THE EPIC STORY OF HOW I WENT MISSING FOR MONTHS ON END AND THEN CAME BACK! :D

Oct 09, 2009 23:12

So, I was sitting on the floor of my room minding my own business and such when ALL OF A SUDDEN A BAND OF PIRATE ALIENS BUST THROUGH THE WINDOW AND WAS LIKE, "Sup, Cade? ;D" and I was all "NOT MUCH, BAND OF PIRATE ALIENS! :D" and they were all "AWESOMESAUCE WE'RE GOING TO KIDNAP YOU NOW." and I was like "...Nowai. O:" And they were all "-nod- Wai." And so it went. u_u In the months passing I was forced to bake pies whenever they demanded, eat erasers, I TOTALLY LEARNED HOW TO FLY SOME BADASS PIRATE UFOS, and learned how to knit. u_u

:D ....

Yeah, not really. u_u

I actually wrote a post of what was going on in May, and then locked it because it was all depressing and sad like and it made me sad to see it. ;-; In short, I'm on my own in the world, as my little BFF lost her battle with the sicklies and left me a hoard of pets to raise on my own. D: I locked the post so only I could see after a few hours of it being up because I didn't want to make anyone sad. ;-; But if you want to read it, I'll re-lock it to friends only.

After that I started having NOT SO EPIC battles with the bank who tried to take the house we were living in away since it belonged to Jami, but thank the GODS Mags decided to take pity on me and let me rent if from her at a very reasonable price as long as I do all the repairs myself and don't bug her too much. xD For a while, she wanted me to go and move back down to Coloradoland to like, I don't know, live in her garage or something. xD I'm totally a garage living kind of person you know, so that makes A WHOLE LOT OF SENSE. ;D But she's got like... four kids at home and her new husband doesn't like me hanging out there because I'm not REALLY RELATED TO ANYONE THERE. So I'm sticking it out up here in Montanaland. I've been thinking about getting a roomie since this house is WAY too big for only myself, but I kind of can't con anyone into it. xD OH! I GOT A NEW JOB! >D ...Well, two of them. u_u They're both almost-full time stuff, since it's NOT POSSIBLE TO FIND A STURDY FULL TIME JOB HERE AT THE MOMENT, but whatever pays the bills, yo. ;D I work in a library again! For four weekdays and one weekend day every week, and then I work at a little corner store that no one's ever heard of for INSANE hours because the owner likes to stay open 24 hours at RANDOM TIMES so she's like "YOU DON'T MIND WORKING UNTIL 4AM DO YOU CADE?!" and I'm like "...D: BUT I GOT HERE AT 4AM YESTERDAY, WORK LADY!" and she's like "AWESOME CADEN I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! ;D" ... xD Yeah, I worked 24 HOURS NON STOP ONCE AT THAT JOB. WTF. xD Seriously. She supplied me with a lot of sugar food though so I managed to make it without like, pulling a heist, and taking customers hostage at hot sauce point... D: that shit HURTS when it gets in your eyes or up your nose. xD Just... take my word for it.

Oh, so the people who hired me obviously did it because of my awesome looks and didn't read my applications. xD Under the former jobs sections, I'd write stuff like Male Model, Exotic Dancer, and Iron Chef, and NO ONE called me out on it. xDDDDD That made my LIFE. It's TOTALLY on file too. xD

And... :D I guess that's it. u_u

I'm thinking about striking up random conversations on some Twilight coms, so like, if you're FROM ONE AND ARE READING THIS AND WANT TO BE BUDDIES, friend me away. ;D

Also. EVERY ONE OF MY BUDDIES THAT I LOVE AND MADE COOKIES FOR SINCE I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FOREVER ...I lost my password. D: Shut up. I MISSED YOU AND I'M GOING TO TRY AND GET BACK IN THE SWING OF ANNOYING YOU WITH MY RANDOMNESS SEVERAL TIMES A WEEK SINCE I'M A PATHETIC LONELY LITTLE CADEN WHO DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE TO TALK TO OR STRIP FOR ANYMORE. D:

...ILUGUYSKBAI. xD
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