In which Caden takes a permanent room in the hospital xD

[thecolornineplz]

So... I was kinda in a car crash.

Yes, AGAIN.

My poor truckie poo is TOTALED.

Not only is my face BROKEN, (again xD more than just carpet burn!)

I have as follows:

- A rockin punctured lung! :D

- Three broken ribs, and ton of bruised ones.

- Two of the hairline fractures in my already broken arm fractured ALL THE FREAKING WAY THROUGH :D

- Welts that're purple and green like crazy that look JUST like a seat belt. Totally FROM the seat belt. ;D

- A ConCusSioN! O:

- A brand new three speed blenderizor! O:!!

- Scratches in random places!

- A new computer. ;D

- Sprained pelvis muscles O:

The good news: The other driver only got some mass bruising and a concussion. :D They'll be just fine.

The bad news: I kinda got semi-fired since I can't work for a while. ;A;

More good news: I'm totally wired on coffee. I'm doing jumping jacks in my mind because I can't actually get up ;D

How are you guuuuys? I'm totally going to die if I don't get to talk to someone soon. ._.