WATCH OUT FOR THE WATER SKIING SQUIRRELS!!!
Everyone needs to hear this, so that they can protect themselves from the water skiing squirrels!!!!
ThePinStripezNY: oh what r u doin'?
plorer01: just readin' stuff on the internet
ThePinStripezNY: anything hot?
plorer01: nah
plorer01: mostly articles about squirrels that can water ski
ThePinStripezNY: Man!
ThePinStripezNY: I had no idea
plorer01: yeah
plorer01: they're everywhere!
ThePinStripezNY: I thought I saw one in a lake one time, but then I dismissed it as my crazy imagination
plorer01: yeah could have been your imagination, or it could have been real................
ThePinStripezNY: Really? You think?
plorer01: and if it was then may god have mercy on your soul!
plorer01: yeah
ThePinStripezNY: why? do they haunt you?
plorer01: I've heard that they're like phantoms, they haunt me in my dreams.......
plorer01: they have powers that are not of this world.....
ThePinStripezNY: these squirrels, are, demons?
plorer01: some people say they're demons, others say phantoms, and yet some say just a figment of ones imagination...........
plorer01: A wise man once told me that if you stare into a water skiing squirrels eyes long enough you will go brain dead
plorer01: I'll tell you one thing though.........
ThePinStripezNY: yes?
plorer01: If you find yourself walking in a remote area, next to any body of water, no matter how small it is, on a sleepy night, and you hear a mystical scream that could wake the dead and turn the blood in your veins to ice, RUN............run as fast as you can and get the hell out of there, cause the water skiing squirrels are comin' to getcha!
ThePinStripezNY: OH MY GOD! I'M FREAKIN OUT!
plorer01: yeah man
plorer01: it's serious shit!
plorer01: don't fuck with the water skiing squirrels!
plorer01: they're not right..........in the head.
ThePinStripezNY: damn!
ThePinStripezNY: oh what r u doin'?
plorer01: just readin' stuff on the internet
ThePinStripezNY: anything hot?
plorer01: nah
plorer01: mostly articles about squirrels that can water ski
ThePinStripezNY: Man!
ThePinStripezNY: I had no idea
plorer01: yeah
plorer01: they're everywhere!
ThePinStripezNY: I thought I saw one in a lake one time, but then I dismissed it as my crazy imagination
plorer01: yeah could have been your imagination, or it could have been real................
ThePinStripezNY: Really? You think?
plorer01: and if it was then may god have mercy on your soul!
plorer01: yeah
ThePinStripezNY: why? do they haunt you?
plorer01: I've heard that they're like phantoms, they haunt me in my dreams.......
plorer01: they have powers that are not of this world.....
ThePinStripezNY: these squirrels, are, demons?
plorer01: some people say they're demons, others say phantoms, and yet some say just a figment of ones imagination...........
plorer01: A wise man once told me that if you stare into a water skiing squirrels eyes long enough you will go brain dead
plorer01: I'll tell you one thing though.........
ThePinStripezNY: yes?
plorer01: If you find yourself walking in a remote area, next to any body of water, no matter how small it is, on a sleepy night, and you hear a mystical scream that could wake the dead and turn the blood in your veins to ice, RUN............run as fast as you can and get the hell out of there, cause the water skiing squirrels are comin' to getcha!
ThePinStripezNY: OH MY GOD! I'M FREAKIN OUT!
plorer01: yeah man
plorer01: it's serious shit!
plorer01: don't fuck with the water skiing squirrels!
plorer01: they're not right..........in the head.
ThePinStripezNY: damn!