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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I pushed gthtease666 in the mud (-17 points). In November I put gum in uaresolastsumer's hair (-12 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In April I helped ____4am hide a body (-173 points). In August I turned destiny_absent in for running naked in the mall (303 points). In January I bought porn for justan0th3rgirl (100 points).
Overall, I've been nice (201 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
TheConfuzedOne