Here we go Down this same old road again
Reasons why I hate the south...a work in progress:
Time it takes to go 40 miles - 2 hours
Speed Limit on highways - 65
Speed limit achieved - 45 sometimes 10 or even worse 0
Ratio of custom license plates - 9:10
Ratio of rims - 7:10
Ratio of cars with subs to those without - 1:2
Number of times I was forced to slam on brakes going from 80-12 for no apparent reason - 213
Number of times i almost was sideswiped because the streetlight was out and no one was there to move traffic - 1 (2 if you count both cars)
Number of people I couldn't understand at rest stops because of that terrible accent - 22
Number of times I said the f word while driving - 617
Number of times it was followed by at least 2 more curses - 617
Number of times I yelled at someone for being a dumb redneck - 2
Number of times I cut people off because they suck at driving in the left lane - 18
Miles done in 4 hours while in the south - 200
Miles done in 1 hour while in the north 98
Number of deer seen in the south - 0
Number of deer seen in the north - 14.5 (one was dead so it doesnt count as much)
Number of times was flipped the bird in the south - 0
Number of times was flipped the bird in the north - 22
Number of times was waved to in the south - 16
Number of times was waved to in the north - 0
Time it takes to go 40 miles - 2 hours
Speed Limit on highways - 65
Speed limit achieved - 45 sometimes 10 or even worse 0
Ratio of custom license plates - 9:10
Ratio of rims - 7:10
Ratio of cars with subs to those without - 1:2
Number of times I was forced to slam on brakes going from 80-12 for no apparent reason - 213
Number of times i almost was sideswiped because the streetlight was out and no one was there to move traffic - 1 (2 if you count both cars)
Number of people I couldn't understand at rest stops because of that terrible accent - 22
Number of times I said the f word while driving - 617
Number of times it was followed by at least 2 more curses - 617
Number of times I yelled at someone for being a dumb redneck - 2
Number of times I cut people off because they suck at driving in the left lane - 18
Miles done in 4 hours while in the south - 200
Miles done in 1 hour while in the north 98
Number of deer seen in the south - 0
Number of deer seen in the north - 14.5 (one was dead so it doesnt count as much)
Number of times was flipped the bird in the south - 0
Number of times was flipped the bird in the north - 22
Number of times was waved to in the south - 16
Number of times was waved to in the north - 0