i wanna make love in this club~
IN THIS POST: yb's clandestine activities, top's blackbook, accidental seungri/dara and the aftermath, high high video shoot, where in the world is kang daesung?
BY: whetstone lovelyable
DATE: may 2, 2010 / december 14, 2010
lovelyable: seungri wakes up and for the first two hours is like
lovelyable: I THINK I MADE OUT WITH SOMEBODY
lovelyable: YEAAAAAAA
whetstone: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS
lovelyable: and then gtop are like it was dara you fuck.
whetstone: for two seconds he's like :o
whetstone: and then is like
whetstone: I MADE OUT WITH DARA NOONA
whetstone: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
(yb secretly getting around, top’s black book, top and gd’s blackberry)
whetstone: LOL WHAT IF HE IS A SECRET HOOK-UP FIEND
whetstone: YOU NEVER KNOW MAN
lovelyable: OH
lovelyable: BETTER!
whetstone: it would be even better if like no one in yge knew
whetstone: and then everyone found out
lovelyable: IF EVERYONE FOUND OUT THEY'D BE LIKE
lovelyable: ........:o
lovelyable: ...........:o?
lovelyable: :o
whetstone: THEYRE LIKE
whetstone: OMG WHAT
whetstone: GD DID YOU KNOW
whetstone: YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN
whetstone: HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW!!
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO GD
lovelyable: HES LIKE HOW WOULD I KNOW
lovelyable: ITS NOT LIKE I WAS DOING HIM
lovelyable: though maybe i should have been
lovelyable: top is like HEY
lovelyable: >:|
whetstone: HE'S LIKE ONE, THAT'S GROSS
whetstone: TWO... IDK
whetstone: >:|
lovelyable: TWO I'M GOOD TOO
lovelyable: probably better
lovelyable: mumble mumble
whetstone: HE'S LIKE W/E I'M A HOOKUP FIEND TOO I JUST
whetstone: HOOK UP WITH ONE PERSON....
whetstone: REGUARLY...
whetstone: YEAH.
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: LMFASLKGLA
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: its my choice
lovelyable: I.... I GOT NOONAS
lovelyable: I JUST... AM FAITHFUL
lovelyable: >:|
whetstone: yb is like THIS IS WHY
whetstone: THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY LIFE
whetstone: WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
whetstone: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GUYS' SEX LIFE
lovelyable: gd is like wait no i need details
lovelyable: DETAILS
lovelyable: DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME
lovelyable: /sits on yb's bed
lovelyable: LETS TALK
whetstone: HE'S LIKE AS YOUR BEST FRIEND OF TEN+ YEARS I THINK I SHOULD BE HERE FOR YOU AND LISTEN
whetstone: LIKE, NOW.
whetstone: SO.
whetstone: :)
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE I DONT WANT TO TALK
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I DONT CARE
lovelyable: TUSH SHOULD BE THERE FOR THIS and like shaun and lyle
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE O OK ITS ALL ABOUT YOU. AGAIN.
lovelyable: even when its me
lovelyable: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU
whetstone: KUSH IS JUST LIKE GET ITTTTT
whetstone: and teddy is like oh my protege :')
lovelyable: kush is like shut up man how long has it been for you
lovelyable: keke
whetstone: LKFDMSL KUSH
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THINKING I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
lovelyable: LETS JUST PRETEND I WAS KIDDING OK
lovelyable: I WAS KIDDING
whetstone: YB'S LIKE I WAS JUST... LYING
whetstone: APRIL FOOLS
lovelyable: daesung is like
lovelyable: its may
lovelyable: third
whetstone: everyone like jumps bc they didnt know he was at the door
whetstone: daesung and :| top
whetstone: and also seungri who is lurking somewhere like
whetstone: T____________T
whetstone: lol then he starts sleeping in between gtop again
whetstone: AND ALSO IN BETWEEN DAESUNG AND HYORI WHENS HE COMES OVER
lovelyable: AHAHAHAMSKLADLAGJ
lovelyable: DAESUNG WOULD PUNCH HIM
lovelyable: top is like how come he never sleeps between you guys anymore and daesung is like i kicked him off the bed
lovelyable: and top is like maybe i should try that
whetstone: seungri's just like TOP HYUNG YOURE SO CLUMSY AS ALWAYS
whetstone: /climbs back in
lovelyable: top just doesnt have the heart to punch him outright
whetstone: top just starts sleeping on the couch
whetstone: or in yb's room
whetstone: and he's like
whetstone: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE i'm not doing you
lovelyable: :|
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE i just wanted to learn shit
lovelyable: not... do shit
whetstone: he's like i wanna be a hookup fiend too ;;
lovelyable: yb is like i thought you were one
lovelyable: noonas and all
whetstone: he's like ic you've lost your touch hyung
whetstone: top is like hdu
lovelyable: yb is like i think gd tamed you
whetstone: top should try to revive his ~hookup fiend~ status
whetstone: LMFAO TOP IS JUST LIKE OVER BREAKFAST I WANT TO REVIVE MY HOOKUP FIEND STATUS
whetstone: and its like a needle getting taken off a record
whetstone: everyone's just like blink blink
whetstone: and he's like or..... maybe not
lovelyable: AGMSLAKDLAJG
lovelyable: everyone looks up
lovelyable: stares
lovelyable: and then goes back to eating
lovelyable: and hes like ...... fine >:|
whetstone: tush who have stayed the night hoping for deets from yb are like
whetstone: snort
whetstone: ur whipped
lovelyable: esp when top is like
lovelyable: jiyong i said-- and gd is like i heard, you want my black book?
lovelyable: top is like ...... no :<
whetstone: LMFAO GDDDDD
whetstone: top is like I NEED A BLACK BOOK
whetstone: but his is empty
lovelyable: BC HE GETS ONE AFTER HE STARTS GOING OUT WITH GD
lovelyable: SO ITS JUST EMPTY
whetstone: except gd wrote his number in it
whetstone: and jj wrote his and was like lol >__>
lovelyable: omg that just becomes the notebook
whetstone: YESSSS
lovelyable: top is like my black book > your black book n____n
lovelyable: and gd is like YOURS HAS 2 NUMBERS IN IT
lovelyable: AND YOU HAVE BOTH OF THEM MEMORIZED
whetstone: HE'S LIKE I'VE HAD THE SAME NUMBER FOR LIKE, SEVEN YEARS
whetstone: IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT BY NOW IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU.
whetstone: lol one day top tries to erase all the weird numbers in gd's blackberry
whetstone: but he cant figure out how to do it
whetstone: so he just changes the language to russian and is like :3 /creeps off to schedules
lovelyable: ALL THE # HE TRIED TO ERASE ARE LIKE
lovelyable: THEY JUST HAVE WEIRD SYMBOLS AND SHIT ADDED
lovelyable: cha jungwanltso937059#9
whetstone: AND THEN THE NUMBERS HAVE RANDOM LIKE A'S IN THEM
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE THATS MY UNCLE YOU DOUCHEBAG
whetstone: GD IS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PHONE WHY CANT I
whetstone: WHAT IS THIS
whetstone: WTF IS THIS
whetstone: spends like four hours on the internet looking for screencaps of blackberry menus to change it back
lovelyable: AND THEN HAS TO CALL IN THE SERVICE #
lovelyable: AND YELLS AT THEM
whetstone: he changes top's phone to japanese and daesung is like
whetstone: lol none of us are helping him
whetstone: new rule
whetstone: :')
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG
lovelyable: top is like SEUNGRI
lovelyable: CMERE
lovelyable: seungri is like omg omg hands up surrender position
lovelyable: runs to room
whetstone: top just has to charm their japanese tutor to get her to fix it
lovelyable: LOLOL IF HE CHARMED THE TUTOR THATS LIKE 2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
lovelyable: fixed phone
lovelyable: hookup fiend
whetstone: LMAO YESSS
whetstone: TOP JUST GOING ON LIKE A FLIRTING SPREE he's like fine all my numbers are erased will replace with new ones :|
whetstone: then he gets home and is like wat do i do now
lovelyable: dont particularly want to call any of them
lovelyable: ends up setting his open phone with the menu on his phonebook on gd's pillow
lovelyable: and then going to bed
whetstone: he's just like well i'll just wait for gd to get home
whetstone: falls asleep
whetstone: gd is like lol the fuck is this
lovelyable: HE LIKE
lovelyable: CALLS ALL OF THEM
lovelyable: "who are you”
whetstone: LOL
whetstone: WHO ARE YOU HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS PHONE DON'T CALL AGAIN OK BYE :) /hangs up
(reactions to some high high shooting pics, seungri top and dara at a bar + drunken seungri/dara = freaked out gd, mia daesung)
whetstone: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldgrbra3cl1qzjb8ko1_500.jpg
whetstone: lol yb
whetstone: is he wearing
whetstone: leather pants...
lovelyable: LMFAO OH MY GOD
lovelyable: OH GOD YES.
lovelyable: JFOIJEF I LOVE THAT THEY'RE JUST ALL CHILLIN
lovelyable: holy trinity + kush
lovelyable: chillin
lovelyable: LOL EVERYONE HAS ALCOHOL EXCEPT YB :3
whetstone: yb gets oj + vodka
whetstone: without the vodka
lovelyable: LMFAOWIEJGO
lovelyable: the bartender is like
lovelyable: ...so...just oj???
lovelyable: you want juice?
lovelyable: IT FIGURES GD IS LIKE FJWOEIGHAWOEIGJOWEIG EXPLODES RUNS EVERYWHERE
lovelyable: and top is just like SITS
lovelyable: CHILLS
whetstone: DUDE RIGHT
whetstone: TOP SEEMS LIKE HE JUST STAYED IN A FEW AREAS AND EVERYONE MIGRATED TO HIM
whetstone: AND GD WAS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovelyable: TYPICAL
lovelyable: sa_mg_8440-183-2.jpg (http://sagency.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sa_mg_8440-183-2.jpg?w=949)
lovelyable: CHOICE!?!??!?!?!?!?!
whetstone: LOL CHOICE LOOKS SO MARRIED
lovelyable: LMFAO MARRIED
lovelyable: "MY WIFE IS CALLING ME"
lovelyable: "IT'S 1AM"
lovelyable: ":|"
whetstone: GOD
whetstone: SEUNGRI REALLY IS
whetstone: EMBARRASSING
whetstone: IN THESE SITUATIONS
lovelyable: IFKR
lovelyable: THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES HIM OUT.
lovelyable: THEY DID IT ONCE
lovelyable: AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE LIKE UHHH
lovelyable: ITS A PRIVATE PARTY..... SRY
whetstone: THIS IS WHY SEUNGRI IS TOP'S #999999999 PERSON ON THE "PEOPLE TO GO DRINKING WITH" LIST
lovelyable: LMFAOWIEGOWIJE YES
lovelyable: WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE
lovelyable: REALLY REALLY BUSY
lovelyable: AND HE REALLY WANTS TO GO OUT
lovelyable: seungri is like OMG YAYAY I'LL GET DRESSED UP YAY
lovelyable: top: 8|
whetstone: FLDSKMGLAS TOP
whetstone: AND SEUNGRI EMBARASSES HIM EVERY TIME OFC
whetstone: top + seungri + like dara
lovelyable: DARA WHO HAS LIKE 2 SHOTS AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: BJAOWEIBHAOWIEJALWKEJGLWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovelyable: top: JFC
lovelyable: she’s like I DONT REALLY DRINK VODKA SEUNGHYUNNIE and hes like NO, REALLY?
whetstone: WORST NIGHT EVER
whetstone: SEUNGRI WHO HITS ON EVERYONE
whetstone: AND HITS ON DARA
whetstone: AND TOP WHO IS JUST KINDA BUZZED AND HAS DARA SLURRING IN HIS EAR
lovelyable: AND SHES LIKE OMG SO CUTE SEUNGRI X33
lovelyable: DARA WHO PROMISED TO LIKE
lovelyable: KEEP SEUNGRI AWAY FROM GIRLS
whetstone: OMFG DARASEUNGRI
whetstone: DRUNKEN MAKEOUT
lovelyable: AGAOWIEHGAOWIEHG OH MY GOD
lovelyable: AJGWJEGAL
lovelyable: OH MGYGDOD
lovelyable: LMFAO
whetstone: TOP IS KIND OF JUST HORRIFIED
whetstone: FUCK I WOULD BE HORRIFIED
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO
lovelyable: OH GOD ME TOO
lovelyable: LMFAO EVERYBODY IS HORRIFIED
lovelyable: AFTERWARDS CL IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK OPPA
whetstone: LMFDLSKGSKJ TOP
whetstone: HE'S JUST LIKE …………./DOWNS DARA'S DRINK
whetstone: LOOKS AWAY POINTEDLY
lovelyable: LMFAO HE SHOULD NOT EVEN SEE IT HAPPEN
lovelyable: IS JUST LIKE ok i need another drink
lovelyable: DONT LET SEUNGRI GO ANYWHERE
lovelyable: and dara is like OKAY!!!! and top comes back and they're just full on sucking face
lovelyable: and hes like THE FUCK!??!!?
whetstone: HE COMES BACK AND IS JUST LIKE
whetstone: SPEECHLESS
whetstone: HOLDING HIS DRINK IN ONE HAND
whetstone: AND THEN JUST SNAPS A PIC AND SENDS IT TO GD
whetstone: "WHAT DO I DO"
lovelyable: GD WHO IS LIKE IN THE STUDIO WITH TUSH AND YG
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE "...who is that"
lovelyable: and after top tells him who it is he;s like OH MY FUCKING GOD
lovelyable: and everybody like jumps
whetstone: RIGHT IN FRONT OF HYUNSUK AND EVERYONE
whetstone: WHILE HE'S BEING ALL JITTERY AND SERIOUS AS YG LISTENS TO SOME NEW SHIT
lovelyable: YG IS LIKE whats the problem and he’s like NOTHING
lovelyable: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
lovelyable: /steps out into hall, starts texting top, keysmashes and spells like 459384593 things wrong before he gives up and calls him and screams STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
whetstone: TOP IS STILL TRYING TO DECIPHER THE TEXT
whetstone: SO WHEN GD CALLS HIM HE ACCIDENTALLY TAKES IT
whetstone: AND GD JUST HEARS TONES OF THE BUTTONS BEING PRESSED
lovelyable: AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
lovelyable: when they're finally talking hes like STOP IT NOWWWW AND TOP IS LIKE HOW??? AND GD IS LIKE ... I DONT KNOW YOU'RE THE OLDEST
lovelyable: LMFAO YES
lovelyable: GD: SHOUT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
whetstone: LMFALKDJGGDLSK
whetstone: SING SEXY BACK!!!!!
whetstone: actually
whetstone: that might spur him on
whetstone: nm dont do that
lovelyable: top is like uh ok i wasnt gonna do it
lovelyable: have we met
whetstone: WOULD HE EVEN LIKE
whetstone: TOUCH THEM
lovelyable: IDK
lovelyable: EVENTUALLY???
whetstone: HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO LEAVE
whetstone: BUT HE'S LIKE NO THAT'S SHITTY
lovelyable: gd is like HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE THEY'RE JUST STILL MAKING OUT and top is like i walked away and gd is like YOU WHAT
lovelyable: YOU WALKED
lovelyable: AWAY
lovelyable: top comes back and just finally pries them apart and is like OKAYYY UHHHH DARA HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM.
lovelyable: AND CLEAN YOURSELF UP.
whetstone: THEY SHOULD BE ON VIDEO CHAT VIA IPHONE
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG YES
lovelyable: GD'S FURIOUS FACE
whetstone: AND HIS AFRO LIKE WOBBLING
lovelyable: FURIOUS HISSING SO YG WONT HEAR
lovelyable: CROUCHED IN A CORNER
lovelyable: gd is like ARE THEY STILL MAKING OUT? and top shows him and hes like OH MY GOD I DONT WANT TO SEE IT!
whetstone: LMFAO OH MY GOD EWWWWW
whetstone: top has finished his drink by this point
whetstone: and is doing his i-dont-want-to-be-here frown
whetstone: TOP TRIES PRYING DARA OFF AND SHE JUST GLOMS ONTO HIM
whetstone: AND HE'S LIKE ._____________.
lovelyable: HES LIKE K TIME TO GO and shes like EEEE SEUNGHYUNNIE /ATTACHES
lovelyable: and hes like fjwoeijgowej
lovelyable: and seungri just looks dazed
lovelyable: AND GD IS STILL ON VIDEOCHAT AND HES LIKE WTF IS SHE DOING!!!!!
whetstone: seungri sees gd's furious face and is like
whetstone: OMG HI HYUNGNIM
lovelyable: SEUNGRI TAKES THE PHONE
lovelyable: HYUNGNIM????
lovelyable: WHERE ARE YOU??
whetstone: ARE YOU HERE????????
whetstone: OMG!!!!
lovelyable: THE VIDEO IS LIKE
lovelyable: OF SEUNGRI'S NOSE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE GIVE THE FUCKING PHONE BACK TO TOP HYUNG and seungri is like I'M HAVING A LOT OF FUN RIGHT NOW
lovelyable: WHERE ARE YOU
whetstone: GD WHO IS TRYING TO SEE PAST SEUNGRI
whetstone: AND INTERMITTENTLY HEARS DARA SAYING SEUNGHYUNNIEEEEEEE
whetstone: LOL SHE SHOULD JUST BE LIKE
whetstone: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME :(
whetstone: WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS
whetstone: I LIKE YOU
whetstone: /WRAPS ARMS AROUND
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE TRYING TO IGNORE HER AND HAUL HER ASS OUT AT THE SAME TIME
lovelyable: hes like SEUNGRI WE'RE LEAVING and seungri is like BUT WE CANT LEAVE HYUNGNIM HERE!!!
lovelyable: I'M GONNA WAIT FOR HIM
whetstone: SEUNGRI WITH TOP'S PHONE
whetstone: AND GD HAS BEEN WHISPER YELLING AT HIM FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES
lovelyable: LMFAO SEUNGRI'S FINALLY LIKE OK BYE HYUNGNIM AND GD IS LIKE "GWEOGIWOEI WAIT NO DONT HANG UP --OH MY GODDD"
whetstone: BY NOW YG IS LIKE is he sick again :/ and teddy is like knocking on the door like EY WHATS GOING ON IN THERE
lovelyable: GD TURNS THE FAUCET ON AND IS LIKE UHHHH HOLD ONNNNN.
lovelyable: tries calling top back but the phone is in seungri's pocket so he just hears them walking out of the club and into the taxi and top being like NOONA LET GO.
whetstone: LOL WAIT SO IS SEUNGRI STILL THERE WITHOUT THEM
lovelyable: LOL SEUNGRI IS LIKE BEHIND THEM BC TOP IS LIKE GRABBING ONTO HIS COLLAR OR STHNG
lovelyable: when they get to 2ne1's hostel dara is like CL-ROOOOOOOOO and cl is like o_o what happened
lovelyable: and top is like IDE. and shes like oh btw i forgot to tell you she only drinks like, wine cooler
lovelyable: top is like i hate everything
whetstone: wine coolers and moscato d'asti
whetstone: lol this is when seungri is like OH SEUNGHYUN HYUNG I FORGOT
whetstone: I HAVE YOUR PHONE
whetstone: SLAPS IT INTO HIS HAND
whetstone: and he keeps harping about how its not nice of him to leave gd there by himself
lovelyable: AND DARA IS LIKE GOODNIGHT SEUNGRIIIIII
lovelyable: and cl is like "....ok what happened."
lovelyable: oh god seungridara is now headcanon
lovelyable: 8|
whetstone: this could segue nicely into clseungri bc cl realizes she kind of actually likes seungri
lovelyable: OICCCC
lovelyable: AND IS JEALOUS
whetstone: and she's not even mad at dara she's just more mad that shes even jealous
lovelyable: LOL YES
lovelyable: dara who doesnt even remember most of it
whetstone: and cl tries to have a conversation with gd about it and he's just like no
whetstone: no no no no
lovelyable: hands over ears NO NO NO NO.
lovelyable: LA LA LALALALA I'M BUSY GO AWAY
whetstone: GD WHO IS STILL TRAUMATIZED BY DARASEUNGRI
whetstone: AND AUDIO DARATOP
lovelyable: WHEN GD GETS HOME top is home already like collapsed in bed with his arms over his face
whetstone: lolololol gd
whetstone: GD IS ALL READY TO LIKE
whetstone: yell at him and be like WTF HAPPENED and top is just like
whetstone: throws hands up in air
whetstone: dont ask me
whetstone: i dont know
whetstone: in his comfort pjs aka monkey pjs
lovelyable: LMFAO MONKEY PJS
lovelyable: gd is like what happened with you.. and her..... :|
lovelyable: and top is like uhh lets see, she tore my shirt.
lovelyable: spilled my drink
lovelyable: lost 35,000 won
lovelyable: i think thats it
whetstone: and she stopped the taxi before they got all the way to the dorm bc she wanted food
whetstone: so then they had to walk the rest of the way
lovelyable: at which point seungri decided to start singing
lovelyable: as he walked
lovelyable: like a musical
lovelyable: except this was real life
lovelyable: and 3 am
whetstone: LOL SEUNGRI STARTS SINGING SONGS FROM HIS MUSICAL
whetstone: and top has a headache and is holding dara's heels
lovelyable: LMFAO HE SHOULD NEED TO GIVE HER A PIGGYBACK
lovelyable: with her shoes in his hands
lovelyable: and shes like practically passed out
lovelyable: and seungri is running ahead of them singing in his best dramatic stage voice
whetstone: IS GD STILL ON THE PHONE DURING ALL OF THIS
whetstone: OR HAS HE FINALLY GIVEN UP AND HUNG UP
whetstone: top giving dara a piggyback while she's wearing his jacket and seungri is singing and he's just like i hate my life
whetstone: i shouldve just waited for gd and kush hyung
whetstone: 8(
lovelyable: HE DIDNT EVEN GET SLIGHTLY BUZZED
lovelyable: if gds still on the phone all he hears is seungri's heavy breathing and cracking as he goes off key
whetstone: EW LMAO
whetstone: and he's just like what the fuck is going on
whetstone: god this is why when gd comes in he finds blanket burrito top
lovelyable: LOL I CANT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THE NEXT MORNING WOULD BE LIKE FOR SEUNGRI
lovelyable: who wakes up and for the first two hours is like
lovelyable: I THINK I MADE OUT WITH SOMEBODY
lovelyable: YEAAAAAAA
whetstone: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS
lovelyable: and then gtop are like it was dara you fuck.
whetstone: for two seconds he's like :o
whetstone: and then is like
whetstone: I MADE OUT WITH DARA NOONA
whetstone: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
lovelyable: EVERYONE IS LIKE WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO HAPPY
lovelyable: every time dara sees him she just turns pink and hides behind cl
lovelyable: LOL HES EVEN MORE DNW FOR HER NOW THAN YB
lovelyable: YB WHO IS LIKE 8((((( IN SEKRIT
whetstone: LFMDLSKGJSLGSJL YB
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: and seungri just thinks theyre bff and potential bfgf now
whetstone: and goes out of his way to be like HIIIIIII
lovelyable: and cl is like BACK UR SHIT UP.
lovelyable: SHE DOESNT WANNA SEE YOU.
lovelyable: GO AWAY.
lovelyable: /ANGRY AND JEALOUS
whetstone: lol top and gd have a weirded out conversation where top is like why does everyone want seungri
whetstone: and gd is just like CAN YOU NOT
lovelyable: top is like lol why, are you next
lovelyable: and gd kicks him
whetstone: LMFAOOOO TOP
whetstone: he's like i thought you got that out of ur system
lovelyable: yb is like maybe i should make more of an effort like seungri does with girls
lovelyable: and gd is like if you turn into him i will kill you.
whetstone: HE WOULD NEVER
whetstone: gd is just like WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE YB INSTEAD and top is like
whetstone: o so i should’ve
whetstone: dragged both yb and dara to a club
whetstone: to drink
whetstone: the three of us
whetstone: yea that would’ve been fun
lovelyable: gd is like I WOULD'VE COME WITH YOU
lovelyable: and top is like you had your automated messaging on.
whetstone: KWON JIYONG IS AT A MEETING
whetstone: lmfao poor gd has to deal with top lolling at the whole situation, 8( yb, happy for no reason seungri, cl who is jealous, and ashamed dara
lovelyable: absentee daesung
whetstone: sometimes people are like where's daesung???? and gd has to spend an hour tracking down where he's avoiding them
lovelyable: lol omg daesung
lovelyable: who just turns his phone off after he sends gd a text thats like
lovelyable: not dead, back when shit settles down
lovelyable: page if you need
BY: whetstone lovelyable
DATE: may 2, 2010 / december 14, 2010
lovelyable: seungri wakes up and for the first two hours is like
lovelyable: I THINK I MADE OUT WITH SOMEBODY
lovelyable: YEAAAAAAA
whetstone: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS
lovelyable: and then gtop are like it was dara you fuck.
whetstone: for two seconds he's like :o
whetstone: and then is like
whetstone: I MADE OUT WITH DARA NOONA
whetstone: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
(yb secretly getting around, top’s black book, top and gd’s blackberry)
whetstone: LOL WHAT IF HE IS A SECRET HOOK-UP FIEND
whetstone: YOU NEVER KNOW MAN
lovelyable: OH
lovelyable: BETTER!
whetstone: it would be even better if like no one in yge knew
whetstone: and then everyone found out
lovelyable: IF EVERYONE FOUND OUT THEY'D BE LIKE
lovelyable: ........:o
lovelyable: ...........:o?
lovelyable: :o
whetstone: THEYRE LIKE
whetstone: OMG WHAT
whetstone: GD DID YOU KNOW
whetstone: YOU HAD TO HAVE KNOWN
whetstone: HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW!!
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO GD
lovelyable: HES LIKE HOW WOULD I KNOW
lovelyable: ITS NOT LIKE I WAS DOING HIM
lovelyable: though maybe i should have been
lovelyable: top is like HEY
lovelyable: >:|
whetstone: HE'S LIKE ONE, THAT'S GROSS
whetstone: TWO... IDK
whetstone: >:|
lovelyable: TWO I'M GOOD TOO
lovelyable: probably better
lovelyable: mumble mumble
whetstone: HE'S LIKE W/E I'M A HOOKUP FIEND TOO I JUST
whetstone: HOOK UP WITH ONE PERSON....
whetstone: REGUARLY...
whetstone: YEAH.
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: LMFASLKGLA
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: its my choice
lovelyable: I.... I GOT NOONAS
lovelyable: I JUST... AM FAITHFUL
lovelyable: >:|
whetstone: yb is like THIS IS WHY
whetstone: THIS IS WHY I DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT MY LIFE
whetstone: WHY ARE WE EVEN HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
whetstone: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR GUYS' SEX LIFE
lovelyable: gd is like wait no i need details
lovelyable: DETAILS
lovelyable: DONT WALK AWAY FROM ME
lovelyable: /sits on yb's bed
lovelyable: LETS TALK
whetstone: HE'S LIKE AS YOUR BEST FRIEND OF TEN+ YEARS I THINK I SHOULD BE HERE FOR YOU AND LISTEN
whetstone: LIKE, NOW.
whetstone: SO.
whetstone: :)
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE I DONT WANT TO TALK
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE I DONT CARE
lovelyable: TUSH SHOULD BE THERE FOR THIS and like shaun and lyle
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE O OK ITS ALL ABOUT YOU. AGAIN.
lovelyable: even when its me
lovelyable: ITS ALL ABOUT YOU
whetstone: KUSH IS JUST LIKE GET ITTTTT
whetstone: and teddy is like oh my protege :')
lovelyable: kush is like shut up man how long has it been for you
lovelyable: keke
whetstone: LKFDMSL KUSH
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE CAN WE JUST GO BACK TO THINKING I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE
lovelyable: LETS JUST PRETEND I WAS KIDDING OK
lovelyable: I WAS KIDDING
whetstone: YB'S LIKE I WAS JUST... LYING
whetstone: APRIL FOOLS
lovelyable: daesung is like
lovelyable: its may
lovelyable: third
whetstone: everyone like jumps bc they didnt know he was at the door
whetstone: daesung and :| top
whetstone: and also seungri who is lurking somewhere like
whetstone: T____________T
whetstone: lol then he starts sleeping in between gtop again
whetstone: AND ALSO IN BETWEEN DAESUNG AND HYORI WHENS HE COMES OVER
lovelyable: AHAHAHAMSKLADLAGJ
lovelyable: DAESUNG WOULD PUNCH HIM
lovelyable: top is like how come he never sleeps between you guys anymore and daesung is like i kicked him off the bed
lovelyable: and top is like maybe i should try that
whetstone: seungri's just like TOP HYUNG YOURE SO CLUMSY AS ALWAYS
whetstone: /climbs back in
lovelyable: top just doesnt have the heart to punch him outright
whetstone: top just starts sleeping on the couch
whetstone: or in yb's room
whetstone: and he's like
whetstone: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE i'm not doing you
lovelyable: :|
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE i just wanted to learn shit
lovelyable: not... do shit
whetstone: he's like i wanna be a hookup fiend too ;;
lovelyable: yb is like i thought you were one
lovelyable: noonas and all
whetstone: he's like ic you've lost your touch hyung
whetstone: top is like hdu
lovelyable: yb is like i think gd tamed you
whetstone: top should try to revive his ~hookup fiend~ status
whetstone: LMFAO TOP IS JUST LIKE OVER BREAKFAST I WANT TO REVIVE MY HOOKUP FIEND STATUS
whetstone: and its like a needle getting taken off a record
whetstone: everyone's just like blink blink
whetstone: and he's like or..... maybe not
lovelyable: AGMSLAKDLAJG
lovelyable: everyone looks up
lovelyable: stares
lovelyable: and then goes back to eating
lovelyable: and hes like ...... fine >:|
whetstone: tush who have stayed the night hoping for deets from yb are like
whetstone: snort
whetstone: ur whipped
lovelyable: esp when top is like
lovelyable: jiyong i said-- and gd is like i heard, you want my black book?
lovelyable: top is like ...... no :<
whetstone: LMFAO GDDDDD
whetstone: top is like I NEED A BLACK BOOK
whetstone: but his is empty
lovelyable: BC HE GETS ONE AFTER HE STARTS GOING OUT WITH GD
lovelyable: SO ITS JUST EMPTY
whetstone: except gd wrote his number in it
whetstone: and jj wrote his and was like lol >__>
lovelyable: omg that just becomes the notebook
whetstone: YESSSS
lovelyable: top is like my black book > your black book n____n
lovelyable: and gd is like YOURS HAS 2 NUMBERS IN IT
lovelyable: AND YOU HAVE BOTH OF THEM MEMORIZED
whetstone: HE'S LIKE I'VE HAD THE SAME NUMBER FOR LIKE, SEVEN YEARS
whetstone: IF YOU DON'T KNOW IT BY NOW IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU.
whetstone: lol one day top tries to erase all the weird numbers in gd's blackberry
whetstone: but he cant figure out how to do it
whetstone: so he just changes the language to russian and is like :3 /creeps off to schedules
lovelyable: ALL THE # HE TRIED TO ERASE ARE LIKE
lovelyable: THEY JUST HAVE WEIRD SYMBOLS AND SHIT ADDED
lovelyable: cha jungwanltso937059#9
whetstone: AND THEN THE NUMBERS HAVE RANDOM LIKE A'S IN THEM
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE THATS MY UNCLE YOU DOUCHEBAG
whetstone: GD IS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PHONE WHY CANT I
whetstone: WHAT IS THIS
whetstone: WTF IS THIS
whetstone: spends like four hours on the internet looking for screencaps of blackberry menus to change it back
lovelyable: AND THEN HAS TO CALL IN THE SERVICE #
lovelyable: AND YELLS AT THEM
whetstone: he changes top's phone to japanese and daesung is like
whetstone: lol none of us are helping him
whetstone: new rule
whetstone: :')
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG
lovelyable: top is like SEUNGRI
lovelyable: CMERE
lovelyable: seungri is like omg omg hands up surrender position
lovelyable: runs to room
whetstone: top just has to charm their japanese tutor to get her to fix it
lovelyable: LOLOL IF HE CHARMED THE TUTOR THATS LIKE 2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE
lovelyable: fixed phone
lovelyable: hookup fiend
whetstone: LMAO YESSS
whetstone: TOP JUST GOING ON LIKE A FLIRTING SPREE he's like fine all my numbers are erased will replace with new ones :|
whetstone: then he gets home and is like wat do i do now
lovelyable: dont particularly want to call any of them
lovelyable: ends up setting his open phone with the menu on his phonebook on gd's pillow
lovelyable: and then going to bed
whetstone: he's just like well i'll just wait for gd to get home
whetstone: falls asleep
whetstone: gd is like lol the fuck is this
lovelyable: HE LIKE
lovelyable: CALLS ALL OF THEM
lovelyable: "who are you”
whetstone: LOL
whetstone: WHO ARE YOU HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS PHONE DON'T CALL AGAIN OK BYE :) /hangs up
(reactions to some high high shooting pics, seungri top and dara at a bar + drunken seungri/dara = freaked out gd, mia daesung)
whetstone: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldgrbra3cl1qzjb8ko1_500.jpg
whetstone: lol yb
whetstone: is he wearing
whetstone: leather pants...
lovelyable: LMFAO OH MY GOD
lovelyable: OH GOD YES.
lovelyable: JFOIJEF I LOVE THAT THEY'RE JUST ALL CHILLIN
lovelyable: holy trinity + kush
lovelyable: chillin
lovelyable: LOL EVERYONE HAS ALCOHOL EXCEPT YB :3
whetstone: yb gets oj + vodka
whetstone: without the vodka
lovelyable: LMFAOWIEJGO
lovelyable: the bartender is like
lovelyable: ...so...just oj???
lovelyable: you want juice?
lovelyable: IT FIGURES GD IS LIKE FJWOEIGHAWOEIGJOWEIG EXPLODES RUNS EVERYWHERE
lovelyable: and top is just like SITS
lovelyable: CHILLS
whetstone: DUDE RIGHT
whetstone: TOP SEEMS LIKE HE JUST STAYED IN A FEW AREAS AND EVERYONE MIGRATED TO HIM
whetstone: AND GD WAS LIKE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovelyable: TYPICAL
lovelyable: sa_mg_8440-183-2.jpg (http://sagency.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/sa_mg_8440-183-2.jpg?w=949)
lovelyable: CHOICE!?!??!?!?!?!?!
whetstone: LOL CHOICE LOOKS SO MARRIED
lovelyable: LMFAO MARRIED
lovelyable: "MY WIFE IS CALLING ME"
lovelyable: "IT'S 1AM"
lovelyable: ":|"
whetstone: GOD
whetstone: SEUNGRI REALLY IS
whetstone: EMBARRASSING
whetstone: IN THESE SITUATIONS
lovelyable: IFKR
lovelyable: THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES HIM OUT.
lovelyable: THEY DID IT ONCE
lovelyable: AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE LIKE UHHH
lovelyable: ITS A PRIVATE PARTY..... SRY
whetstone: THIS IS WHY SEUNGRI IS TOP'S #999999999 PERSON ON THE "PEOPLE TO GO DRINKING WITH" LIST
lovelyable: LMFAOWIEGOWIJE YES
lovelyable: WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE
lovelyable: REALLY REALLY BUSY
lovelyable: AND HE REALLY WANTS TO GO OUT
lovelyable: seungri is like OMG YAYAY I'LL GET DRESSED UP YAY
lovelyable: top: 8|
whetstone: FLDSKMGLAS TOP
whetstone: AND SEUNGRI EMBARASSES HIM EVERY TIME OFC
whetstone: top + seungri + like dara
lovelyable: DARA WHO HAS LIKE 2 SHOTS AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: BJAOWEIBHAOWIEJALWKEJGLWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lovelyable: top: JFC
lovelyable: she’s like I DONT REALLY DRINK VODKA SEUNGHYUNNIE and hes like NO, REALLY?
whetstone: WORST NIGHT EVER
whetstone: SEUNGRI WHO HITS ON EVERYONE
whetstone: AND HITS ON DARA
whetstone: AND TOP WHO IS JUST KINDA BUZZED AND HAS DARA SLURRING IN HIS EAR
lovelyable: AND SHES LIKE OMG SO CUTE SEUNGRI X33
lovelyable: DARA WHO PROMISED TO LIKE
lovelyable: KEEP SEUNGRI AWAY FROM GIRLS
whetstone: OMFG DARASEUNGRI
whetstone: DRUNKEN MAKEOUT
lovelyable: AGAOWIEHGAOWIEHG OH MY GOD
lovelyable: AJGWJEGAL
lovelyable: OH MGYGDOD
lovelyable: LMFAO
whetstone: TOP IS KIND OF JUST HORRIFIED
whetstone: FUCK I WOULD BE HORRIFIED
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO
lovelyable: OH GOD ME TOO
lovelyable: LMFAO EVERYBODY IS HORRIFIED
lovelyable: AFTERWARDS CL IS LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK OPPA
whetstone: LMFDLSKGSKJ TOP
whetstone: HE'S JUST LIKE …………./DOWNS DARA'S DRINK
whetstone: LOOKS AWAY POINTEDLY
lovelyable: LMFAO HE SHOULD NOT EVEN SEE IT HAPPEN
lovelyable: IS JUST LIKE ok i need another drink
lovelyable: DONT LET SEUNGRI GO ANYWHERE
lovelyable: and dara is like OKAY!!!! and top comes back and they're just full on sucking face
lovelyable: and hes like THE FUCK!??!!?
whetstone: HE COMES BACK AND IS JUST LIKE
whetstone: SPEECHLESS
whetstone: HOLDING HIS DRINK IN ONE HAND
whetstone: AND THEN JUST SNAPS A PIC AND SENDS IT TO GD
whetstone: "WHAT DO I DO"
lovelyable: GD WHO IS LIKE IN THE STUDIO WITH TUSH AND YG
lovelyable: AND IS LIKE "...who is that"
lovelyable: and after top tells him who it is he;s like OH MY FUCKING GOD
lovelyable: and everybody like jumps
whetstone: RIGHT IN FRONT OF HYUNSUK AND EVERYONE
whetstone: WHILE HE'S BEING ALL JITTERY AND SERIOUS AS YG LISTENS TO SOME NEW SHIT
lovelyable: YG IS LIKE whats the problem and he’s like NOTHING
lovelyable: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
lovelyable: /steps out into hall, starts texting top, keysmashes and spells like 459384593 things wrong before he gives up and calls him and screams STOP IT STOP IT RIGHT NOW
whetstone: TOP IS STILL TRYING TO DECIPHER THE TEXT
whetstone: SO WHEN GD CALLS HIM HE ACCIDENTALLY TAKES IT
whetstone: AND GD JUST HEARS TONES OF THE BUTTONS BEING PRESSED
lovelyable: AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
lovelyable: when they're finally talking hes like STOP IT NOWWWW AND TOP IS LIKE HOW??? AND GD IS LIKE ... I DONT KNOW YOU'RE THE OLDEST
lovelyable: LMFAO YES
lovelyable: GD: SHOUT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
whetstone: LMFALKDJGGDLSK
whetstone: SING SEXY BACK!!!!!
whetstone: actually
whetstone: that might spur him on
whetstone: nm dont do that
lovelyable: top is like uh ok i wasnt gonna do it
lovelyable: have we met
whetstone: WOULD HE EVEN LIKE
whetstone: TOUCH THEM
lovelyable: IDK
lovelyable: EVENTUALLY???
whetstone: HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO LEAVE
whetstone: BUT HE'S LIKE NO THAT'S SHITTY
lovelyable: gd is like HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO ME WHILE THEY'RE JUST STILL MAKING OUT and top is like i walked away and gd is like YOU WHAT
lovelyable: YOU WALKED
lovelyable: AWAY
lovelyable: top comes back and just finally pries them apart and is like OKAYYY UHHHH DARA HOW ABOUT YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM.
lovelyable: AND CLEAN YOURSELF UP.
whetstone: THEY SHOULD BE ON VIDEO CHAT VIA IPHONE
lovelyable: LMFAO OMG YES
lovelyable: GD'S FURIOUS FACE
whetstone: AND HIS AFRO LIKE WOBBLING
lovelyable: FURIOUS HISSING SO YG WONT HEAR
lovelyable: CROUCHED IN A CORNER
lovelyable: gd is like ARE THEY STILL MAKING OUT? and top shows him and hes like OH MY GOD I DONT WANT TO SEE IT!
whetstone: LMFAO OH MY GOD EWWWWW
whetstone: top has finished his drink by this point
whetstone: and is doing his i-dont-want-to-be-here frown
whetstone: TOP TRIES PRYING DARA OFF AND SHE JUST GLOMS ONTO HIM
whetstone: AND HE'S LIKE ._____________.
lovelyable: HES LIKE K TIME TO GO and shes like EEEE SEUNGHYUNNIE /ATTACHES
lovelyable: and hes like fjwoeijgowej
lovelyable: and seungri just looks dazed
lovelyable: AND GD IS STILL ON VIDEOCHAT AND HES LIKE WTF IS SHE DOING!!!!!
whetstone: seungri sees gd's furious face and is like
whetstone: OMG HI HYUNGNIM
lovelyable: SEUNGRI TAKES THE PHONE
lovelyable: HYUNGNIM????
lovelyable: WHERE ARE YOU??
whetstone: ARE YOU HERE????????
whetstone: OMG!!!!
lovelyable: THE VIDEO IS LIKE
lovelyable: OF SEUNGRI'S NOSE
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE GIVE THE FUCKING PHONE BACK TO TOP HYUNG and seungri is like I'M HAVING A LOT OF FUN RIGHT NOW
lovelyable: WHERE ARE YOU
whetstone: GD WHO IS TRYING TO SEE PAST SEUNGRI
whetstone: AND INTERMITTENTLY HEARS DARA SAYING SEUNGHYUNNIEEEEEEE
whetstone: LOL SHE SHOULD JUST BE LIKE
whetstone: WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME :(
whetstone: WHY AREN'T WE FRIENDS
whetstone: I LIKE YOU
whetstone: /WRAPS ARMS AROUND
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE TRYING TO IGNORE HER AND HAUL HER ASS OUT AT THE SAME TIME
lovelyable: hes like SEUNGRI WE'RE LEAVING and seungri is like BUT WE CANT LEAVE HYUNGNIM HERE!!!
lovelyable: I'M GONNA WAIT FOR HIM
whetstone: SEUNGRI WITH TOP'S PHONE
whetstone: AND GD HAS BEEN WHISPER YELLING AT HIM FOR THE PAST TEN MINUTES
lovelyable: LMFAO SEUNGRI'S FINALLY LIKE OK BYE HYUNGNIM AND GD IS LIKE "GWEOGIWOEI WAIT NO DONT HANG UP --OH MY GODDD"
whetstone: BY NOW YG IS LIKE is he sick again :/ and teddy is like knocking on the door like EY WHATS GOING ON IN THERE
lovelyable: GD TURNS THE FAUCET ON AND IS LIKE UHHHH HOLD ONNNNN.
lovelyable: tries calling top back but the phone is in seungri's pocket so he just hears them walking out of the club and into the taxi and top being like NOONA LET GO.
whetstone: LOL WAIT SO IS SEUNGRI STILL THERE WITHOUT THEM
lovelyable: LOL SEUNGRI IS LIKE BEHIND THEM BC TOP IS LIKE GRABBING ONTO HIS COLLAR OR STHNG
lovelyable: when they get to 2ne1's hostel dara is like CL-ROOOOOOOOO and cl is like o_o what happened
lovelyable: and top is like IDE. and shes like oh btw i forgot to tell you she only drinks like, wine cooler
lovelyable: top is like i hate everything
whetstone: wine coolers and moscato d'asti
whetstone: lol this is when seungri is like OH SEUNGHYUN HYUNG I FORGOT
whetstone: I HAVE YOUR PHONE
whetstone: SLAPS IT INTO HIS HAND
whetstone: and he keeps harping about how its not nice of him to leave gd there by himself
lovelyable: AND DARA IS LIKE GOODNIGHT SEUNGRIIIIII
lovelyable: and cl is like "....ok what happened."
lovelyable: oh god seungridara is now headcanon
lovelyable: 8|
whetstone: this could segue nicely into clseungri bc cl realizes she kind of actually likes seungri
lovelyable: OICCCC
lovelyable: AND IS JEALOUS
whetstone: and she's not even mad at dara she's just more mad that shes even jealous
lovelyable: LOL YES
lovelyable: dara who doesnt even remember most of it
whetstone: and cl tries to have a conversation with gd about it and he's just like no
whetstone: no no no no
lovelyable: hands over ears NO NO NO NO.
lovelyable: LA LA LALALALA I'M BUSY GO AWAY
whetstone: GD WHO IS STILL TRAUMATIZED BY DARASEUNGRI
whetstone: AND AUDIO DARATOP
lovelyable: WHEN GD GETS HOME top is home already like collapsed in bed with his arms over his face
whetstone: lolololol gd
whetstone: GD IS ALL READY TO LIKE
whetstone: yell at him and be like WTF HAPPENED and top is just like
whetstone: throws hands up in air
whetstone: dont ask me
whetstone: i dont know
whetstone: in his comfort pjs aka monkey pjs
lovelyable: LMFAO MONKEY PJS
lovelyable: gd is like what happened with you.. and her..... :|
lovelyable: and top is like uhh lets see, she tore my shirt.
lovelyable: spilled my drink
lovelyable: lost 35,000 won
lovelyable: i think thats it
whetstone: and she stopped the taxi before they got all the way to the dorm bc she wanted food
whetstone: so then they had to walk the rest of the way
lovelyable: at which point seungri decided to start singing
lovelyable: as he walked
lovelyable: like a musical
lovelyable: except this was real life
lovelyable: and 3 am
whetstone: LOL SEUNGRI STARTS SINGING SONGS FROM HIS MUSICAL
whetstone: and top has a headache and is holding dara's heels
lovelyable: LMFAO HE SHOULD NEED TO GIVE HER A PIGGYBACK
lovelyable: with her shoes in his hands
lovelyable: and shes like practically passed out
lovelyable: and seungri is running ahead of them singing in his best dramatic stage voice
whetstone: IS GD STILL ON THE PHONE DURING ALL OF THIS
whetstone: OR HAS HE FINALLY GIVEN UP AND HUNG UP
whetstone: top giving dara a piggyback while she's wearing his jacket and seungri is singing and he's just like i hate my life
whetstone: i shouldve just waited for gd and kush hyung
whetstone: 8(
lovelyable: HE DIDNT EVEN GET SLIGHTLY BUZZED
lovelyable: if gds still on the phone all he hears is seungri's heavy breathing and cracking as he goes off key
whetstone: EW LMAO
whetstone: and he's just like what the fuck is going on
whetstone: god this is why when gd comes in he finds blanket burrito top
lovelyable: LOL I CANT EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THE NEXT MORNING WOULD BE LIKE FOR SEUNGRI
lovelyable: who wakes up and for the first two hours is like
lovelyable: I THINK I MADE OUT WITH SOMEBODY
lovelyable: YEAAAAAAA
whetstone: HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS
lovelyable: and then gtop are like it was dara you fuck.
whetstone: for two seconds he's like :o
whetstone: and then is like
whetstone: I MADE OUT WITH DARA NOONA
whetstone: YAYAYAYAYAYAYA
lovelyable: EVERYONE IS LIKE WHY THE FUCK IS HE SO HAPPY
lovelyable: every time dara sees him she just turns pink and hides behind cl
lovelyable: LOL HES EVEN MORE DNW FOR HER NOW THAN YB
lovelyable: YB WHO IS LIKE 8((((( IN SEKRIT
whetstone: LFMDLSKGJSLGSJL YB
whetstone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: and seungri just thinks theyre bff and potential bfgf now
whetstone: and goes out of his way to be like HIIIIIII
lovelyable: and cl is like BACK UR SHIT UP.
lovelyable: SHE DOESNT WANNA SEE YOU.
lovelyable: GO AWAY.
lovelyable: /ANGRY AND JEALOUS
whetstone: lol top and gd have a weirded out conversation where top is like why does everyone want seungri
whetstone: and gd is just like CAN YOU NOT
lovelyable: top is like lol why, are you next
lovelyable: and gd kicks him
whetstone: LMFAOOOO TOP
whetstone: he's like i thought you got that out of ur system
lovelyable: yb is like maybe i should make more of an effort like seungri does with girls
lovelyable: and gd is like if you turn into him i will kill you.
whetstone: HE WOULD NEVER
whetstone: gd is just like WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE YB INSTEAD and top is like
whetstone: o so i should’ve
whetstone: dragged both yb and dara to a club
whetstone: to drink
whetstone: the three of us
whetstone: yea that would’ve been fun
lovelyable: gd is like I WOULD'VE COME WITH YOU
lovelyable: and top is like you had your automated messaging on.
whetstone: KWON JIYONG IS AT A MEETING
whetstone: lmfao poor gd has to deal with top lolling at the whole situation, 8( yb, happy for no reason seungri, cl who is jealous, and ashamed dara
lovelyable: absentee daesung
whetstone: sometimes people are like where's daesung???? and gd has to spend an hour tracking down where he's avoiding them
lovelyable: lol omg daesung
lovelyable: who just turns his phone off after he sends gd a text thats like
lovelyable: not dead, back when shit settles down
lovelyable: page if you need