOWS.
lovelyable: i thought that black one was a taeyang pillow at first
lovelyable: and i was like LULZZZZZZZ
whetstone: LOL I WOULDVE DIED
lovelyable: JJ HAS A BABY CRUSH ON YB
whetstone: lmao jj would be so creepy about yb
lovelyable: jj is just like HES SO COMPACT BUT SO MUSCLEY
lovelyable: I JUST WANT TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET
whetstone: OH MY GOD
whetstone: NO WONDER YB IS ALWAYS LIKE
whetstone: NO I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU GUYS
whetstone: I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME.
lovelyable: YB WOULD BE SO CREEPED OUT
lovelyable: BC JJ LIKES HIM TOO MUCH
whetstone: YES
whetstone: lol i cant even imagine them interacting
lovelyable: gd is like if you EVER
lovelyable: and yb is like are you serious
lovelyable: when would i.
lovelyable: JJ WOULD BELIKE FRANZ???? WANT TO BE???? :D and yb would just be blankfacing like wtf
whetstone: he's like i……i guess..........
whetstone: and then jj just starts trying to insinuate himself into yb's life
lovelyable: AFTER A WEEK HE CALLS TOP AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHY DOES YB KEEP RESCHEDULING OUR LUNCH DATE
lovelyable: IS HE SICK
lovelyable: STOP WORKING HIM TO DEATH
lovelyable: HE NEEDS HIS REST BETWEEN ALBUMS!!!!!!1
whetstone: FMLDSKAG THEIR LUNCH DATE
whetstone: THAT'S WHAT JJ CALLS IT TOO
whetstone: HE'S LIKE SO WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT LUNCH DATE? and yb's like ...........
lovelyable: yb is like its just lunch
lovelyable: and jj is like YES
lovelyable: LUNCH DATE
lovelyable: n_n
whetstone: OH GOD
lovelyable: later when yb reschedules again jj is like NOBODY APPRECIATES ME >( to hj
lovelyable: IF THIS WERE THREE YEARS AGO HE'D BE BEGGING ME FOR A DATE
whetstone: ONLY JJ WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING STOOD UP ON A ~DATE TO HIS BF
whetstone: THE NEXT TIME BB AND JYJ ARE ON THE SAME STAGE he does that thing where he was like puts arm around top, ignores gd
whetstone: except now he's ignoring gtop for yb
lovelyable: AND YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: HELP Q_Q
lovelyable: BEHIND HIS OPAQUE AVIATORS
whetstone: AND GD IS TORN BETWEEN LIKE I SHOULD HELP YB....
whetstone: AND BEING LIKE n___n that top is being ignored
lovelyable: LMFAO YES
lovelyable: and top is like :|
lovelyable: hj face
lovelyable: as jj passes by and is like oh hey
lovelyable: leaves with yb
whetstone: before yb knows it he's in jj’s car
whetstone: and jj's like so i guess youre too busy for lunch but
whetstone: its not too late for dinner :DDDD
whetstone: and yb's like dammit.
lovelyable: LOL ALSO WHEN TOP BRINGS UP THE PILLOW ~IN PASSING YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: STOPS
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: HE HAS A PILLOW OF ME???????
whetstone: top's like well its not your face and yb's like but i mean
whetstone: how did he
whetstone: what
whetstone: i dont
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: HES LIKE WE SHOULD REALLY MONITOR OUR MERCHANDISE SALES MORE CAREFULLY
whetstone: LMAO
whetstone: can jj have like
whetstone: asked top for all this yb shit
whetstone: and top was like uh ok i guess……
lovelyable: AND TOP ASKED YB WHO WAS LIKE
lovelyable: SURE
lovelyable: BC HE ASSUMED TOP WAS GIVING IT TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY
lovelyable: and now hes like WELL I GAVE IT TO YOU
lovelyable: I WANT IT BACK
whetstone: LMAO JJ TRAIPSING ALL AROUND SEOUL WITH LIKE
whetstone: A TAEYANG HOODIE
whetstone: and he starts wearing chrome hearts wifebeaters
lovelyable: HE BOUGHT THE TSHIRT WITH YB'S FACE ON IT
lovelyable: LMFAO HE WOULD
lovelyable: PINKY RING
whetstone: OFSIDAJGOAGAGAOGI
whetstone: HOW CREEPY OMG
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE wtf
lovelyable: WTF???
whetstone: TOP IS KIND OF OFFENDED THAT HE'S NOT JJ'S FAV DONGSAENG ANYMORE
whetstone: AND IS LIKE >(
lovelyable: gd is like what you WANT YOUR FACE BEING RUBBED AGAINST HIS GROSS BODY?
lovelyable: and top is like no but i dont want him wearing yb either :|
whetstone: he's like also jj hyung works out a lot
whetstone: so his bodys not gross
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE THANKS.
lovelyable: FOR TELLING ME AGAIN.
lovelyable: yb should get angrier and angrier and finally is like TELL HIM TO GIVE ME MY PILLOWS BACK!!!!!! and daesung who is watching is like ohhhh shitttt
whetstone: TAEYANG MODE
whetstone: NO WAIT can top like
whetstone: come to jj's apt to get them
whetstone: like after this hypothetical perf
whetstone: and he just walks in on jj and yb ~having dinner and yb just really stiffly like
whetstone: sitting there
whetstone: yb is just like :|
whetstone: and when top sneaks in he's like
whetstone: >|.
lovelyable: yb should've finally picked up one of jj's dozen calls and been like give me all of my shit back, stop wearing chrome hearts, and i'll have a meal with you, otherwise i'm blocking you from my phone
whetstone: LMFAO JJ COMPLIES WITH THE GIVING THE SHIT BACK BC HE'S LIKE
whetstone: OK WELL
whetstone: WHEN WE HAVE DINNER
whetstone: I'LL WIN HIM OVER
whetstone: WITH MY ~CHARM~
lovelyable: AND HE SLOWLY BARTERS STUFF BACK LIKE
lovelyable: YOU CAN HAVE THIS PILLOW BUT YOU DONT GET THE OTHER ONES UNLESS YOU HAVE COFFEE NEXT WEEK :D
lovelyable: WITH ME :D
whetstone: everyone just starts thinking jj and yb are friends
whetstone: and whenever they ask jyj about promising singers or w/e jj's always like
whetstone: TAEYANG
whetstone: WE'RE VERY CLOSE.
whetstone: n___n
lovelyable: HE CALLS ME HYUNGNIM
lovelyable: daesung who is watching at home is like LMFAO
lovelyable: and yb is like shut up
lovelyable: also i do not :|
lovelyable: ~_~
lovelyable: /leaves
whetstone: JJ LIKES YOU'RE MY CHOCOLATE UNIRONICALLY
whetstone: and when top is like hyung i wrote that :3 jj's like ya ok
whetstone: that's nice
whetstone: /rewatches yb perf of it
lovelyable: REJECTED
lovelyable: top is like :|
lovelyable: makes real hj face
lovelyable: and hj is like lolololol
whetstone: HJ LOVES IT
whetstone: and gd is just like :)
lovelyable: UNAFFECTED
lovelyable: yb is like constnatly pissy
lovelyable: and hes like arent you aware that you won tophyung by default
lovelyable: and gd is like SHUT UP
lovelyable: YOU'RE JUST MAD
*ksw = kwon sangwoo, beardman = cha seungwon.
BY: whetstone lovelyable
DATE: april 7, 2011
lovelyable: as jj passes by and is like oh hey
lovelyable: leaves with yb
whetstone: before yb knows it he's in jj’s car
whetstone: and jj's like so i guess youre too busy for lunch but
whetstone: its not too late for dinner :DDDD
whetstone: and yb's like dammit.
(gd being restless in gtop)
whetstone: I SAW SEUNGHO AT THE AIRPORT WITH 2NE1
whetstone: WTF IS HE EVEN DOING
whetstone: is he just part of their entourage now
lovelyable: IN THAILAND AT A HOTEL, idek
lovelyable: and where is daniel
lovelyable: DID THEY BREAK UP BEFORE SEUNGHO LEFT FOR THE ARMY
lovelyable: IS THAT WHY DANIEL LEFT
whetstone: ALL RELATIONSHIPS IN NUTHANG ARE DOOMED!!
whetstone: seungho wants to be ~free~
whetstone: except he doesnt write songs about it
whetstone: he just does it
lovelyable: gd is like -_-
whetstone: he's like
whetstone: I WANT TO LIKE TRY BEING ON MY OWN
whetstone: I MISS BEING SINGLE 8(
whetstone: while he's like putting the last of his shit in top’s closet
lovelyable: and piling top's dirty laundry into the washing machine for him
whetstone: and seungho is there like sitting on the dryer like
whetstone: yea i see that you miss being single
whetstone: every time gd is like i NEED TO BE ON MY OWN
whetstone: top is like oh
whetstone: okay
whetstone: w/e
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: okay can i have my key back
lovelyable: and gd is like
lovelyable: ........ :|
lovelyable: pissed bc he already put an expensive ass key cover on it
lovelyable: also gd still ends up following top to his bed and doesnt even sleep in his room/guest room
whetstone: every time he does it top's nonplussed reaction makes him >(
whetstone: and forget about it
lovelyable: LMAO YES
lovelyable: AND PISSED THAT TOP DOESNT CARE
lovelyable: so hes like >( /purposely doesnt leave top alone for a while after that
whetstone: I SEE WHO ACTUALLY WEARS THE PANTS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP
lovelyable: seungho is like YOUR LIFE IS SAD
whetstone: SEUNGHO WHO’S LIKE YEAH I’M SO LIKE
whetstone: FREE
whetstone: AND SINGLE
whetstone: /in hotel room with cl
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: HE’S RETREATED TO THE TERRACE BC CL AND DARA ARE DOING FACE MASKS
lovelyable: gd is like W/E AT LAEST I'M NOT ALONE
lovelyable: and seungho is like face. palm.
(jaejoong and hyunjoong’s one-sided relationship, top and his into the fire hyungs)
lovelyable: THIS ISNT HJ BUT I IMAGINE IT TO BE http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laxgm5bDQO1qahjym.gif.
whetstone: W/E HE WILL COME CRAWLING BACK TO DANIEL
whetstone: LFMDKSLG THAT GIF
whetstone: THE ONLY TIME HJ SHOWS EMOTION
lovelyable: YEP
lovelyable: NOT OVER JJ
lovelyable: BUT A POPSICLE
whetstone: JJ IS LIKE
whetstone: TAKES POPSICLE
whetstone: THROWS IT ON THE GROUND!!!
whetstone: and hj was breaking it for top and yoochun
whetstone: so theyre both like :|
lovelyable: HJ JUST LOOKS AT HIM LIKE HE DOES IN THAT KNIT SWEATER PIC
lovelyable: http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lezt41zoIk1qacch8o1_250.jpg
lovelyable: THOSE TWO EMOTIONS IN CONTRAST
lovelyable: I'M DYING
whetstone: LFDMSALGKAJG
whetstone: THAT FUCKING PIC OH MY GOD
whetstone: OK SWEATER COMPANY THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO ADVERTISE YOUR PRODUCT
lovelyable: actually i imagine this to be hj's face in reaction to a lot of jj's shit
lovelyable: and top imitates it when jj is being ridiculous and hj isnt there
whetstone: and yoochun is like LMAOOOOOO and jj is like what
whetstone: what
whetstone: idgi
whetstone: what
lovelyable: top tries it on gd and it just doesnt work
lovelyable: bc it makes top look mad
lovelyable: and gd is instead just like *u*
whetstone: later to hj he's like
whetstone: i tried your face
whetstone: but all i got was sex
whetstone: and hj's like
whetstone: ………............
whetstone: /face
lovelyable: top is like i need to know how to look like that.
whetstone: IT CAN JUST REPLACE HIS TERRIFIED FACE.
whetstone: WHICH IS PROB LIKE
whetstone: BONER KILLER
lovelyable: FOR EVERYBODY.
whetstone: MAYBE HE LEARNED IT FROM KSW
whetstone: BC IT SHOWED UP DURING INTO THE FIRE RIGHT
whetstone: ksw* was like dw girls like it when guys are kind of vulnerable
whetstone: top: O__O
lovelyable: ksw is like
lovelyable: uhh
lovelyable: well idk i'm a straight guy it probably wouldnt work on me anyway.....
whetstone: LOL THE FIRST TIME TOP DOES IT CAN BEARDMAN* LIKE
whetstone: CRACK UP
lovelyable: YES
lovelyable: TOP: Q_Q
lovelyable: beardman: LMFALKJSOIJE WHAT IS THAT NEVER DO THAT AGAIN
(jaejoong the taeyang fanboy)
lovelyable: http://yfrog.com/h8tgzkj
whetstone: DOES HE HAVE A CHERRY TREE IN HIS ROOM?
whetstone: WTF?
lovelyable: IKR
lovelyable: jj y u hab garden in ur house
whetstone: lmao i just see jj dragging this
whetstone: big ass tree in and hj is on the couch and just
whetstone: puts his magazine down and is like
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: sweatervest face
whetstone: ALSO THE FLOWERED PILLOWS.
lovelyable: i thought that black one was a taeyang pillow at first
lovelyable: and i was like LULZZZZZZZ
whetstone: LOL I WOULDVE DIED
lovelyable: JJ HAS A BABY CRUSH ON YB
whetstone: lmao jj would be so creepy about yb
lovelyable: jj is just like HES SO COMPACT BUT SO MUSCLEY
lovelyable: I JUST WANT TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET
whetstone: OH MY GOD
whetstone: NO WONDER YB IS ALWAYS LIKE
whetstone: NO I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU GUYS
whetstone: I'M JUST GONNA STAY HOME.
lovelyable: YB WOULD BE SO CREEPED OUT
lovelyable: BC JJ LIKES HIM TOO MUCH
whetstone: YES
whetstone: lol i cant even imagine them interacting
lovelyable: gd is like if you EVER
lovelyable: and yb is like are you serious
lovelyable: when would i.
lovelyable: JJ WOULD BELIKE FRANZ???? WANT TO BE???? :D and yb would just be blankfacing like wtf
whetstone: he's like i……i guess..........
whetstone: and then jj just starts trying to insinuate himself into yb's life
lovelyable: AFTER A WEEK HE CALLS TOP AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: WHY DOES YB KEEP RESCHEDULING OUR LUNCH DATE
lovelyable: IS HE SICK
lovelyable: STOP WORKING HIM TO DEATH
lovelyable: HE NEEDS HIS REST BETWEEN ALBUMS!!!!!!1
whetstone: FMLDSKAG THEIR LUNCH DATE
whetstone: THAT'S WHAT JJ CALLS IT TOO
whetstone: HE'S LIKE SO WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THAT LUNCH DATE? and yb's like ...........
lovelyable: yb is like its just lunch
lovelyable: and jj is like YES
lovelyable: LUNCH DATE
lovelyable: n_n
whetstone: OH GOD
lovelyable: later when yb reschedules again jj is like NOBODY APPRECIATES ME >( to hj
lovelyable: IF THIS WERE THREE YEARS AGO HE'D BE BEGGING ME FOR A DATE
whetstone: ONLY JJ WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING STOOD UP ON A ~DATE TO HIS BF
whetstone: THE NEXT TIME BB AND JYJ ARE ON THE SAME STAGE he does that thing where he was like puts arm around top, ignores gd
whetstone: except now he's ignoring gtop for yb
lovelyable: AND YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: HELP Q_Q
lovelyable: BEHIND HIS OPAQUE AVIATORS
whetstone: AND GD IS TORN BETWEEN LIKE I SHOULD HELP YB....
whetstone: AND BEING LIKE n___n that top is being ignored
lovelyable: LMFAO YES
lovelyable: and top is like :|
lovelyable: hj face
lovelyable: as jj passes by and is like oh hey
lovelyable: leaves with yb
whetstone: before yb knows it he's in jj’s car
whetstone: and jj's like so i guess youre too busy for lunch but
whetstone: its not too late for dinner :DDDD
whetstone: and yb's like dammit.
lovelyable: LOL ALSO WHEN TOP BRINGS UP THE PILLOW ~IN PASSING YB IS LIKE
lovelyable: STOPS
lovelyable: WHAT
lovelyable: HE HAS A PILLOW OF ME???????
whetstone: top's like well its not your face and yb's like but i mean
whetstone: how did he
whetstone: what
whetstone: i dont
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: HES LIKE WE SHOULD REALLY MONITOR OUR MERCHANDISE SALES MORE CAREFULLY
whetstone: LMAO
whetstone: can jj have like
whetstone: asked top for all this yb shit
whetstone: and top was like uh ok i guess……
lovelyable: AND TOP ASKED YB WHO WAS LIKE
lovelyable: SURE
lovelyable: BC HE ASSUMED TOP WAS GIVING IT TO HIS FRIENDS AND FAMILY
lovelyable: and now hes like WELL I GAVE IT TO YOU
lovelyable: I WANT IT BACK
whetstone: LMAO JJ TRAIPSING ALL AROUND SEOUL WITH LIKE
whetstone: A TAEYANG HOODIE
whetstone: and he starts wearing chrome hearts wifebeaters
lovelyable: HE BOUGHT THE TSHIRT WITH YB'S FACE ON IT
lovelyable: LMFAO HE WOULD
lovelyable: PINKY RING
whetstone: OFSIDAJGOAGAGAOGI
whetstone: HOW CREEPY OMG
lovelyable: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE wtf
lovelyable: WTF???
whetstone: TOP IS KIND OF OFFENDED THAT HE'S NOT JJ'S FAV DONGSAENG ANYMORE
whetstone: AND IS LIKE >(
lovelyable: gd is like what you WANT YOUR FACE BEING RUBBED AGAINST HIS GROSS BODY?
lovelyable: and top is like no but i dont want him wearing yb either :|
whetstone: he's like also jj hyung works out a lot
whetstone: so his bodys not gross
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE THANKS.
lovelyable: FOR TELLING ME AGAIN.
lovelyable: yb should get angrier and angrier and finally is like TELL HIM TO GIVE ME MY PILLOWS BACK!!!!!! and daesung who is watching is like ohhhh shitttt
whetstone: TAEYANG MODE
whetstone: NO WAIT can top like
whetstone: come to jj's apt to get them
whetstone: like after this hypothetical perf
whetstone: and he just walks in on jj and yb ~having dinner and yb just really stiffly like
whetstone: sitting there
whetstone: yb is just like :|
whetstone: and when top sneaks in he's like
whetstone: >|.
lovelyable: yb should've finally picked up one of jj's dozen calls and been like give me all of my shit back, stop wearing chrome hearts, and i'll have a meal with you, otherwise i'm blocking you from my phone
whetstone: LMFAO JJ COMPLIES WITH THE GIVING THE SHIT BACK BC HE'S LIKE
whetstone: OK WELL
whetstone: WHEN WE HAVE DINNER
whetstone: I'LL WIN HIM OVER
whetstone: WITH MY ~CHARM~
lovelyable: AND HE SLOWLY BARTERS STUFF BACK LIKE
lovelyable: YOU CAN HAVE THIS PILLOW BUT YOU DONT GET THE OTHER ONES UNLESS YOU HAVE COFFEE NEXT WEEK :D
lovelyable: WITH ME :D
whetstone: everyone just starts thinking jj and yb are friends
whetstone: and whenever they ask jyj about promising singers or w/e jj's always like
whetstone: TAEYANG
whetstone: WE'RE VERY CLOSE.
whetstone: n___n
lovelyable: HE CALLS ME HYUNGNIM
lovelyable: daesung who is watching at home is like LMFAO
lovelyable: and yb is like shut up
lovelyable: also i do not :|
lovelyable: ~_~
lovelyable: /leaves
whetstone: JJ LIKES YOU'RE MY CHOCOLATE UNIRONICALLY
whetstone: and when top is like hyung i wrote that :3 jj's like ya ok
whetstone: that's nice
whetstone: /rewatches yb perf of it
lovelyable: REJECTED
lovelyable: top is like :|
lovelyable: makes real hj face
lovelyable: and hj is like lolololol
whetstone: HJ LOVES IT
whetstone: and gd is just like :)
lovelyable: UNAFFECTED
lovelyable: yb is like constnatly pissy
lovelyable: and hes like arent you aware that you won tophyung by default
lovelyable: and gd is like SHUT UP
lovelyable: YOU'RE JUST MAD
*ksw = kwon sangwoo, beardman = cha seungwon.