My name is The Commodore HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
hello everyone, this is the commodore once again coming to you live from NBC studios, in fabulous,Burbank California!! I have a few things on my mind that I would like to share with everyone, first of all, "Is the earth really round?" Well as a scholarLy person myself I can safely say that it is not. The earth may be round in that it has had it's photograph taken from the outer space, but is it really the perspective that we want to infuse into our society? C'mon now people I am asking you to riSe up as a nation, and for once in your life, stand up to the machine, that torments your soul!!!! On a lighter note, tonight was faBulous, there is nothing better than leftovers. Sometimes I think that maybe I should just move onto an island of some sort and drink, and drink, and drink, and do some other choice activities, and that would be fun ya know? I think it would be anyway, I mean who wouldn't think that that was fun!? they would have to be one sick, SICK individual! A brainless two timing, monkey charming, snake licking, hermaphrodite swallowing, horse pissing, ape eating, chocolate painting, crack brewing, homo erotic ASS HOLE!!!!!!! Now as I leave you i want to leave you with a final quote that I want you all to think about very deeply tonight, the quote is,
"Improvisation is the touchstone of wit". Now you might ask, "Well, Oh mighty commodore what does that mean?" Well it simply means that, if you touch the stone of wit then you get improvisation, or it could be if you improvise, then you receive a key good for 25 free chicken fingers, from Bubba's shrimp shack, or it also could very well be, that the touchstone of wit is the keystone to improvisation. That concludes are little fire side chat, I'm the commodore, and you stay classy sluts! COMMODORE-OUT..............
"Improvisation is the touchstone of wit". Now you might ask, "Well, Oh mighty commodore what does that mean?" Well it simply means that, if you touch the stone of wit then you get improvisation, or it could be if you improvise, then you receive a key good for 25 free chicken fingers, from Bubba's shrimp shack, or it also could very well be, that the touchstone of wit is the keystone to improvisation. That concludes are little fire side chat, I'm the commodore, and you stay classy sluts! COMMODORE-OUT..............