How to use the gas station
People are dumb.
1. Read the instructions on the pump before coming inside to ask why it isn't working.
2. It's not my problem OR my fault if your card doesn't work
3. Don't bitch at me if we ran out of something.
4. I did not cause you to lose or forget your ID, get a ticket, etc. and I'm not risking my job to tell you cigarettes or booze.
5. We are not a bank.
6. If you park in a no parking zone, I WILL ask you to move.
7. You may have to wait a moment for shift change, safe drop, other customers, etc. DEAL!
8. Average transaction time is less than a minute, you can put your phone down for that long.
9. Hang up the damned hose before you drive away.
~K
1. Read the instructions on the pump before coming inside to ask why it isn't working.
2. It's not my problem OR my fault if your card doesn't work
3. Don't bitch at me if we ran out of something.
4. I did not cause you to lose or forget your ID, get a ticket, etc. and I'm not risking my job to tell you cigarettes or booze.
5. We are not a bank.
6. If you park in a no parking zone, I WILL ask you to move.
7. You may have to wait a moment for shift change, safe drop, other customers, etc. DEAL!
8. Average transaction time is less than a minute, you can put your phone down for that long.
9. Hang up the damned hose before you drive away.
~K