Mk II: Dreams Are Fiction

[thecoolexec]

1 | 5723 Cunningham Lane| Open to residents

[Tony shakes himself awake, looking blearily around him. He'd had some type of strange dream. He had still been in Mayfield, but he had been with friends from home. Pepper was in his living room, drinking that godawful tea she likes so much for some reason, and Rhodey was sitting in the kitchen with his

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[eyesofaserpent]

[Hello, it's everyone's favorite bar-tending demon here to get you liquored up. He eyes the newcomer a bit warily through his darkly tinted sunglasses.]

A rum and coke? Really? That's how you aim to challenge me?

[Still, he pours it for him and slides it over.]

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[thecoolexec]

[Tony arches his eyebrows. He wasn't expecting a communicative barkeep. Last guy was just a mindless drone.]

I did challenge you. I challenged you to screw up a simple rum and coke. Personally, I was rooting for you the whole time. [He takes a sip.] Heeey, you won! Goodie for you.

[eyesofaserpent]

If I screwed up a rum and coke I'd go over to Rupert's and demand he brew me some tea with his supply of holy water.

[thecoolexec]

I don't know Rupert but he sounds like some sort of appropriate punishment, so I'll just nod and smile my winning smile.

Y'know, Bartender Man, you're a lot more conversational than the last guy. Tried striking up a chat with him but he just kept talking about a cat in a tree and something called a "willicker". Creeped me right the hell out.

[answerer_sword]

Just pick one and get it over with.

[Bazett herself does not care for the color of her clothing. Although if she were given a choice, she would not wear the garish clothing she currently has on, she has been forced to wear it out of necessity.]

[thecoolexec]

[Tony keeps starting at the hats, not looking up.]

Easy for you to say, sweetheart. I'm the one who has to sacrifice his masculinity to the Devil by wearing one--God, is there honestly nothing else here? Nothing at all?

[answerer_sword]

I am afraid there is nothing. Everything else in this town is similarly colored.

[thecoolexec]

Well. At least I'm not the only disdainful one around here.
[He glances up finally.] Oh, uh... Did you want one of these? I'm not going to need both. I don't WANT either one, really, so much as I want an Irish hot chocolate and my own silk cotton slippers.

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[hontobakabaka]

[An albino girl with a deadpan expression peers at him for a bit]

I have my blue one if you really want it, or you can come with me. I've set a warm place up Mr.

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[thecoolexec]

[Tony turns to her but quickly turns away in obvious pain.] Agh...! Sorry, I have a bit of a hangover and your skin is... oof... a lovely shade of... searing brightness. Lucky the lights have been so dim lately.

Uh... hi.

[hontobakabaka]

[Her deadpan seems completely unaltered by his exclamation]

I'm an albino, I can't help that. Some cold noodles and water may help with the headache sir.

[thecoolexec]

I figured, I was just caught... off guard, that's very helpful of you, especially your offer of your hat m which I will GLADLY accept, Miss...?

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[tsunmuse]

They are horrible, aren't they.

[Have a linefacing Ako next to you, Tony. She's currently picking through what remains of the hats too, having forgotten to pick one up last time she was out here.]

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[thecoolexec]

No no, not terrible so much as... No, terrible fits, actually, silly me. Looks like we got last pickings. I'm... SO bad at the shopping thing, I usually have Pepper do these things.

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[thecoolexec]

(OOC: damnit, thought you said "terrible". Lol oh well you know what I mean.)

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[tsunmuse]

(ooc: haha np)