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IN THIS POST: gtop vs. threesome, bom as gtop's cheerleader, kush vs. metaphors, bom being oblivious to kush's advances, yb the silent bomb
BY: lovelyablewhetstone
DATE: december 12, 2010
whetstone: TOP'S BLACK BOOK
whetstone: TOP KEEPS ALL HIS NUMBERS IN THE BOOK BC GD SNOOPS AROUND ON HIS PHONE
lovelyable: LMFAO O HOW SMART
lovelyable: gd's like whats that book and top is like poetry from high school, wanna read
lovelyable: and gd is like uhhhhhh
lovelyable: changes subject
(on threesomes: gd, top, and a female stranger)
whetstone: ig top would be down for it and in theory i bet gd would be the one to be like k let's do this but i feel like when it actually came down to it he'd be mad jealous lol
lovelyable: yea gd would like doing her and like doing top but then seeing top doing her would be like
lovelyable: not as much of a turn on as it is just a cause to be jealous
lovelyable: but yea i dont think top would be the one to propose it either
whetstone: lol toppppppp
whetstone: he's like what
whetstone: you want to do what
lovelyable: if gd ever did propose one it'd be because some bitches in nuthang tried it and LOVED IT so he was like WE NEED TO BE EXCITING AND SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE TOO and top is like uh ok...
whetstone: he's like i guess…….if you want
whetstone: LOL TOP SHOULD GET TO PICK THE GIRL
lovelyable: and shes ~his type~
lovelyable: so top is just starting to get into it when gd is like NO
lovelyable: GET OUT
lovelyable: PUSHES OUT THE DOOR
lovelyable: and top is amused
lovelyable: GD IS KIND OF EMBARRASSED BUT TRYIG NOT TO SEEM LIKE HE GIVES A FUCK
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GD
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE ok well maybe i just picked the wrong girl then
whetstone: we can try again later :3
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE oh... yea maybe :)! :|||||||
lovelyable: ....and the girl is now in big bang's apt living room half naked with her shoes and her shirt in her arms looking at seungri who just wandered out of his room and is like 0_0
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: he's like …………..hi? :)?
lovelyable: HIS BIG BLINKBLINK FACE
lovelyable: AND ITS LIKE NEAR HIS BDAY SO HES LIKE
lovelyable: ....IS THIS A PRESENT
whetstone: HE'S LIKE YB HYUNG DID YOU GET ME A GIFT EARLY
whetstone: and yb's like what?
whetstone: comes outside
whetstone: O_______O
lovelyable: AND THEN DAESUNG GETS HOME
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON /LEAVES IMMEDIATELY AGAIN
whetstone: DAESUNG IS JUST LIKE OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS
lovelyable: SEUNGRI AND YB IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A HALF NAKED GIRL
whetstone: SEUNGRI WOULD JUST OGLE AND YB WOULD HAVE TO BE NICE TO HER AND HELP HER
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS STARING AT HER BRA
lovelyable: yb has to snap him out of it
whetstone: LOL YB IS HE EVEN GOING TO BE OF ANY USE
whetstone: seungri tries to talk to her but he's just talking to her boobs
lovelyable: SEUNGRI
lovelyable: he would get slapped bc he'd make some terrible freudian slip
whetstone: and he'd be super insensitive and try to get her number
lovelyable: and shes like what did you say your name was again :| and hes like LEE SEUNGHYUN and shes like LOL GET OUT
whetstone: FDSLJGS SEUNGRI'S LIFE IS SAD
whetstone: later gd tries to pull yb into his room to vent at him and yb is like ......gdi
lovelyable: yb is like well whats the problem, you still ended up
lovelyable: ...you know
whetstone: also at some point gd has to admit he was jealous if he doesnt want a repeat
whetstone: LOL YB
whetstone: "YOU KNOW"
whetstone: also after that seungri writes down "have threesome" in his life goals book
whetstone: and the next day he adds "with two girls only"
lovelyable: SEUNGRI AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lovelyable: "maybe get top hyungs little black book for girl ideas"
whetstone: TOP'S BLACK BOOK
whetstone: TOP KEEPS ALL HIS NUMBERS IN THE BOOK BC GD SNOOPS AROUND ON HIS PHONE
lovelyable: LMFAO O HOW SMART
lovelyable: gd's like whats that book and top is like poetry from high school, wanna read
lovelyable: and gd is like uhhhhhh
lovelyable: changes subject
(on bom being gd/top's biggest supporter and cheerleader, and her feelings after GD&TOP VOLUME 1 came out)
lovelyable: IN MY HEADCANON BOM IS SO AMAZINGLY HAPPY AND PROUD RN
lovelyable: and probably goes around like this n__________n or she cant even sing a chorus without crying
lovelyable: and gtop start getting a little weirded out
lovelyable: but its bom so DEAL WITH IT
whetstone: DEAL WITH IT LOL that's what gd says and top can't say shit so he's like …. ok :c
lovelyable: gd says this through gritted teeth when hes waving to bom beaming at them from across the stage
whetstone: in her minidresses beaming and looking motherly
whetstone: and sometimes looping her arm through one of their arms
lovelyable: AND ALSO SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE Q_Q
whetstone: JUST RANDOMLY TEARS UP AND GTOP ARE LIKE uhhhh
whetstone: ok i
whetstone: tissue?
lovelyable: WHEN THEY'RE PRACTICING THE SONGS
lovelyable: she keeps cracking Q_Q
lovelyable: and gd has to be like OK LETS TAKE A BREAK..
lovelyable: another one..
whetstone: TOP WOULD GET SO AWKWARD
whetstone: gd is like what are you supposed to do when girls cry anyway
whetstone: and top is like idk i just leave
lovelyable: bom ends up crying on kush's shoulder
lovelyable: and kush is like ... you're more invested in this than your own love life
lovelyable: and bom is like what love life
lovelyable: and kush glares at gtop like they've done something wrong
whetstone: ALSO BOM GETS MAD WHEN KUSH COMPLAINS ABOUT GTOP BEING TOUCHY
whetstone: AND SHE'S LIKE JIYONG DESERVES IT!!!!!!
whetstone: STOP COMPLAINING
lovelyable: kush is like WHAT ABOUT ME
lovelyable: I DESERVE TO HAVE GOOD THINGS TOO
lovelyable: and bom is like oh shut up go through a five years of what jiyongie went through and then i'll consider it
lovelyable: WHICH HE HAS, BC HE'S LOVED BOM FOR FIVE YEARS ~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~ AND SHE DOESNT KNOW~*~**~*~*~
whetstone: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
whetstone: also top tries to have a bro talk with him about it
whetstone: but kush is just like LOL W/E LET'S JUST GO OUT OK and ends up angsting to him for like four hours once they're both drunk
lovelyable: LMFAO
lovelyable: and hes like IDK IF YOU EVEN KNOW
lovelyable: BC LIKE
lovelyable: YOU'RE IN HER POSITION
lovelyable: BUT
lovelyable: YOU HAVE A DICK
lovelyable: SO LIKE
lovelyable: ITS NOT THE SAME
lovelyable: AND GD HAS A DICK
lovelyable: and top is like ....i am so lost.
whetstone: LMFAO KUSH FJDLKAGS
whetstone: after this he calls gd on top's phone and is like I FEEL YOU
whetstone: YOU AND ME
whetstone: WE'RE THE SAME
lovelyable: LMFAOWEKJF
lovelyable: gd is like LOL
lovelyable: OK...
lovelyable: kush is like I'M U BUT LIKE
lovelyable: 5 YRS AGO MAN
lovelyable: THERES NO END FOR ME
lovelyable: I'M IN AN OCEAN
whetstone: LMFAO SDLJKGADG
whetstone: I'M DROWNING IN AN OCEAN BUT I GOT NO LIFEBOAT
whetstone: UR ALREADY ON THE RESCUE SHIP
whetstone: SOBS
lovelyable: CAN YOU BE MY LIFEBOAT Q_Q
lovelyable: gd is like that sounds kind of dirty, so i'm gonna say no
whetstone: HOW WOULD BOM NOT KNOW
lovelyable: TOO WRAPPED UP IN ANOTHER EPIC TO CARE ABOUT HER OWN
whetstone: and also blind to the parallels
lovelyable: and when kush attempts to like make a move shes like LOL YOU'RE REALLY SILLY TODAY
whetstone: kush should ask gd for advice but gd would probably get kind of srs bzns and quiet and kush is like wth is going on
lovelyable: and kush is like great
lovelyable: its that bad
lovelyable: GREAT
lovelyable: I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
lovelyable: SAVE YOURSELF
lovelyable: wait you're already saved. ~_~
(in reference to this)
whetstone: totally kush
lovelyable: HIS YEARNING FOR BOM IS ALWAYS TEMPORARILY SOOTHED BY FOOD
lovelyable: food time is happy time
lovelyable: if kush ever has to fill out a ballot he adds in those extra stupid boxes for himself and then checks them
whetstone: lol kush
whetstone: do u lyke me check yes or no
lovelyable: gives it to bom and bom is like what is this
lovelyable: who is it for??
lovelyable: teddy all the way at the front of the studio: /facepalm
whetstone: teddy who keeps telling kush WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
whetstone: and he's like ok so she's kind of oblivious, try harder
lovelyable: hes like just write her a note or something
lovelyable: shes bom, she'll think its cute
lovelyable: and then afterwards hes like .... maybe we should just write it on your forehead
lovelyable: in sharpie
whetstone: do you like me (me as in kush as in byunghoon) check yes or no
(kush being uncomfortable around gtop)
whetstone: the one night kush walks in on them hooking up in the vip room he will die
lovelyable: LOL SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE HIM BLINDERS FOR XMAS
lovelyable: just trip on his way out and bash his head really badly and his nose starts bleeding so he cant even go anywhere
whetstone: AFDSLKGJG
lovelyable: LMFAO AND ITS BC HE HAD HIS BLINDERS ON
lovelyable: SO HE COULDNT SEE
whetstone: LMFAO OH MY GOD YES
whetstone: SO HE JUST SITS THERE WITH A HANDKERCHIEF OVER HIS NOSE
whetstone: STUNNED AND GROSSED OUT
lovelyable: BLINDERS LIKE PUSHED UP OVER HIS FOREHEAD
whetstone: WHILE OBLIVIOUS GTOP ARE TOGETHER IN THE VIP ROOM
lovelyable: LMFAO STILL HOOKING UP
lovelyable: OH MY GOD
lovelyable: SO HE MANAGED TO TIPTOE OUT BUT HE HURT HIMSELF
lovelyable: and the person who finds him is like... choice
whetstone: choice who goes inside the room to get his wallet
whetstone: and kush is like NO DONT but theyve already fixed themselves
whetstone: so when choice comes back out he's like …..are you ok
whetstone: wait are you bleeding
lovelyable: kush just holding his nose
lovelyable: with his blinders on his head
lovelyable: choice is like lol what are those
lovelyable: are you dressed up
whetstone: when gtop come out top is like hyung are you ok and kush is like NO IM NOT OK
whetstone: DONT LOOK AT ME
whetstone: I CANT LOOK AT YOU EITHER
lovelyable: AHAHAHHAHAHA
lovelyable: /SNAPS BLINDERS BACK ON
lovelyable: STORMS OUT
lovelyable: wait if kush walked in and gtop were still... ~*~*~*~**~ doing it
lovelyable: and by the time choice got there like 10 minutes later they were done
lovelyable: then that means kush got there when they were SRSLY IN LIKE
lovelyable: THROES OF PASSION~*~*~**~*~
whetstone: LOL OH SHIT
lovelyable: oh god that would be traumatizing for him
whetstone: YEAH ITS NOT EVEN THE TAME SHIT ITS LIKE LEGIT NC-17
(ygfamily weird habits)
whetstone: someone probably farts in the car and holds the window button closed
lovelyable: CAN IT BE YB JUST TO BE HILARIOUSLY IRONIC
whetstone: LMFAO OH MY GOD
whetstone: yb is be the silent bomb dude
lovelyable: SILENT BUT DEADLY
whetstone: fart silently and walk away so no one knows its you
lovelyable: OH, I GET THE PURPOSE OF THE HUGE TURTLENECK SCARVES HE WEARS NOW THAT COVER LIKE HIS WHOLE FACE
lovelyable: BLOCK THE SCENT OF HIS OWN FARTS FROM HIS NOSE
lovelyable: so everyone else is like OH GOD FUCK YOU YB
lovelyable: and yb is just like n____n /breathes from the safety of his scarf
whetstone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHFDSAHDGS
whetstone: also he needs to accidentally do that when he doesn't see that
whetstone: hara or iu are in the room
whetstone: and he's like fuck my life
lovelyable: LMFAO HE SHOULD LOOK AT LIKE KUSH
lovelyable: AND BE LIKE O_O. O_____________O!!!
lovelyable: and kush is like
lovelyable: ....... >((((( MY BAD.
whetstone: LMFKDGF DEAD
whetstone: KUSH ICU BEING A GOOD HYUNG
lovelyable: later kush is like YEA I ONLY DID IT CAUSE
lovelyable: THEY'RE TOO YOUNG FOR ME ANYWAY
lovelyable: I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU
lovelyable: CAUSE YOU'RE GROSS
whetstone: dara is like o i c
whetstone: twenty years old is too young for kush
whetstone: also if kush weren't there dara would be obnoxious and take blame for the farts bc she's so desperate to foist yb off on someone
lovelyable: LMFAOIJGS DLGKAJS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
whetstone: BC EVERYONE IS LIKE YB + DARA OMG SO CUTE
whetstone: AND DARA IS JUST LIKE NOOOOO NO.
(bonus! during a particularly intelligent moment while discussing gd&top + bom's oh yeah concept possibilities [before it was performed])
lovelyable: if gtop are black vs white then shes gonna be like
lovelyable: BLACK AAAAND WHITE
lovelyable: wow that was profound
whetstone: maybe she'll be really colorful as contrast
lovelyable: see that makes sense
BY: lovelyablewhetstone
DATE: december 12, 2010
whetstone: TOP'S BLACK BOOK
whetstone: TOP KEEPS ALL HIS NUMBERS IN THE BOOK BC GD SNOOPS AROUND ON HIS PHONE
lovelyable: LMFAO O HOW SMART
lovelyable: gd's like whats that book and top is like poetry from high school, wanna read
lovelyable: and gd is like uhhhhhh
lovelyable: changes subject
(on threesomes: gd, top, and a female stranger)
whetstone: ig top would be down for it and in theory i bet gd would be the one to be like k let's do this but i feel like when it actually came down to it he'd be mad jealous lol
lovelyable: yea gd would like doing her and like doing top but then seeing top doing her would be like
lovelyable: not as much of a turn on as it is just a cause to be jealous
lovelyable: but yea i dont think top would be the one to propose it either
whetstone: lol toppppppp
whetstone: he's like what
whetstone: you want to do what
lovelyable: if gd ever did propose one it'd be because some bitches in nuthang tried it and LOVED IT so he was like WE NEED TO BE EXCITING AND SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE TOO and top is like uh ok...
whetstone: he's like i guess…….if you want
whetstone: LOL TOP SHOULD GET TO PICK THE GIRL
lovelyable: and shes ~his type~
lovelyable: so top is just starting to get into it when gd is like NO
lovelyable: GET OUT
lovelyable: PUSHES OUT THE DOOR
lovelyable: and top is amused
lovelyable: GD IS KIND OF EMBARRASSED BUT TRYIG NOT TO SEEM LIKE HE GIVES A FUCK
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GD
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE ok well maybe i just picked the wrong girl then
whetstone: we can try again later :3
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE oh... yea maybe :)! :|||||||
lovelyable: ....and the girl is now in big bang's apt living room half naked with her shoes and her shirt in her arms looking at seungri who just wandered out of his room and is like 0_0
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: he's like …………..hi? :)?
lovelyable: HIS BIG BLINKBLINK FACE
lovelyable: AND ITS LIKE NEAR HIS BDAY SO HES LIKE
lovelyable: ....IS THIS A PRESENT
whetstone: HE'S LIKE YB HYUNG DID YOU GET ME A GIFT EARLY
whetstone: and yb's like what?
whetstone: comes outside
whetstone: O_______O
lovelyable: AND THEN DAESUNG GETS HOME
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON /LEAVES IMMEDIATELY AGAIN
whetstone: DAESUNG IS JUST LIKE OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS
lovelyable: SEUNGRI AND YB IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH A HALF NAKED GIRL
whetstone: SEUNGRI WOULD JUST OGLE AND YB WOULD HAVE TO BE NICE TO HER AND HELP HER
lovelyable: SEUNGRI IS STARING AT HER BRA
lovelyable: yb has to snap him out of it
whetstone: LOL YB IS HE EVEN GOING TO BE OF ANY USE
whetstone: seungri tries to talk to her but he's just talking to her boobs
lovelyable: SEUNGRI
lovelyable: he would get slapped bc he'd make some terrible freudian slip
whetstone: and he'd be super insensitive and try to get her number
lovelyable: and shes like what did you say your name was again :| and hes like LEE SEUNGHYUN and shes like LOL GET OUT
whetstone: FDSLJGS SEUNGRI'S LIFE IS SAD
whetstone: later gd tries to pull yb into his room to vent at him and yb is like ......gdi
lovelyable: yb is like well whats the problem, you still ended up
lovelyable: ...you know
whetstone: also at some point gd has to admit he was jealous if he doesnt want a repeat
whetstone: LOL YB
whetstone: "YOU KNOW"
whetstone: also after that seungri writes down "have threesome" in his life goals book
whetstone: and the next day he adds "with two girls only"
lovelyable: SEUNGRI AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
lovelyable: "maybe get top hyungs little black book for girl ideas"
whetstone: TOP'S BLACK BOOK
whetstone: TOP KEEPS ALL HIS NUMBERS IN THE BOOK BC GD SNOOPS AROUND ON HIS PHONE
lovelyable: LMFAO O HOW SMART
lovelyable: gd's like whats that book and top is like poetry from high school, wanna read
lovelyable: and gd is like uhhhhhh
lovelyable: changes subject
(on bom being gd/top's biggest supporter and cheerleader, and her feelings after GD&TOP VOLUME 1 came out)
lovelyable: IN MY HEADCANON BOM IS SO AMAZINGLY HAPPY AND PROUD RN
lovelyable: and probably goes around like this n__________n or she cant even sing a chorus without crying
lovelyable: and gtop start getting a little weirded out
lovelyable: but its bom so DEAL WITH IT
whetstone: DEAL WITH IT LOL that's what gd says and top can't say shit so he's like …. ok :c
lovelyable: gd says this through gritted teeth when hes waving to bom beaming at them from across the stage
whetstone: in her minidresses beaming and looking motherly
whetstone: and sometimes looping her arm through one of their arms
lovelyable: AND ALSO SHE'S ALWAYS LIKE Q_Q
whetstone: JUST RANDOMLY TEARS UP AND GTOP ARE LIKE uhhhh
whetstone: ok i
whetstone: tissue?
lovelyable: WHEN THEY'RE PRACTICING THE SONGS
lovelyable: she keeps cracking Q_Q
lovelyable: and gd has to be like OK LETS TAKE A BREAK..
lovelyable: another one..
whetstone: TOP WOULD GET SO AWKWARD
whetstone: gd is like what are you supposed to do when girls cry anyway
whetstone: and top is like idk i just leave
lovelyable: bom ends up crying on kush's shoulder
lovelyable: and kush is like ... you're more invested in this than your own love life
lovelyable: and bom is like what love life
lovelyable: and kush glares at gtop like they've done something wrong
whetstone: ALSO BOM GETS MAD WHEN KUSH COMPLAINS ABOUT GTOP BEING TOUCHY
whetstone: AND SHE'S LIKE JIYONG DESERVES IT!!!!!!
whetstone: STOP COMPLAINING
lovelyable: kush is like WHAT ABOUT ME
lovelyable: I DESERVE TO HAVE GOOD THINGS TOO
lovelyable: and bom is like oh shut up go through a five years of what jiyongie went through and then i'll consider it
lovelyable: WHICH HE HAS, BC HE'S LOVED BOM FOR FIVE YEARS ~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*~ AND SHE DOESNT KNOW~*~**~*~*~
whetstone: I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
whetstone: also top tries to have a bro talk with him about it
whetstone: but kush is just like LOL W/E LET'S JUST GO OUT OK and ends up angsting to him for like four hours once they're both drunk
lovelyable: LMFAO
lovelyable: and hes like IDK IF YOU EVEN KNOW
lovelyable: BC LIKE
lovelyable: YOU'RE IN HER POSITION
lovelyable: BUT
lovelyable: YOU HAVE A DICK
lovelyable: SO LIKE
lovelyable: ITS NOT THE SAME
lovelyable: AND GD HAS A DICK
lovelyable: and top is like ....i am so lost.
whetstone: LMFAO KUSH FJDLKAGS
whetstone: after this he calls gd on top's phone and is like I FEEL YOU
whetstone: YOU AND ME
whetstone: WE'RE THE SAME
lovelyable: LMFAOWEKJF
lovelyable: gd is like LOL
lovelyable: OK...
lovelyable: kush is like I'M U BUT LIKE
lovelyable: 5 YRS AGO MAN
lovelyable: THERES NO END FOR ME
lovelyable: I'M IN AN OCEAN
whetstone: LMFAO SDLJKGADG
whetstone: I'M DROWNING IN AN OCEAN BUT I GOT NO LIFEBOAT
whetstone: UR ALREADY ON THE RESCUE SHIP
whetstone: SOBS
lovelyable: CAN YOU BE MY LIFEBOAT Q_Q
lovelyable: gd is like that sounds kind of dirty, so i'm gonna say no
whetstone: HOW WOULD BOM NOT KNOW
lovelyable: TOO WRAPPED UP IN ANOTHER EPIC TO CARE ABOUT HER OWN
whetstone: and also blind to the parallels
lovelyable: and when kush attempts to like make a move shes like LOL YOU'RE REALLY SILLY TODAY
whetstone: kush should ask gd for advice but gd would probably get kind of srs bzns and quiet and kush is like wth is going on
lovelyable: and kush is like great
lovelyable: its that bad
lovelyable: GREAT
lovelyable: I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
lovelyable: SAVE YOURSELF
lovelyable: wait you're already saved. ~_~
(in reference to this)
whetstone: totally kush
lovelyable: HIS YEARNING FOR BOM IS ALWAYS TEMPORARILY SOOTHED BY FOOD
lovelyable: food time is happy time
lovelyable: if kush ever has to fill out a ballot he adds in those extra stupid boxes for himself and then checks them
whetstone: lol kush
whetstone: do u lyke me check yes or no
lovelyable: gives it to bom and bom is like what is this
lovelyable: who is it for??
lovelyable: teddy all the way at the front of the studio: /facepalm
whetstone: teddy who keeps telling kush WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
whetstone: and he's like ok so she's kind of oblivious, try harder
lovelyable: hes like just write her a note or something
lovelyable: shes bom, she'll think its cute
lovelyable: and then afterwards hes like .... maybe we should just write it on your forehead
lovelyable: in sharpie
whetstone: do you like me (me as in kush as in byunghoon) check yes or no
(kush being uncomfortable around gtop)
whetstone: the one night kush walks in on them hooking up in the vip room he will die
lovelyable: LOL SOMEBODY SHOULD GIVE HIM BLINDERS FOR XMAS
lovelyable: just trip on his way out and bash his head really badly and his nose starts bleeding so he cant even go anywhere
whetstone: AFDSLKGJG
lovelyable: LMFAO AND ITS BC HE HAD HIS BLINDERS ON
lovelyable: SO HE COULDNT SEE
whetstone: LMFAO OH MY GOD YES
whetstone: SO HE JUST SITS THERE WITH A HANDKERCHIEF OVER HIS NOSE
whetstone: STUNNED AND GROSSED OUT
lovelyable: BLINDERS LIKE PUSHED UP OVER HIS FOREHEAD
whetstone: WHILE OBLIVIOUS GTOP ARE TOGETHER IN THE VIP ROOM
lovelyable: LMFAO STILL HOOKING UP
lovelyable: OH MY GOD
lovelyable: SO HE MANAGED TO TIPTOE OUT BUT HE HURT HIMSELF
lovelyable: and the person who finds him is like... choice
whetstone: choice who goes inside the room to get his wallet
whetstone: and kush is like NO DONT but theyve already fixed themselves
whetstone: so when choice comes back out he's like …..are you ok
whetstone: wait are you bleeding
lovelyable: kush just holding his nose
lovelyable: with his blinders on his head
lovelyable: choice is like lol what are those
lovelyable: are you dressed up
whetstone: when gtop come out top is like hyung are you ok and kush is like NO IM NOT OK
whetstone: DONT LOOK AT ME
whetstone: I CANT LOOK AT YOU EITHER
lovelyable: AHAHAHHAHAHA
lovelyable: /SNAPS BLINDERS BACK ON
lovelyable: STORMS OUT
lovelyable: wait if kush walked in and gtop were still... ~*~*~*~**~ doing it
lovelyable: and by the time choice got there like 10 minutes later they were done
lovelyable: then that means kush got there when they were SRSLY IN LIKE
lovelyable: THROES OF PASSION~*~*~**~*~
whetstone: LOL OH SHIT
lovelyable: oh god that would be traumatizing for him
whetstone: YEAH ITS NOT EVEN THE TAME SHIT ITS LIKE LEGIT NC-17
(ygfamily weird habits)
whetstone: someone probably farts in the car and holds the window button closed
lovelyable: CAN IT BE YB JUST TO BE HILARIOUSLY IRONIC
whetstone: LMFAO OH MY GOD
whetstone: yb is be the silent bomb dude
lovelyable: SILENT BUT DEADLY
whetstone: fart silently and walk away so no one knows its you
lovelyable: OH, I GET THE PURPOSE OF THE HUGE TURTLENECK SCARVES HE WEARS NOW THAT COVER LIKE HIS WHOLE FACE
lovelyable: BLOCK THE SCENT OF HIS OWN FARTS FROM HIS NOSE
lovelyable: so everyone else is like OH GOD FUCK YOU YB
lovelyable: and yb is just like n____n /breathes from the safety of his scarf
whetstone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHFDSAHDGS
whetstone: also he needs to accidentally do that when he doesn't see that
whetstone: hara or iu are in the room
whetstone: and he's like fuck my life
lovelyable: LMFAO HE SHOULD LOOK AT LIKE KUSH
lovelyable: AND BE LIKE O_O. O_____________O!!!
lovelyable: and kush is like
lovelyable: ....... >((((( MY BAD.
whetstone: LMFKDGF DEAD
whetstone: KUSH ICU BEING A GOOD HYUNG
lovelyable: later kush is like YEA I ONLY DID IT CAUSE
lovelyable: THEY'RE TOO YOUNG FOR ME ANYWAY
lovelyable: I DIDN'T DO IT FOR YOU
lovelyable: CAUSE YOU'RE GROSS
whetstone: dara is like o i c
whetstone: twenty years old is too young for kush
whetstone: also if kush weren't there dara would be obnoxious and take blame for the farts bc she's so desperate to foist yb off on someone
lovelyable: LMFAOIJGS DLGKAJS AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
whetstone: BC EVERYONE IS LIKE YB + DARA OMG SO CUTE
whetstone: AND DARA IS JUST LIKE NOOOOO NO.
(bonus! during a particularly intelligent moment while discussing gd&top + bom's oh yeah concept possibilities [before it was performed])
lovelyable: if gtop are black vs white then shes gonna be like
lovelyable: BLACK AAAAND WHITE
lovelyable: wow that was profound
whetstone: maybe she'll be really colorful as contrast
lovelyable: see that makes sense