I am doing God's Work and the Devil's Taxes
Smoking when you have a cold, specifically a sore throat, is not a smart thing to do but it's also one of the satisfying things you can do. I mean. You're already sick. Might as well go with it. Cigarettes have a healing property anyone. It's no secret that tobacco simultaneously cures and causes cancer. Got to balance these things out.
Kurt Vonnegut wrote that smoking is the most honorable way of killing yourself. (or words to that effect). The most honorable way of killing yourself is not available to the west because we don't believe in sepukku. The British band the Only Ones had a song titled "Why don't you kill yourself."
The point is I don't feel good. Also, having to deal with Pratt Professors who have been teaching at pratt for over ten years will reveal to you how insane they are. There comes a point in every pratt professor's life, I imagine, when they say to themselves, "These kids don't give a shit. But if I stick it out another few years I get tenure. Then I can use racial slurs to tell em how much I hate em." Try getting letters of recommendation from these people. Yes I realize it's finals, but goddamit don't commit to something if you can't do it. You're professionals. I hate you all.
I've been writing the monologue pieces to a play I'm working on. The story is a Bill Hicks type comedian as Faust. The final monologue I'm calling the "Monologue of Hate." This is my gift to the world. If you thought the Unibomber was an angry fuck.
I want more nyquil.
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Kurt Vonnegut wrote that smoking is the most honorable way of killing yourself. (or words to that effect). The most honorable way of killing yourself is not available to the west because we don't believe in sepukku. The British band the Only Ones had a song titled "Why don't you kill yourself."
The point is I don't feel good. Also, having to deal with Pratt Professors who have been teaching at pratt for over ten years will reveal to you how insane they are. There comes a point in every pratt professor's life, I imagine, when they say to themselves, "These kids don't give a shit. But if I stick it out another few years I get tenure. Then I can use racial slurs to tell em how much I hate em." Try getting letters of recommendation from these people. Yes I realize it's finals, but goddamit don't commit to something if you can't do it. You're professionals. I hate you all.
I've been writing the monologue pieces to a play I'm working on. The story is a Bill Hicks type comedian as Faust. The final monologue I'm calling the "Monologue of Hate." This is my gift to the world. If you thought the Unibomber was an angry fuck.
I want more nyquil.
More.
MORE!