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WHATEVER, JAEJOONG'S DICK ALREADY TAINTED THE ROOM VIBES
IN THIS POST: seungri's lollipop girl, top's chest hair, the top-sama issue, gd coming out to his family, top's socks, gd vs. top, nuthang & yb & daesung & teddy & kush trying to fix gtop's issues, gd's crush on se7en, top's reaction to blond gd and trying to solve it, hj the trashy romance novelist, gd's third tattoo, taeji + top, kyungil + hj
BY: lovelyable whetstone
DATE: february 10, 2010
whetstone: the only person kush is like awkward around is seungri
lovelyable: HES LIKE ......PUNCHES AWKWARDLY
whetstone: HES LIKE OH SUP.... LITTLE SEUNGHYUN
whetstone: /HAND SLAP
whetstone: ........ PIZZA?
lovelyable: SEUNGRI MISSES HIS HAND
whetstone: SEUNGRI: O I DUNNO
whetstone: IS THIS HANDSHAKE?
lovelyable: HE PULLS HIS HAND IN AND TRIES TO GIVE HIM THE MANHUG
lovelyable: AND KUSH IS LIKE WHATS GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
whetstone: EVERYONE STANDING AROUND LIKE WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
lovelyable: it'd be hilarious if they were doing another collab with 2ne1 and seungri needs a lollipop girl cuz 2ne1 only has four girls and none for him
whetstone: LMFAO OMG
whetstone: HAHAHHHAHHAHA
whetstone: WHAT A FAIL
whetstone: HE CAN JUST POP IN AT THE END OK
lovelyable: top is like wtf i have to dance through the whole cf
lovelyable: and seungri gets to pop in at the end
lovelyable: what is this :|
whetstone: hes like can i just be the one to come in at the end
whetstone: and dara is like NO DNW
lovelyable: dara is like I'M SWITCHING WITH CL THEN
lovelyable: cl is like O FUCK NO
(chest hair + top.)
whetstone: it was when they played that rapping game
whetstone: and they like cut into tops shirt to expose his whole collarbone and he startedt alking about his supposed chest hair lmfao
lovelyable: PLEASE
lovelyable: DONT LET IT EXIST
lovelyable: actually i guess we know now
whetstone: NO OK WHEN THEY CUT HIS SHIRT OPEN
whetstone: HE DIDNT HAVE ANY
whetstone: SO HES JUST A LIAR
lovelyable: he'd be like the only korean man to have chest hair
whetstone: LMFAO EW
lovelyable: maybe he was talking about his happy trail
whetstone: he was like even my mother has never seen this much of my skin :(
whetstone: WHAT ARE WE DOING
lovelyable: THIS IS DESEXIFYING HIM
lovelyable: i bet if gd originally had any body hair he's had it lasered off
whetstone: what about his leg hair
whetstone: wouldnt that hurt
lovelyable: HE HAS NONE LATELY
lovelyable: HAVE YOU SEEN HIS LEGS
whetstone: MAYBE HE USES NAIR
whetstone: I CANT IMAGINE HIM SHAVING HIS LEGS
whetstone: top is like lol u gay
lovelyable: walks in on him in a towel shaving his legs
lovelyable: walks right back out
lovelyable: gd is like screaming after him like ITS NORMAL D:<
whetstone: HOW ELSE CAN I WEAR THESE JEANS
whetstone: I'M NOT A NEANDERTHAL LIKE SOME PEOPLE
(gd calling top top-sama)
lovelyable: i bet the first time he called top that top had no idea what it meant and was like o keke
lovelyable: and then his japanese teacher tells him and hes like wut
whetstone: OR LIKE gd calls him that in front of her and she's like
whetstone: o
whetstone: i didnt know you guys were like that :O
lovelyable: top is like wut
lovelyable: like wut
lovelyable: gd what did you say
whetstone: gd like ohhhhh its like -sshi
whetstone: :D
lovelyable: TOP NEEDS TO CALL HIM GD-CHAN
whetstone: JIYONGIE-CHAN
lovelyable: JICHAN
whetstone: LMFAO QT
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE ....LEAVING
lovelyable: AGAIN
whetstone: HE JUST STARTS CALLING EVERYONE -SAN
whetstone: -chan is the feminine diminuitive. This is often used to refer to a girl; to a young (pre-adolescent) boy; to an adult woman who is a friend; BY a young girl, who can get away with calling anything -chan.
lovelyable: LMAO YEA I KNEW THAT
whetstone: bearbrick-chan
lovelyable: chan only for bearbrick and gd
whetstone: seungri like IM THE MAKNAE NOW COME IM NOT SEUNGRI CHAN
whetstone: :(
(gd's coming out)
whetstone: GD IS LIKE MOM I THINK I LIKE SEUNGHYUN HYUNG :(
whetstone: mrs kwon like well duh
lovelyable: shes like o wait you didnt know?
lovelyable: i did
whetstone: gd is like wut ?___?
lovelyable: hes like DAAAAD
lovelyable: dad: wut
lovelyable: o the gay thing yea ur mom told me like months ago
lovelyable: when are you bringing him home
lovelyable: gd is like WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME
whetstone: gd like angsting in his room for a month before this
lovelyable: ABOUT HOW TO TELL HIS PARENTS
whetstone: NOW HES LIKE WTF
whetstone: HES LIKE DAMI IM GAYYYYYYY
lovelyable: DAMI: .....why do you think i always asked you opinions on my clothes and who to date?
whetstone: gd is like THOSE ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: SHES LIKE NOT WHEN YOUR ANSWERS GO "GET THE MAUVE JACKET IT BRINGS OUT THE ROSE TINTS IN YOUR CHEEKS" AND "THE SOCCER PLAYER HAS BETTER ABS"
whetstone: GD IS LIKE :|
whetstone: cause everyone he tells is like oh yeah
whetstone: i knew you were
whetstone: except top who is like
whetstone: wut
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE wait you didnt know either?
whetstone: top is like i dunno
whetstone: i like clothes too
whetstone: im not gay ?__?
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHAT??? SEE!!!
lovelyable: DAMI SAID IT WAS GAY
whetstone: top is like idk man whatev i wont judge
whetstone: can you adjust this flower on my lapel
whetstone: i think its crooked
lovelyable: gd: ......yea definitely not gay :\
whetstone: he's like dami how did you know i was gay
whetstone: and applies her answers to top
whetstone: analyzing
lovelyable: HES LIKE DO YOU THINK SEUNGHYUN HYUNG'S GAY?
whetstone: SHES LIKE IDK IT WOULD BE A WASTE :(
whetstone: THEY CAN HAVE YOU THO
lovelyable: ALAHAHHAHAHHA
lovelyable: GD: K UR NOT A SURROGATE FOR OUR BB
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOO GD
whetstone: MAKING PLANS
whetstone: HES LIKE UHH JUST IN CASE
whetstone: IF THAT LIKE... EVER HAPPENS OR ANYTHING.
whetstone: JUST KNOW THAT.
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: SHES LIKE oh. well DAMMMMNNNN lmfaooo.
lovelyable: gd: STFU
whetstone: teddy is like LOL UR SPRUNG
whetstone: OVER SEUNGHYUN
whetstone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: I HAVE TO TELL SE7EN
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE NO NO NO NO NO NO
whetstone: top wears one tabi sock and one jingyo sock
lovelyable: AWW
whetstone: LMAO SEUNGRI IS LIKE HYUNG YOUR SOCKS ARENT MATCHING
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE THANKS EINSTEIN
whetstone: TOP SHOULD HAVE ALL THE SOCKS
whetstone: SUPER JUNIOR SOCKS DBSK SOCKS SS501 SOCKS
lovelyable: OMG
whetstone: LEE HYORI SOCKS
lovelyable: those he keeps in their plastic foil wrap
whetstone: one pair to wear
whetstone: one pair to save
lovelyable: gd should just steal them and give them to daesung
lovelyable: OOPS SRY
lovelyable: HE NEEDED CLEAN SOCKS
whetstone: top is like WHY DO MY HYORI SOCKS HAVE BLEACH ON THEM :(
whetstone: NOW THEYRE RUINED :(
lovelyable: YOU CANT SEE HER FACE ANYMORE
whetstone: HES LIKE :( ALL DAY
whetstone: yb like wel...........
whetstone: you can always wear gd socks..........
whetstone: top is like yeah but i see gd's face every day :(
lovelyable: HE GIVES TEDDY YB BANG*S TOWELS AND SOCKS AND ALL THIS MERCHANDISE
whetstone: yb comes in and finds it all in cat's like shelter thing
whetstone: he's like :|
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE OK ARE YOU MAD CUZ THEY'RE IN CAT'S BOX
lovelyable: OR ARE YOU MAD I HAVE THEM
whetstone: HE'S LIKE LEMME THINK
whetstone: WHAT DOES TOP SAY TO GD WHEN HES PISSED
whetstone: OH!
whetstone: ARE YOU MAD?
whetstone: YOU LOOK MAD :\
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE DO YOU REMEMBER THE PART WHERE THAT DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING
whetstone: MDALK YB
whetstone: YB IS LIKE OH
whetstone: OK
whetstone: I'LL BE JIYONG
whetstone: BYE
whetstone: /LEAVES
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE
lovelyable: GDI TOP >:|
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: i just want top to call kyungil and taeji like idk what i did but jiyong is pissed at me again
whetstone: wtf do i do
whetstone: or they have ~lunch~ and taeji gives him advice over some frou frou salad shit
lovelyable: they're like ok ok
lovelyable: bear with us
lovelyable: 1. what were you wearing yesterday
lovelyable: 2. did you eat anything in the fridge that was off your diet plan
lovelyable: top is like WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH IT
lovelyable: them: WE KNOW GD DONT QUESTION US
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: HES LIKE IDK
whetstone: A BLAZER?
whetstone: AND I HAD A DONUT BUT THAT WASNT AT HOME ?__?
whetstone: lmao i bet gd knows all this shit about top that top doesnt know he knows cause hes been creepin on him for so long
lovelyable: them: WHICH BLAZER
lovelyable: them: and HOW CLOSE TO YOUR BEDTIME DID YOU EAT THAT DONUT
whetstone: top is like I DONT FUCKING KNOW
whetstone: THIS SALAD IS NASTY I WANT A SANDWICH
whetstone: WHAT IS THIS PLACE
lovelyable: taeji is like well no fucking wonder gd is pissed at you
lovelyable: i spend five minutes with you I'M PISSED AT YOU
whetstone: hes like your face makes up for it
whetstone: but just barely :|
lovelyable: hes like ok if you're not gonna change
lovelyable: do THIS FACE all the time
lovelyable: it might let you scrape by
whetstone: kyungil's like idk it seems fine to me?
whetstone: i like top hyung the way he is :D
lovelyable: TAEJI: SHUT UP YOU'VE BEEN WEIRD EVER SINCE THE EXTRA TESTOSTERONE
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE .......... who are these people
lovelyable: hes like gd thinks MY friends are weird?
whetstone: jaejoong is like oh jiyongie i can give you advice on my dongsaeng if you ever need it
whetstone: and gd is like no i'm good thanks i dont need advice from you on anything ever :|
lovelyable: jj is like calling after him like
lovelyable: WELL I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU WANT HIM TO KOWTOW TO YOU THEN COME WITH ME TO RICKY'S TATTOO AND BODY PIERCING
lovelyable: IT'LL WORK WONDERS
whetstone: LMFAO OMG
whetstone: IS THIS WHEN GD AND TOP HAVE THE PENIS CONVERSATION
whetstone: PROBS NOT CAUSE IF THEY JUST GOT TOGETHER GD WOULD BE FUCKING PISSED
whetstone: LIKE O OK YOU DONT LIKE DICKS
whetstone: BUT YOU SAW JJ'S DICK THREE INCHES FROM YOUR FACE
lovelyable: this is before they get together
whetstone: top is like WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED
whetstone: I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
whetstone: I THOUGHT YOUD WANT TO KNOW
whetstone: MORE BLACKMAIL RIGHT?
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE, ON WHO, YOU?
whetstone: top is like no thats not what i meant alkfadjg whatever :| last time i tell you anything then
whetstone: AND I WASNT KNEELING I WAS SITTING
whetstone: ON A CHAIR
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE AND FYI I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS SHOWING ME HIS NEW BELLY BUTTON PIERCING
lovelyable: OK
whetstone: GD: HE HAS A BELLY BUTTON PIERCING?
whetstone: TACKY.
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE haha yea ikr thank god he doesnt
lovelyable: except i guess dick piercing trumps it :|
whetstone: top should just be complaining about this to yb or daesung
whetstone: and gd is sitting there witha disgusted expression on his face
whetstone: the whole time
lovelyable: and two seconds into the convo daesung/yb are already like
lovelyable: OK STOP
lovelyable: TMI
lovelyable: but he just keeps going
whetstone: top is like AND THEN HE WAS LIKE CAN YOU JUST HOLD IT WHILE I CHANGE THE RING
whetstone: AND THATS WHEN I STOPPED.
lovelyable: AHAHHALDKLS
lovelyable: DAESUNG HAS LIKE A SOUR EXPRESSION
whetstone: LMFAO DAESUNG
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE /)_________(\
whetstone: YB IS LIKE SCARED TO LOOK AT GD
whetstone: JUST LOOKS AT HIS HANDS
whetstone: top is like LOL HE'S SO WEIRD RIGHT
whetstone: THAT WAS SO WEIRD
whetstone: JJ HYUNG I DONT EVEN KNOW
lovelyable: he finally stops talking and is like
lovelyable: ......why is it so quiet
whetstone: crickets
lovelyable: yb: LEAVING
lovelyable: ds: yea i actually have a um thing to like, uh
lovelyable: i have to go
whetstone: top is like o ok
whetstone: im gonna go to my room
whetstone: later gd
whetstone: picking up cups and shit totally like not even aware
lovelyable: when his arms are full and hes about to walk out gd is like
lovelyable: ARE YOU SERIOUS
lovelyable: and top drops everything
whetstone: HE LIKE JUMPS
whetstone: hes like wut sry i thought it was funny :\
lovelyable: CUE FIGHT
lovelyable: YB AND DAESUNG OUT IN THE HALL HEARING ECHOES
lovelyable: daesung: ....want to go to the studio
lovelyable: yb: yes
whetstone: they dont even ahve anything to record
whetstone: they just sit there
lovelyable: TEDDYS LIKE .....
whetstone: hes like SO!
whetstone: whats up?????
lovelyable: ds/yb: /shakes heads
lovelyable: teddy: ........um
whetstone: teddy like is this another one of those things that i dont want to hear about
whetstone: but youre gonna tell me anyway, cause id really rather not
lovelyable: daesung is like do jaejoong's dick piercings count
lovelyable: teddy: great
whetstone: yb is like does top hyung holding jaejoongs dick while he changes the piercing
whetstone: does that count
whetstone: cause it should
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE
lovelyable: .....HOLD ON
lovelyable: I NEED A BEER
whetstone: HES LIKE DAESUNGIE YOU WANT ONE
whetstone: YB UH... WANT A COKE
lovelyable: ROOT....BEER
whetstone: YB DRINKING LIKE A MUGG ROOT BEER OUT OF A CAN
whetstone: WHILE HE TALKS
lovelyable: kush comes by with like actual lyrics sheets just as daesung is like and then he asked top hyung to HOLD his dick while he changed out the gauge
lovelyable: kush is like WELL THIS IS
lovelyable: ...SOMETHING
whetstone: LMFAO KUSH IS LIKE O I GUESS THESE CAN WAIT
whetstone: and then hes like HOLD UP I THOUGHT HE DIDNT LIKE PENIS
whetstone: WTF
lovelyable: HE SITS DOWN
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE dont you have to get those beats down
lovelyable: kush waves him away, steals teddy's beer
whetstone: orders a pizza
whetstone: yb is like hyung i dont like it when it smells like food here :|
whetstone: this is for making music :(
whetstone: kush is like w/e tell me about this jaejoong dude
lovelyable: KUSH IS LIKE WHATEVER JAEJOONG'S DICK ALREADY TAINTED THE ROOM VIBES
lovelyable: PIZZA WILL HELP
whetstone: LDSKAGJ
whetstone: HES LIKE SO WHO'S BETTER LOOKING
whetstone: THIS JJ DUDE OR GD
lovelyable: yb is like /looks at daesung
lovelyable: daesung is like DONT LOOK AT ME
lovelyable: IDK
whetstone: TEDDY'S LIKE me :')
lovelyable: AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
whetstone: FDLKJLG
lovelyable: kush: top must really have bad taste
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: FJLDKS
whetstone: the first time kush meets top and figures out gd likes him
whetstone: hes like lol he looks like se7en
whetstone: lol gd ur life
lovelyable: HE'D BE SO INDISCREET
whetstone: HES LIKE OHHHHH SEUNGHYUNNIE
whetstone: IVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU
whetstone: WE GON BE HOMIES :D
lovelyable: HES LIKE DIDNT SE7EN NAME YOU
whetstone: OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT
whetstone: LOL JFC
whetstone: HES LIKE LOL SEVEN NAMED YOU TOP
lovelyable: AND SOMEBODY LIKES SE7EN
lovelyable: I'M SURE THERES A MATH LAW FOR THIS SOMEWHERE
lovelyable: top is like confused as hell like ....THANKS HYUNG?
whetstone: the only person kush is like awkward around is seungri
lovelyable: HES LIKE ......PUNCHES AWKWARDLY
whetstone: HES LIKE OH SUP.... LITTLE SEUNGHYUN
whetstone: /HAND SLAP
whetstone: ........ PIZZA?
lovelyable: SEUNGRI MISSES HIS HAND
whetstone: SEUNGRI: O I DUNNO
whetstone: IS THIS HANDSHAKE?
lovelyable: HE PULLS HIS HAND IN AND TRIES TO GIVE HIM THE MANHUG
lovelyable: AND KUSH IS LIKE WHATS GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
whetstone: EVERYONE STANDING AROUND LIKE WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
lovelyable: GD JUST GIGGLING
whetstone: i bet gd was genuinely nice to seungri for a while
lovelyable: and then seungris tru personality came out
lovelyable: and gd was like o this is how you are
lovelyable: lol
lovelyable: lets play with that
whetstone: TIME FOR ABUSE
whetstone: this is why he and top are awk cause seungri gets treated like gds pet
whetstone: top is like wtf is that
lovelyable: hes like well that moved fast
lovelyable: lol top's reaction to blond gd
lovelyable: hes like ......MINDFUCK
whetstone: he's like wait why is this
whetstone: why am i
whetstone: wut
whetstone: ??????????
lovelyable: WHAT IS THIS TINGLY FEELING IN MY STOMACH
whetstone: HES LIKE MAYBE I JUST LIKE BLONDES
lovelyable: HES LIKE BUT I DIDNT LIKE HYORI BLOND ?____________?
whetstone: HES LIKE DAESUNGIE COME HERE DO YOU EVER GET LIKE.... TINGLY..... WHEN YOU SEE
whetstone: BLONDE PEOPLE
whetstone: CAUSE I THINK I DO
whetstone: BUT NOT ALL BLONDE PEOPLE JUST SOME..........
lovelyable: LIKE
lovelyable: NOT GD
lovelyable: JUST SOME PEOPLE
lovelyable: daesung: are you finally coming out of that river in egypt
whetstone: top is like idk anything about geography
lovelyable: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
whetstone: HES LIKE CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEM
lovelyable: HES LIKE ok what you lost me
lovelyable: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
whetstone: DAESUNG IS LIKE K HERE'S THE SOLUTION
whetstone: THINK OF ALL THE BLONDES YOU KNOW
whetstone: SO THAT'S LIKE TWO
whetstone: THINK OF ALL THE TINGLIES THATS LIKE ONE
whetstone: PROBLEM SOLVED THANK ME LATER
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE ............ THATS NOT HELPING!!!!
whetstone: daesung is like IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWER YOU WANT GDI
lovelyable: HES LIKE GO ASK SOMEBODY ELSE
lovelyable: so top is like hey seungri do you have pictures of blonde celebrities
lovelyable: i need them
whetstone: seungri gives him 9234792349832 pics of justin timberlake
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE THIS ISNT HELPING EITHER
whetstone: GD COMES INTO HIS ROOM, TOP WITH JT PICS SCATTERED ALL AROUND
lovelyable: finally he naver searches "blonds"
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE NO.... /SCROLL NO...
lovelyable: NOTHING, GDI
lovelyable: i need a new theory :(
whetstone: hes like yo kush you know any people that are blond
whetstone: i need to talk to someone whos blonde
whetstone: kush is like wtf
whetstone: slaps a blonde wig on teddy
whetstone: aiight convo start
lovelyable: teddy is like :||||||||||||
whetstone: TEDDY JUST SITTING THERE
lovelyable: feel anything yet top
whetstone: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE
whetstone: .............. I FEEL KINDA GROSS
lovelyable: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
whetstone: THIS ISNT WORKING
lovelyable: KUSH IS LIKE OK OK LET ME TRY
whetstone: he puts it on and bats his eyes
whetstone: HI TABI OPPA
lovelyable: MY NAME IS JIYONG
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOOOO
whetstone: top stands up
whetstone: K BYE
lovelyable: HES LIKE ACTUALLY I THINK THAT SOLVED IT
lovelyable: THANKS
whetstone: LMFAO HES LIKE ALRIGHT IM GOOD
whetstone: THANKS :|
whetstone: IN JAPAN GD CALLS HIM TOP SAMA AND TOP IS LIKE
whetstone: /LOOKS IT UP IN HIS DICTIONARY
whetstone: ./////////.
lovelyable: DDDDD:
whetstone: yb groans when gd says it like
whetstone: ugh damage control
lovelyable: hes like wait you know what it means
lovelyable: ?
lovelyable: right?
whetstone: gd like shrug
whetstone: dont worry about it youngbae kun :D
lovelyable: yb is like :|
lovelyable: i guess i should be happy you're not calling me youngbae-chan like seungri
whetstone: LMFAO SEUNGRI
whetstone: youngbae-chan-hyyuuuuuung
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOO
(gd's star confession series)
whetstone: The thought that noone knows how many years it would be until his next solo album, and that this might be the last chance to show Kwon Jiyong as a person kept him going.
lovelyable: LOL THIS PERSON IS A NOVELIST
whetstone: PURPLE PROSE
lovelyable: this is just like... where is his editor
lovelyable: that would not fly in america
whetstone: theyd be like are you in high school
whetstone: what is this
lovelyable: the thing about staring out his window desolately
lovelyable: like o ok
whetstone: ICU WRITIN FANFIC JOURNALIST PERSON
lovelyable: WATCH IT BE HYUNJOONG UNDER A PENNAME
whetstone: hyunjoong interviewing gd who is like :|
whetstone: and hyunjoongs like NOT ENOUGH DRAMA
whetstone: MUST INSERT WINDOWS AND DESOLATION
lovelyable: HES LIKE WERE YOU SAD
lovelyable: DID YOU FEEL SAD WHEN THAT HAPPENED
whetstone: HOW DID YOU FEEEEEEEEL
lovelyable: GD: uh i guess?
lovelyable: HJ: HE STARED OUT THE WINDOW DESOLATELY
lovelyable: NOT KNOWING WHEN THE NEXT TIME HE WOULD GET TO SHOW KWON JIYONG
whetstone: *TYPE TYPE*
lovelyable: GD READING IT LIKE WTF IM LIKE A PROTAGONIST OF A TRASHY ROMANCE NOVEL
whetstone: LMFAO ROMANCE NOVEL
whetstone: A BODICE RIPPER
whetstone: jj is like so is the next chapter gonna have porn in it
lovelyable: hj is like ..... /jots down
lovelyable: jj: ask him about hidden tats and piercings
whetstone: gd wakes up in vegas with a bearbrick tattooed on his hip
whetstone: DDDDDDDDD:
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: MY BODY
lovelyable: MY BODY
lovelyable: D:
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE LOL
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHY DO I HAVE THIS AND NOT YOU
whetstone: THOSE HUGE MARGARITA GLASSES ALL OVER THE FLOOR
whetstone: BAG OF WEED
whetstone: TV ON
whetstone: top is like o idk im scared of needles
lovelyable: OMG or maybe its like some really trashy barcode with top's name on it on his like inner thigh
whetstone: lmao yb is like
whetstone: is that
whetstone: its not
whetstone: right
lovelyable: hes like please tell me thats just marker
whetstone: top like why should it be :|
whetstone: he would just get it and not tell top
lovelyable: TOP SEES IT ONE NIGHT AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: is that my name?!
whetstone: HE STOPS WHAT HE WAS DOING
whetstone: O__O
lovelyable: WHY IS MY NAME ON YOUR GROIN
whetstone: HE TRIES TO RUB IT OFF
whetstone: THIS IS MARKER
whetstone: ARE YOU FUCKING W/ ME
lovelyable: gd is like whatevs its not a big deal. i wanted it
lovelyable: top is like THIS IS SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY ;_;
whetstone: he tries to be extra nice and gd is like
whetstone: you're annoying me
whetstone: stop
whetstone: GD GOES AND GETS THIS WITH SEUNGHO
whetstone: WHO IS LIKE WOW.
lovelyable: gd is like you said you wouldnt say anything
lovelyable: seungho: I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING
lovelyable: ...WOW.
whetstone: taeji is like ITS OK
whetstone: pulls up his shirt that has like five tattoos on his hip
whetstone: i kept changing bfs :(
lovelyable: LMFAO TAEJI THE CLICHE
lovelyable: HYUKSOO EXAMINING THEM LIKE
lovelyable: changbae?
lovelyable: you were with him for like... a month
whetstone: TAEJI HAS IRIS SET ON HIS TIVO
lovelyable: HE CALLS EVERYBODY AFTER EVERY EPISODE TO RANT ABOUT IT
whetstone: HES LIKE AND THEN
whetstone: HE SNAPPED HER NECK!!!!!!!!
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE
lovelyable: AND AH MA GAD I SCREAMED SO LOUD
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOO
lovelyable: FANNING HIMSELF
whetstone: HES LIKE AIGOO YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
whetstone: I REWOUND THAT
lovelyable: ONLY KYUNGIL IS LIKE yea i liked that episode
lovelyable: top is badass
whetstone: hes like top is the best assassin :D
whetstone: and taeji is like who cares
whetstone: look at what he was WEARING
whetstone: KYUNGIL is like
whetstone: idgi?
whetstone: half the time
lovelyable: if he ever met hj their convos would be
lovelyable: 50 times slower than the average
lovelyable: or they would say a few words
lovelyable: and nobody would know what the fuck they were talking about except them
BY: lovelyable whetstone
DATE: february 10, 2010
whetstone: the only person kush is like awkward around is seungri
lovelyable: HES LIKE ......PUNCHES AWKWARDLY
whetstone: HES LIKE OH SUP.... LITTLE SEUNGHYUN
whetstone: /HAND SLAP
whetstone: ........ PIZZA?
lovelyable: SEUNGRI MISSES HIS HAND
whetstone: SEUNGRI: O I DUNNO
whetstone: IS THIS HANDSHAKE?
lovelyable: HE PULLS HIS HAND IN AND TRIES TO GIVE HIM THE MANHUG
lovelyable: AND KUSH IS LIKE WHATS GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
whetstone: EVERYONE STANDING AROUND LIKE WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
lovelyable: it'd be hilarious if they were doing another collab with 2ne1 and seungri needs a lollipop girl cuz 2ne1 only has four girls and none for him
whetstone: LMFAO OMG
whetstone: HAHAHHHAHHAHA
whetstone: WHAT A FAIL
whetstone: HE CAN JUST POP IN AT THE END OK
lovelyable: top is like wtf i have to dance through the whole cf
lovelyable: and seungri gets to pop in at the end
lovelyable: what is this :|
whetstone: hes like can i just be the one to come in at the end
whetstone: and dara is like NO DNW
lovelyable: dara is like I'M SWITCHING WITH CL THEN
lovelyable: cl is like O FUCK NO
(chest hair + top.)
whetstone: it was when they played that rapping game
whetstone: and they like cut into tops shirt to expose his whole collarbone and he startedt alking about his supposed chest hair lmfao
lovelyable: PLEASE
lovelyable: DONT LET IT EXIST
lovelyable: actually i guess we know now
whetstone: NO OK WHEN THEY CUT HIS SHIRT OPEN
whetstone: HE DIDNT HAVE ANY
whetstone: SO HES JUST A LIAR
lovelyable: he'd be like the only korean man to have chest hair
whetstone: LMFAO EW
lovelyable: maybe he was talking about his happy trail
whetstone: he was like even my mother has never seen this much of my skin :(
whetstone: WHAT ARE WE DOING
lovelyable: THIS IS DESEXIFYING HIM
lovelyable: i bet if gd originally had any body hair he's had it lasered off
whetstone: what about his leg hair
whetstone: wouldnt that hurt
lovelyable: HE HAS NONE LATELY
lovelyable: HAVE YOU SEEN HIS LEGS
whetstone: MAYBE HE USES NAIR
whetstone: I CANT IMAGINE HIM SHAVING HIS LEGS
whetstone: top is like lol u gay
lovelyable: walks in on him in a towel shaving his legs
lovelyable: walks right back out
lovelyable: gd is like screaming after him like ITS NORMAL D:<
whetstone: HOW ELSE CAN I WEAR THESE JEANS
whetstone: I'M NOT A NEANDERTHAL LIKE SOME PEOPLE
(gd calling top top-sama)
lovelyable: i bet the first time he called top that top had no idea what it meant and was like o keke
lovelyable: and then his japanese teacher tells him and hes like wut
whetstone: OR LIKE gd calls him that in front of her and she's like
whetstone: o
whetstone: i didnt know you guys were like that :O
lovelyable: top is like wut
lovelyable: like wut
lovelyable: gd what did you say
whetstone: gd like ohhhhh its like -sshi
whetstone: :D
lovelyable: TOP NEEDS TO CALL HIM GD-CHAN
whetstone: JIYONGIE-CHAN
lovelyable: JICHAN
whetstone: LMFAO QT
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE ....LEAVING
lovelyable: AGAIN
whetstone: HE JUST STARTS CALLING EVERYONE -SAN
whetstone: -chan is the feminine diminuitive. This is often used to refer to a girl; to a young (pre-adolescent) boy; to an adult woman who is a friend; BY a young girl, who can get away with calling anything -chan.
lovelyable: LMAO YEA I KNEW THAT
whetstone: bearbrick-chan
lovelyable: chan only for bearbrick and gd
whetstone: seungri like IM THE MAKNAE NOW COME IM NOT SEUNGRI CHAN
whetstone: :(
(gd's coming out)
whetstone: GD IS LIKE MOM I THINK I LIKE SEUNGHYUN HYUNG :(
whetstone: mrs kwon like well duh
lovelyable: shes like o wait you didnt know?
lovelyable: i did
whetstone: gd is like wut ?___?
lovelyable: hes like DAAAAD
lovelyable: dad: wut
lovelyable: o the gay thing yea ur mom told me like months ago
lovelyable: when are you bringing him home
lovelyable: gd is like WHY DIDNT ANYBODY TELL ME
whetstone: gd like angsting in his room for a month before this
lovelyable: ABOUT HOW TO TELL HIS PARENTS
whetstone: NOW HES LIKE WTF
whetstone: HES LIKE DAMI IM GAYYYYYYY
lovelyable: DAMI: .....why do you think i always asked you opinions on my clothes and who to date?
whetstone: gd is like THOSE ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: SHES LIKE NOT WHEN YOUR ANSWERS GO "GET THE MAUVE JACKET IT BRINGS OUT THE ROSE TINTS IN YOUR CHEEKS" AND "THE SOCCER PLAYER HAS BETTER ABS"
whetstone: GD IS LIKE :|
whetstone: cause everyone he tells is like oh yeah
whetstone: i knew you were
whetstone: except top who is like
whetstone: wut
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE wait you didnt know either?
whetstone: top is like i dunno
whetstone: i like clothes too
whetstone: im not gay ?__?
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHAT??? SEE!!!
lovelyable: DAMI SAID IT WAS GAY
whetstone: top is like idk man whatev i wont judge
whetstone: can you adjust this flower on my lapel
whetstone: i think its crooked
lovelyable: gd: ......yea definitely not gay :\
whetstone: he's like dami how did you know i was gay
whetstone: and applies her answers to top
whetstone: analyzing
lovelyable: HES LIKE DO YOU THINK SEUNGHYUN HYUNG'S GAY?
whetstone: SHES LIKE IDK IT WOULD BE A WASTE :(
whetstone: THEY CAN HAVE YOU THO
lovelyable: ALAHAHHAHAHHA
lovelyable: GD: K UR NOT A SURROGATE FOR OUR BB
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOO GD
whetstone: MAKING PLANS
whetstone: HES LIKE UHH JUST IN CASE
whetstone: IF THAT LIKE... EVER HAPPENS OR ANYTHING.
whetstone: JUST KNOW THAT.
whetstone: :|
lovelyable: SHES LIKE oh. well DAMMMMNNNN lmfaooo.
lovelyable: gd: STFU
whetstone: teddy is like LOL UR SPRUNG
whetstone: OVER SEUNGHYUN
whetstone: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
whetstone: I HAVE TO TELL SE7EN
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE NO NO NO NO NO NO
whetstone: top wears one tabi sock and one jingyo sock
lovelyable: AWW
whetstone: LMAO SEUNGRI IS LIKE HYUNG YOUR SOCKS ARENT MATCHING
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE THANKS EINSTEIN
whetstone: TOP SHOULD HAVE ALL THE SOCKS
whetstone: SUPER JUNIOR SOCKS DBSK SOCKS SS501 SOCKS
lovelyable: OMG
whetstone: LEE HYORI SOCKS
lovelyable: those he keeps in their plastic foil wrap
whetstone: one pair to wear
whetstone: one pair to save
lovelyable: gd should just steal them and give them to daesung
lovelyable: OOPS SRY
lovelyable: HE NEEDED CLEAN SOCKS
whetstone: top is like WHY DO MY HYORI SOCKS HAVE BLEACH ON THEM :(
whetstone: NOW THEYRE RUINED :(
lovelyable: YOU CANT SEE HER FACE ANYMORE
whetstone: HES LIKE :( ALL DAY
whetstone: yb like wel...........
whetstone: you can always wear gd socks..........
whetstone: top is like yeah but i see gd's face every day :(
lovelyable: HE GIVES TEDDY YB BANG*S TOWELS AND SOCKS AND ALL THIS MERCHANDISE
whetstone: yb comes in and finds it all in cat's like shelter thing
whetstone: he's like :|
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE OK ARE YOU MAD CUZ THEY'RE IN CAT'S BOX
lovelyable: OR ARE YOU MAD I HAVE THEM
whetstone: HE'S LIKE LEMME THINK
whetstone: WHAT DOES TOP SAY TO GD WHEN HES PISSED
whetstone: OH!
whetstone: ARE YOU MAD?
whetstone: YOU LOOK MAD :\
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE DO YOU REMEMBER THE PART WHERE THAT DOESNT SOLVE ANYTHING
whetstone: MDALK YB
whetstone: YB IS LIKE OH
whetstone: OK
whetstone: I'LL BE JIYONG
whetstone: BYE
whetstone: /LEAVES
lovelyable: TEDDY'S LIKE
lovelyable: GDI TOP >:|
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: i just want top to call kyungil and taeji like idk what i did but jiyong is pissed at me again
whetstone: wtf do i do
whetstone: or they have ~lunch~ and taeji gives him advice over some frou frou salad shit
lovelyable: they're like ok ok
lovelyable: bear with us
lovelyable: 1. what were you wearing yesterday
lovelyable: 2. did you eat anything in the fridge that was off your diet plan
lovelyable: top is like WTF DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH IT
lovelyable: them: WE KNOW GD DONT QUESTION US
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: HES LIKE IDK
whetstone: A BLAZER?
whetstone: AND I HAD A DONUT BUT THAT WASNT AT HOME ?__?
whetstone: lmao i bet gd knows all this shit about top that top doesnt know he knows cause hes been creepin on him for so long
lovelyable: them: WHICH BLAZER
lovelyable: them: and HOW CLOSE TO YOUR BEDTIME DID YOU EAT THAT DONUT
whetstone: top is like I DONT FUCKING KNOW
whetstone: THIS SALAD IS NASTY I WANT A SANDWICH
whetstone: WHAT IS THIS PLACE
lovelyable: taeji is like well no fucking wonder gd is pissed at you
lovelyable: i spend five minutes with you I'M PISSED AT YOU
whetstone: hes like your face makes up for it
whetstone: but just barely :|
lovelyable: hes like ok if you're not gonna change
lovelyable: do THIS FACE all the time
lovelyable: it might let you scrape by
whetstone: kyungil's like idk it seems fine to me?
whetstone: i like top hyung the way he is :D
lovelyable: TAEJI: SHUT UP YOU'VE BEEN WEIRD EVER SINCE THE EXTRA TESTOSTERONE
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE .......... who are these people
lovelyable: hes like gd thinks MY friends are weird?
whetstone: jaejoong is like oh jiyongie i can give you advice on my dongsaeng if you ever need it
whetstone: and gd is like no i'm good thanks i dont need advice from you on anything ever :|
lovelyable: jj is like calling after him like
lovelyable: WELL I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU WANT HIM TO KOWTOW TO YOU THEN COME WITH ME TO RICKY'S TATTOO AND BODY PIERCING
lovelyable: IT'LL WORK WONDERS
whetstone: LMFAO OMG
whetstone: IS THIS WHEN GD AND TOP HAVE THE PENIS CONVERSATION
whetstone: PROBS NOT CAUSE IF THEY JUST GOT TOGETHER GD WOULD BE FUCKING PISSED
whetstone: LIKE O OK YOU DONT LIKE DICKS
whetstone: BUT YOU SAW JJ'S DICK THREE INCHES FROM YOUR FACE
lovelyable: this is before they get together
whetstone: top is like WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED
whetstone: I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY
whetstone: I THOUGHT YOUD WANT TO KNOW
whetstone: MORE BLACKMAIL RIGHT?
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE, ON WHO, YOU?
whetstone: top is like no thats not what i meant alkfadjg whatever :| last time i tell you anything then
whetstone: AND I WASNT KNEELING I WAS SITTING
whetstone: ON A CHAIR
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE AND FYI I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS SHOWING ME HIS NEW BELLY BUTTON PIERCING
lovelyable: OK
whetstone: GD: HE HAS A BELLY BUTTON PIERCING?
whetstone: TACKY.
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE haha yea ikr thank god he doesnt
lovelyable: except i guess dick piercing trumps it :|
whetstone: top should just be complaining about this to yb or daesung
whetstone: and gd is sitting there witha disgusted expression on his face
whetstone: the whole time
lovelyable: and two seconds into the convo daesung/yb are already like
lovelyable: OK STOP
lovelyable: TMI
lovelyable: but he just keeps going
whetstone: top is like AND THEN HE WAS LIKE CAN YOU JUST HOLD IT WHILE I CHANGE THE RING
whetstone: AND THATS WHEN I STOPPED.
lovelyable: AHAHHALDKLS
lovelyable: DAESUNG HAS LIKE A SOUR EXPRESSION
whetstone: LMFAO DAESUNG
lovelyable: YB IS LIKE /)_________(\
whetstone: YB IS LIKE SCARED TO LOOK AT GD
whetstone: JUST LOOKS AT HIS HANDS
whetstone: top is like LOL HE'S SO WEIRD RIGHT
whetstone: THAT WAS SO WEIRD
whetstone: JJ HYUNG I DONT EVEN KNOW
lovelyable: he finally stops talking and is like
lovelyable: ......why is it so quiet
whetstone: crickets
lovelyable: yb: LEAVING
lovelyable: ds: yea i actually have a um thing to like, uh
lovelyable: i have to go
whetstone: top is like o ok
whetstone: im gonna go to my room
whetstone: later gd
whetstone: picking up cups and shit totally like not even aware
lovelyable: when his arms are full and hes about to walk out gd is like
lovelyable: ARE YOU SERIOUS
lovelyable: and top drops everything
whetstone: HE LIKE JUMPS
whetstone: hes like wut sry i thought it was funny :\
lovelyable: CUE FIGHT
lovelyable: YB AND DAESUNG OUT IN THE HALL HEARING ECHOES
lovelyable: daesung: ....want to go to the studio
lovelyable: yb: yes
whetstone: they dont even ahve anything to record
whetstone: they just sit there
lovelyable: TEDDYS LIKE .....
whetstone: hes like SO!
whetstone: whats up?????
lovelyable: ds/yb: /shakes heads
lovelyable: teddy: ........um
whetstone: teddy like is this another one of those things that i dont want to hear about
whetstone: but youre gonna tell me anyway, cause id really rather not
lovelyable: daesung is like do jaejoong's dick piercings count
lovelyable: teddy: great
whetstone: yb is like does top hyung holding jaejoongs dick while he changes the piercing
whetstone: does that count
whetstone: cause it should
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE
lovelyable: .....HOLD ON
lovelyable: I NEED A BEER
whetstone: HES LIKE DAESUNGIE YOU WANT ONE
whetstone: YB UH... WANT A COKE
lovelyable: ROOT....BEER
whetstone: YB DRINKING LIKE A MUGG ROOT BEER OUT OF A CAN
whetstone: WHILE HE TALKS
lovelyable: kush comes by with like actual lyrics sheets just as daesung is like and then he asked top hyung to HOLD his dick while he changed out the gauge
lovelyable: kush is like WELL THIS IS
lovelyable: ...SOMETHING
whetstone: LMFAO KUSH IS LIKE O I GUESS THESE CAN WAIT
whetstone: and then hes like HOLD UP I THOUGHT HE DIDNT LIKE PENIS
whetstone: WTF
lovelyable: HE SITS DOWN
lovelyable: TEDDY IS LIKE dont you have to get those beats down
lovelyable: kush waves him away, steals teddy's beer
whetstone: orders a pizza
whetstone: yb is like hyung i dont like it when it smells like food here :|
whetstone: this is for making music :(
whetstone: kush is like w/e tell me about this jaejoong dude
lovelyable: KUSH IS LIKE WHATEVER JAEJOONG'S DICK ALREADY TAINTED THE ROOM VIBES
lovelyable: PIZZA WILL HELP
whetstone: LDSKAGJ
whetstone: HES LIKE SO WHO'S BETTER LOOKING
whetstone: THIS JJ DUDE OR GD
lovelyable: yb is like /looks at daesung
lovelyable: daesung is like DONT LOOK AT ME
lovelyable: IDK
whetstone: TEDDY'S LIKE me :')
lovelyable: AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHA
whetstone: FDLKJLG
lovelyable: kush: top must really have bad taste
whetstone: LMFAO
whetstone: FJLDKS
whetstone: the first time kush meets top and figures out gd likes him
whetstone: hes like lol he looks like se7en
whetstone: lol gd ur life
lovelyable: HE'D BE SO INDISCREET
whetstone: HES LIKE OHHHHH SEUNGHYUNNIE
whetstone: IVE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU
whetstone: WE GON BE HOMIES :D
lovelyable: HES LIKE DIDNT SE7EN NAME YOU
whetstone: OMG I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT
whetstone: LOL JFC
whetstone: HES LIKE LOL SEVEN NAMED YOU TOP
lovelyable: AND SOMEBODY LIKES SE7EN
lovelyable: I'M SURE THERES A MATH LAW FOR THIS SOMEWHERE
lovelyable: top is like confused as hell like ....THANKS HYUNG?
whetstone: the only person kush is like awkward around is seungri
lovelyable: HES LIKE ......PUNCHES AWKWARDLY
whetstone: HES LIKE OH SUP.... LITTLE SEUNGHYUN
whetstone: /HAND SLAP
whetstone: ........ PIZZA?
lovelyable: SEUNGRI MISSES HIS HAND
whetstone: SEUNGRI: O I DUNNO
whetstone: IS THIS HANDSHAKE?
lovelyable: HE PULLS HIS HAND IN AND TRIES TO GIVE HIM THE MANHUG
lovelyable: AND KUSH IS LIKE WHATS GOING ON WHAT ARE YOU DOING
whetstone: EVERYONE STANDING AROUND LIKE WELL THIS IS AWKWARD
lovelyable: GD JUST GIGGLING
whetstone: i bet gd was genuinely nice to seungri for a while
lovelyable: and then seungris tru personality came out
lovelyable: and gd was like o this is how you are
lovelyable: lol
lovelyable: lets play with that
whetstone: TIME FOR ABUSE
whetstone: this is why he and top are awk cause seungri gets treated like gds pet
whetstone: top is like wtf is that
lovelyable: hes like well that moved fast
lovelyable: lol top's reaction to blond gd
lovelyable: hes like ......MINDFUCK
whetstone: he's like wait why is this
whetstone: why am i
whetstone: wut
whetstone: ??????????
lovelyable: WHAT IS THIS TINGLY FEELING IN MY STOMACH
whetstone: HES LIKE MAYBE I JUST LIKE BLONDES
lovelyable: HES LIKE BUT I DIDNT LIKE HYORI BLOND ?____________?
whetstone: HES LIKE DAESUNGIE COME HERE DO YOU EVER GET LIKE.... TINGLY..... WHEN YOU SEE
whetstone: BLONDE PEOPLE
whetstone: CAUSE I THINK I DO
whetstone: BUT NOT ALL BLONDE PEOPLE JUST SOME..........
lovelyable: LIKE
lovelyable: NOT GD
lovelyable: JUST SOME PEOPLE
lovelyable: daesung: are you finally coming out of that river in egypt
whetstone: top is like idk anything about geography
lovelyable: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA
whetstone: HES LIKE CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT MY PROBLEM
lovelyable: HES LIKE ok what you lost me
lovelyable: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
whetstone: DAESUNG IS LIKE K HERE'S THE SOLUTION
whetstone: THINK OF ALL THE BLONDES YOU KNOW
whetstone: SO THAT'S LIKE TWO
whetstone: THINK OF ALL THE TINGLIES THATS LIKE ONE
whetstone: PROBLEM SOLVED THANK ME LATER
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE ............ THATS NOT HELPING!!!!
whetstone: daesung is like IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU THE ANSWER YOU WANT GDI
lovelyable: HES LIKE GO ASK SOMEBODY ELSE
lovelyable: so top is like hey seungri do you have pictures of blonde celebrities
lovelyable: i need them
whetstone: seungri gives him 9234792349832 pics of justin timberlake
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOO
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE THIS ISNT HELPING EITHER
whetstone: GD COMES INTO HIS ROOM, TOP WITH JT PICS SCATTERED ALL AROUND
lovelyable: finally he naver searches "blonds"
lovelyable: TOP IS LIKE NO.... /SCROLL NO...
lovelyable: NOTHING, GDI
lovelyable: i need a new theory :(
whetstone: hes like yo kush you know any people that are blond
whetstone: i need to talk to someone whos blonde
whetstone: kush is like wtf
whetstone: slaps a blonde wig on teddy
whetstone: aiight convo start
lovelyable: teddy is like :||||||||||||
whetstone: TEDDY JUST SITTING THERE
lovelyable: feel anything yet top
whetstone: LMFAO TOP IS LIKE
whetstone: .............. I FEEL KINDA GROSS
lovelyable: AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
whetstone: THIS ISNT WORKING
lovelyable: KUSH IS LIKE OK OK LET ME TRY
whetstone: he puts it on and bats his eyes
whetstone: HI TABI OPPA
lovelyable: MY NAME IS JIYONG
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOOOO
whetstone: top stands up
whetstone: K BYE
lovelyable: HES LIKE ACTUALLY I THINK THAT SOLVED IT
lovelyable: THANKS
whetstone: LMFAO HES LIKE ALRIGHT IM GOOD
whetstone: THANKS :|
whetstone: IN JAPAN GD CALLS HIM TOP SAMA AND TOP IS LIKE
whetstone: /LOOKS IT UP IN HIS DICTIONARY
whetstone: ./////////.
lovelyable: DDDDD:
whetstone: yb groans when gd says it like
whetstone: ugh damage control
lovelyable: hes like wait you know what it means
lovelyable: ?
lovelyable: right?
whetstone: gd like shrug
whetstone: dont worry about it youngbae kun :D
lovelyable: yb is like :|
lovelyable: i guess i should be happy you're not calling me youngbae-chan like seungri
whetstone: LMFAO SEUNGRI
whetstone: youngbae-chan-hyyuuuuuung
lovelyable: LMFAOOOOOO
(gd's star confession series)
whetstone: The thought that noone knows how many years it would be until his next solo album, and that this might be the last chance to show Kwon Jiyong as a person kept him going.
lovelyable: LOL THIS PERSON IS A NOVELIST
whetstone: PURPLE PROSE
lovelyable: this is just like... where is his editor
lovelyable: that would not fly in america
whetstone: theyd be like are you in high school
whetstone: what is this
lovelyable: the thing about staring out his window desolately
lovelyable: like o ok
whetstone: ICU WRITIN FANFIC JOURNALIST PERSON
lovelyable: WATCH IT BE HYUNJOONG UNDER A PENNAME
whetstone: hyunjoong interviewing gd who is like :|
whetstone: and hyunjoongs like NOT ENOUGH DRAMA
whetstone: MUST INSERT WINDOWS AND DESOLATION
lovelyable: HES LIKE WERE YOU SAD
lovelyable: DID YOU FEEL SAD WHEN THAT HAPPENED
whetstone: HOW DID YOU FEEEEEEEEL
lovelyable: GD: uh i guess?
lovelyable: HJ: HE STARED OUT THE WINDOW DESOLATELY
lovelyable: NOT KNOWING WHEN THE NEXT TIME HE WOULD GET TO SHOW KWON JIYONG
whetstone: *TYPE TYPE*
lovelyable: GD READING IT LIKE WTF IM LIKE A PROTAGONIST OF A TRASHY ROMANCE NOVEL
whetstone: LMFAO ROMANCE NOVEL
whetstone: A BODICE RIPPER
whetstone: jj is like so is the next chapter gonna have porn in it
lovelyable: hj is like ..... /jots down
lovelyable: jj: ask him about hidden tats and piercings
whetstone: gd wakes up in vegas with a bearbrick tattooed on his hip
whetstone: DDDDDDDDD:
lovelyable: HES LIKE
lovelyable: MY BODY
lovelyable: MY BODY
lovelyable: D:
whetstone: TOP IS LIKE LOL
lovelyable: GD IS LIKE WHY DO I HAVE THIS AND NOT YOU
whetstone: THOSE HUGE MARGARITA GLASSES ALL OVER THE FLOOR
whetstone: BAG OF WEED
whetstone: TV ON
whetstone: top is like o idk im scared of needles
lovelyable: OMG or maybe its like some really trashy barcode with top's name on it on his like inner thigh
whetstone: lmao yb is like
whetstone: is that
whetstone: its not
whetstone: right
lovelyable: hes like please tell me thats just marker
whetstone: top like why should it be :|
whetstone: he would just get it and not tell top
lovelyable: TOP SEES IT ONE NIGHT AND IS LIKE
lovelyable: is that my name?!
whetstone: HE STOPS WHAT HE WAS DOING
whetstone: O__O
lovelyable: WHY IS MY NAME ON YOUR GROIN
whetstone: HE TRIES TO RUB IT OFF
whetstone: THIS IS MARKER
whetstone: ARE YOU FUCKING W/ ME
lovelyable: gd is like whatevs its not a big deal. i wanted it
lovelyable: top is like THIS IS SO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY ;_;
whetstone: he tries to be extra nice and gd is like
whetstone: you're annoying me
whetstone: stop
whetstone: GD GOES AND GETS THIS WITH SEUNGHO
whetstone: WHO IS LIKE WOW.
lovelyable: gd is like you said you wouldnt say anything
lovelyable: seungho: I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING
lovelyable: ...WOW.
whetstone: taeji is like ITS OK
whetstone: pulls up his shirt that has like five tattoos on his hip
whetstone: i kept changing bfs :(
lovelyable: LMFAO TAEJI THE CLICHE
lovelyable: HYUKSOO EXAMINING THEM LIKE
lovelyable: changbae?
lovelyable: you were with him for like... a month
whetstone: TAEJI HAS IRIS SET ON HIS TIVO
lovelyable: HE CALLS EVERYBODY AFTER EVERY EPISODE TO RANT ABOUT IT
whetstone: HES LIKE AND THEN
whetstone: HE SNAPPED HER NECK!!!!!!!!
lovelyable: AND HES LIKE
lovelyable: AND AH MA GAD I SCREAMED SO LOUD
whetstone: LMFAOOOOOO
lovelyable: FANNING HIMSELF
whetstone: HES LIKE AIGOO YOU DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES
whetstone: I REWOUND THAT
lovelyable: ONLY KYUNGIL IS LIKE yea i liked that episode
lovelyable: top is badass
whetstone: hes like top is the best assassin :D
whetstone: and taeji is like who cares
whetstone: look at what he was WEARING
whetstone: KYUNGIL is like
whetstone: idgi?
whetstone: half the time
lovelyable: if he ever met hj their convos would be
lovelyable: 50 times slower than the average
lovelyable: or they would say a few words
lovelyable: and nobody would know what the fuck they were talking about except them