Oct 26, 2006 01:35
When a heckler wouldn't relent with his "freebird" chanting cudly comedian and all pirate responded with this (for those of you who don't know, Jimmy Shorts was the radio DJ who started the fun idea of having people yell freebird at concerts. The man is more evil than hitler.)
"Jimmy Shorts. He's not here. He's not gonna be here, now what? Now where are we? [voice rises faster] We're here with you interrupting me again, you fucking idiot! That's … you see where we're at? We're here at the same point again, where you, the fucking peon masses, can once again ruin anyone who tries to do anything because you don't know how to do it on your own! [shouting] That's where we're fucking at! Once again, the useless wastes of fucking flesh that has ruined everything good in this goddamn world! That's where we're at! Hitler had the right idea, he was just an underachiever! Kill 'em all, Adolf, all of 'em! Jew, Mexican, American, white, kill 'em all! Start over, the experiment didn't work! [despairingly] Rain forty days, please fucking rain to wash these turds off my fucking life! Wash these human wastes of flesh and bone off this planet! I pray to you, God, to kill these fucking people!"
That sort about sums things up.
I believe that internet blogs are not the proper forum for examining ones demons. Instant messaging is.