Tuesdays with supercaptain182
The Crack Flows like a River, by
theclexfactor and
supercaptain182
theclexfactor: Me, my mom, and my aunt were all gushing about our personal "white boys" that we lust over
theclexfactor: It's weird, yet not, discussing celebrity crushes with maternal figures
supercaptain182: Now, who's on this list.
theclexfactor: My mom's is Jeff Goldblum
theclexfactor: My aunt's is...wait...
theclexfactor: OH! Hugh Jackman and someone else I can't remember
supercaptain182: OH! Your aunt rocks like no other.
theclexfactor: Yeah, she does
supercaptain182: Hugh Jackman is lickable.
supercaptain182: So very very lickable
theclexfactor: My mom just loves the way that Jeff Goldblum walks...
theclexfactor: don't ask
supercaptain182: He's smooth...
supercaptain182: And you're all about the TW and the MR
theclexfactor: TW is definitely at the top
theclexfactor: there are others...I wouldn't mind molesting Morris Chestnut
theclexfactor: (he's not white, I know I know)
supercaptain182: High five!
theclexfactor: *high fives you back*
supercaptain182: i loved him in the Inkwell and the Brothers
theclexfactor: OH yeah
theclexfactor: My sister first fell in love with him on Boys in da Hood
theclexfactor: (hehe, I said "da")
supercaptain182: Now, that is an amazing movie....At random moments, I find Ice Cube attractive.
theclexfactor: You and my sister need to talk
theclexfactor: the thing about me and TW...is that I don't necessarily want to fuck him
theclexfactor: Now don't get me wrong...if he offered, I would definitely take him up on it
theclexfactor: But I would much rather him offer to let me watch him fuck a hot guy
supercaptain182: HIGH FREAKING FIVE
supercaptain182: oh the crack
theclexfactor: LOL! *HIGH FIVE*
supercaptain182: *loves*
theclexfactor: And for some reason I find Giles from Buffy to be a hot old guy
theclexfactor: and Wesley owns part of my heart
theclexfactor: Alexis Denisoff
supercaptain182: That's okay...my mother tries to swear she doesn' find white men attractive, but she loves Anderson Cooper. She loves him. I swear if that man showed up on our doorstep...she'd be gone
theclexfactor: Lol
supercaptain182: Wesley/Alexis ...I agree
theclexfactor: I'm an equal opportunity man-izer
supercaptain182: Amen to that.
supercaptain182: If I had a choice of 5 men to go into my stable of man stallions, I'd be in heaven.
theclexfactor: LOL! Man Stallions...that's awesome
supercaptain182: Vin, Tommy, Paul, Tyrese, Jason Behr....
theclexfactor: Hmmm....
theclexfactor: Is that Paul Walker?
supercaptain182: As my granddady would say "Great day alive!"
supercaptain182: Yes, definitely Paul Walker. He's just so pretty
theclexfactor: Cuz *YES*
theclexfactor: I agree
theclexfactor: Tommy, Paul...
theclexfactor: I'm thinking...hehe
theclexfactor: GASP!!! Steve Burton (Jason, GH)
supercaptain182: I don't know him? Oh no!
theclexfactor: OH NOES!!!
theclexfactor: Do you watch General Hospital?
theclexfactor: (the best thing is that he's in the mob on GH, so he gets DOUBLE POINTS)
supercaptain182: Naw, I used to be a CBS soaps girl.
theclexfactor: Aww
supercaptain182: I know. Pity me.
supercaptain182: A gangsta?!
theclexfactor: I'm looking for a picture for you
supercaptain182: Nice.
theclexfactor: I'm emailing it since the "send file" thing is on drugs
supercaptain182: Yeah!
theclexfactor: Isn't that some bullshit?
supercaptain182: Totally.
theclexfactor: I still only have three, HAHA
theclexfactor: But you know, I have to throw in JC Chasez because all he has to do is sing to me...
supercaptain182: You are so crazy!
theclexfactor: I know
supercaptain182: Hey, that last album was amazing.
theclexfactor: I KNOW!
theclexfactor: Me & JC--------->down since Mickey Mouse Club
supercaptain182: YES!
theclexfactor: That was my SHOW!
supercaptain182: I was only 4, but I remember
theclexfactor: OH, you're a baby, hehe
supercaptain182: esp. when the New Kids on the block performed
theclexfactor: I still have my VHS tapes from when they first aired
theclexfactor: I will never give them up
theclexfactor: I need to find a way to convert them to DVD and whatnot
supercaptain182: Let it said again: you rock like no other.Plus, you're as sweet as sugar!
supercaptain182: Rhymes for YOU!
theclexfactor: LOL!!!
theclexfactor: My niece made up a rhyme for me too (she's 9)
theclexfactor: "You're beautimous....you're fashionabous....you're one of us"
supercaptain182: How cute!
theclexfactor: Yeah, my niece is cracktastic
supercaptain182: That's the way kids should be
theclexfactor: Really...all of us (my sibs and me) were crackalicious
theclexfactor: And it translated to our adult lives
supercaptain182: [re: Steve Burton] I've seen him!!!!
theclexfactor: Isn't he pretty?
supercaptain182: He was on Taken!
theclexfactor: LOL
supercaptain182: So pretty
supercaptain182: I'd never forget that face. Youwza!
theclexfactor: Oh Steve Steve Steve
theclexfactor: Ooo, Steve and Tommy...
theclexfactor: Sorry, had a lapse just then
supercaptain182: plus a sprinkle of Paul...
supercaptain182: Let Alexis watch...
theclexfactor: HOLY CRAP, you broke me!!!!
theclexfactor: *dies*
supercaptain182: Oh noes!
theclexfactor: It's okay, it was a soap opera death
theclexfactor: I went over a cliff and they never found my body
supercaptain182: Here's a dash of ...I don't know ...someone not cute to fix you . We must restore the balance
theclexfactor: OH NOES!
supercaptain182: I am laughing like a fool over here
theclexfactor: LOL
theclexfactor: Am I lying?
theclexfactor: How are the straw curls?
supercaptain182: I'll be right back. Gotta go brush my teefis!
theclexfactor: lol
supercaptain182: The man encouraged me to wait until I was ready to go home. My hair was just like yours...shoulder lenght and what not!
supercaptain182: I was like Oh WOW
theclexfactor: YAY!! I always wore it in a ponytail, so I had no clue how much it had grown
supercaptain182: me too
theclexfactor: My granny asked if I got a weave, HAHAHA!!
supercaptain182: That's so funny
theclexfactor: I was like "No, NoNo!" (We call her NoNo)
supercaptain182: I have an uncle and we call him NuNU
theclexfactor: :D
theclexfactor: My grandmother's sister was "NaNa"
theclexfactor: Are we related, lol?
supercaptain182: Maybe. Just maybe
supercaptain182: OH MYGOD
theclexfactor: WHAT!
supercaptain182: See I rarely open my blinds and today I did
supercaptain182: I just saw him!!!!
theclexfactor: HIM WHO?!?!
theclexfactor: PRETTY NAKED BOY?!
theclexfactor: Unlike Ugly Naked Guy
supercaptain182: No, my chubby....fat Vin Diesel look alike guy...
theclexfactor: LOL
supercaptain182: He moves heavy furniture...*loves him*
theclexfactor: Does he know you exist?
theclexfactor: If not you should go up to him and say "how YOU doin'?"
supercaptain182: I REALLY what to do that...but I am so terrified.
supercaptain182: I just wanna touch him. *g*
theclexfactor: I understand
theclexfactor: There were lots of guys I wanted to touch but never even got the nerve to say "Hey"
theclexfactor: Unfortunately a lot of guys didn't have this philosophy when it came to me
supercaptain182: BWAHAHA
supercaptain182: Poor you
supercaptain182: *hug*
theclexfactor: *points to self* Gold-Tooth Magnet
theclexfactor: I'm trying to talk Becky into watching her gay porn
theclexfactor: Speaking of...*goes to download more*
supercaptain182: You are a saint
theclexfactor: I KNOW!
theclexfactor: I mean, who can resist titles like "Trevor fucks Brent"? *boggles*
supercaptain182: I need food. FOOD! I tell you...*ponders what to eat*
theclexfactor: I had a Happy Meal for lunch
theclexfactor: <-------is cheap
supercaptain182: I don't know where MickeyD's is
supercaptain182: I think I may order something
theclexfactor: But...isn't there one on, like, EVERY corner?
supercaptain182: Not in New Orleans
theclexfactor: Wow
theclexfactor: Well, there goes my conspiracy theory
supercaptain182: I know there's a Popeye's but that's like ....six blocks away
theclexfactor: Well, there goes my conspiracy theory
supercaptain182: I feel like Flava Flav and his relentless pursuit of the fried chicken
theclexfactor: My best friend/ex boyfriend once introduced our friend Marcus to Popeye's
theclexfactor: Marcus was the whitest boy anyone could ever meet and I loved him dearly...and he was from the whitest neighborhood to ever grace the planet earth...so when he ate the Popeye's, it was like the heaven's opened up and sang hallelujah
theclexfactor: Okay...I'
theclexfactor: I'm exaggerating
theclexfactor: But he liked it alot
supercaptain182: I
supercaptain182: put
supercaptain182: my
supercaptain182: head
supercaptain182: down
theclexfactor: LOL
supercaptain182: cause I'm dying
supercaptain182: I got the Batman/Superman Annual in the mail
supercaptain182: So so great!!!
theclexfactor: GAYEST THING EVER!!! I LOVED IT
supercaptain182: Let's take it back to fourth grade: that was gay to infinity! ....Plus one
theclexfactor: LMAO!
theclexfactor: I love it when you go all elementary on me
theclexfactor: Girl... *takes a minute*...someone called Fire Rescue to the library
theclexfactor: And it was apparently a crank call
supercaptain182: Oh noes!!!!
supercaptain182: lil bastards
theclexfactor: *contemplates getting tubes tied*
supercaptain182: I'm thinking about selling my uterus on EBAY
theclexfactor: LMAO!!!!
supercaptain182: *gives you time to contemplate*
theclexfactor: *deep breath*
theclexfactor: not a bad plan
theclexfactor: I was going to pay someone to have my baby for me anyway, so...
supercaptain182: You've been spying into my brain....
supercaptain182: Oh no.
supercaptain182: That was my plan
supercaptain182: I had a whole deal worked out involving a lifetime supply of onion rings as payment
theclexfactor: LOL
theclexfactor: After the baby is born, I hope
theclexfactor: cuz otherwise, you'll wondering "What the hell is that smell?"
supercaptain182: *dies*
theclexfactor: It would be really sad when you tell the judge that you gave your baby away because of the overwhelming stench
theclexfactor: "But...your honor. He STINKS!"
theclexfactor: "Go ahead, SMELL HIM!"
theclexfactor: "See! You don't want him either!"
theclexfactor: "I should've paid her in pie..."
theclexfactor: enter Clark, "Did someone say Pie?!"
supercaptain182: *dies against...and rolls out of casket*
theclexfactor: Should I download "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy?
supercaptain182: You know the answer...YES
supercaptain182: Just because of Rick James
theclexfactor: She likes to paaarty ALLL the Tiiiime
supercaptain182: I wonder what Lex does when he's drunk. Does he sing...dance...or just throw stuff
theclexfactor: He should totally be dancing to Rick James and Clark walks in on him
theclexfactor: Because Lex and Rick James does not compute
supercaptain182: It's all about the Fire and Desire
theclexfactor: OH GOD YES!
theclexfactor: That is the Clex ANTHEM!
supercaptain182: Yep....you know Lex is a child of the 80's
theclexfactor: He sure is, only a year older than me
supercaptain182: Awww!
theclexfactor: I know! *pets him*
supercaptain182: I wish Johnyy Cochrane visited SV
theclexfactor: I'm afraid to ask why
supercaptain182: Can you imagine: If the spaceship don't fit you must acquit
theclexfactor: *puts head down*
supercaptain182: Me too
theclexfactor and
supercaptain182
theclexfactor: Me, my mom, and my aunt were all gushing about our personal "white boys" that we lust over
theclexfactor: It's weird, yet not, discussing celebrity crushes with maternal figures
supercaptain182: Now, who's on this list.
theclexfactor: My mom's is Jeff Goldblum
theclexfactor: My aunt's is...wait...
theclexfactor: OH! Hugh Jackman and someone else I can't remember
supercaptain182: OH! Your aunt rocks like no other.
theclexfactor: Yeah, she does
supercaptain182: Hugh Jackman is lickable.
supercaptain182: So very very lickable
theclexfactor: My mom just loves the way that Jeff Goldblum walks...
theclexfactor: don't ask
supercaptain182: He's smooth...
supercaptain182: And you're all about the TW and the MR
theclexfactor: TW is definitely at the top
theclexfactor: there are others...I wouldn't mind molesting Morris Chestnut
theclexfactor: (he's not white, I know I know)
supercaptain182: High five!
theclexfactor: *high fives you back*
supercaptain182: i loved him in the Inkwell and the Brothers
theclexfactor: OH yeah
theclexfactor: My sister first fell in love with him on Boys in da Hood
theclexfactor: (hehe, I said "da")
supercaptain182: Now, that is an amazing movie....At random moments, I find Ice Cube attractive.
theclexfactor: You and my sister need to talk
theclexfactor: the thing about me and TW...is that I don't necessarily want to fuck him
theclexfactor: Now don't get me wrong...if he offered, I would definitely take him up on it
theclexfactor: But I would much rather him offer to let me watch him fuck a hot guy
supercaptain182: HIGH FREAKING FIVE
supercaptain182: oh the crack
theclexfactor: LOL! *HIGH FIVE*
supercaptain182: *loves*
theclexfactor: And for some reason I find Giles from Buffy to be a hot old guy
theclexfactor: and Wesley owns part of my heart
theclexfactor: Alexis Denisoff
supercaptain182: That's okay...my mother tries to swear she doesn' find white men attractive, but she loves Anderson Cooper. She loves him. I swear if that man showed up on our doorstep...she'd be gone
theclexfactor: Lol
supercaptain182: Wesley/Alexis ...I agree
theclexfactor: I'm an equal opportunity man-izer
supercaptain182: Amen to that.
supercaptain182: If I had a choice of 5 men to go into my stable of man stallions, I'd be in heaven.
theclexfactor: LOL! Man Stallions...that's awesome
supercaptain182: Vin, Tommy, Paul, Tyrese, Jason Behr....
theclexfactor: Hmmm....
theclexfactor: Is that Paul Walker?
supercaptain182: As my granddady would say "Great day alive!"
supercaptain182: Yes, definitely Paul Walker. He's just so pretty
theclexfactor: Cuz *YES*
theclexfactor: I agree
theclexfactor: Tommy, Paul...
theclexfactor: I'm thinking...hehe
theclexfactor: GASP!!! Steve Burton (Jason, GH)
supercaptain182: I don't know him? Oh no!
theclexfactor: OH NOES!!!
theclexfactor: Do you watch General Hospital?
theclexfactor: (the best thing is that he's in the mob on GH, so he gets DOUBLE POINTS)
supercaptain182: Naw, I used to be a CBS soaps girl.
theclexfactor: Aww
supercaptain182: I know. Pity me.
supercaptain182: A gangsta?!
theclexfactor: I'm looking for a picture for you
supercaptain182: Nice.
theclexfactor: I'm emailing it since the "send file" thing is on drugs
supercaptain182: Yeah!
theclexfactor: Isn't that some bullshit?
supercaptain182: Totally.
theclexfactor: I still only have three, HAHA
theclexfactor: But you know, I have to throw in JC Chasez because all he has to do is sing to me...
supercaptain182: You are so crazy!
theclexfactor: I know
supercaptain182: Hey, that last album was amazing.
theclexfactor: I KNOW!
theclexfactor: Me & JC--------->down since Mickey Mouse Club
supercaptain182: YES!
theclexfactor: That was my SHOW!
supercaptain182: I was only 4, but I remember
theclexfactor: OH, you're a baby, hehe
supercaptain182: esp. when the New Kids on the block performed
theclexfactor: I still have my VHS tapes from when they first aired
theclexfactor: I will never give them up
theclexfactor: I need to find a way to convert them to DVD and whatnot
supercaptain182: Let it said again: you rock like no other.Plus, you're as sweet as sugar!
supercaptain182: Rhymes for YOU!
theclexfactor: LOL!!!
theclexfactor: My niece made up a rhyme for me too (she's 9)
theclexfactor: "You're beautimous....you're fashionabous....you're one of us"
supercaptain182: How cute!
theclexfactor: Yeah, my niece is cracktastic
supercaptain182: That's the way kids should be
theclexfactor: Really...all of us (my sibs and me) were crackalicious
theclexfactor: And it translated to our adult lives
supercaptain182: [re: Steve Burton] I've seen him!!!!
theclexfactor: Isn't he pretty?
supercaptain182: He was on Taken!
theclexfactor: LOL
supercaptain182: So pretty
supercaptain182: I'd never forget that face. Youwza!
theclexfactor: Oh Steve Steve Steve
theclexfactor: Ooo, Steve and Tommy...
theclexfactor: Sorry, had a lapse just then
supercaptain182: plus a sprinkle of Paul...
supercaptain182: Let Alexis watch...
theclexfactor: HOLY CRAP, you broke me!!!!
theclexfactor: *dies*
supercaptain182: Oh noes!
theclexfactor: It's okay, it was a soap opera death
theclexfactor: I went over a cliff and they never found my body
supercaptain182: Here's a dash of ...I don't know ...someone not cute to fix you . We must restore the balance
theclexfactor: OH NOES!
supercaptain182: I am laughing like a fool over here
theclexfactor: LOL
theclexfactor: Am I lying?
theclexfactor: How are the straw curls?
supercaptain182: I'll be right back. Gotta go brush my teefis!
theclexfactor: lol
supercaptain182: The man encouraged me to wait until I was ready to go home. My hair was just like yours...shoulder lenght and what not!
supercaptain182: I was like Oh WOW
theclexfactor: YAY!! I always wore it in a ponytail, so I had no clue how much it had grown
supercaptain182: me too
theclexfactor: My granny asked if I got a weave, HAHAHA!!
supercaptain182: That's so funny
theclexfactor: I was like "No, NoNo!" (We call her NoNo)
supercaptain182: I have an uncle and we call him NuNU
theclexfactor: :D
theclexfactor: My grandmother's sister was "NaNa"
theclexfactor: Are we related, lol?
supercaptain182: Maybe. Just maybe
supercaptain182: OH MYGOD
theclexfactor: WHAT!
supercaptain182: See I rarely open my blinds and today I did
supercaptain182: I just saw him!!!!
theclexfactor: HIM WHO?!?!
theclexfactor: PRETTY NAKED BOY?!
theclexfactor: Unlike Ugly Naked Guy
supercaptain182: No, my chubby....fat Vin Diesel look alike guy...
theclexfactor: LOL
supercaptain182: He moves heavy furniture...*loves him*
theclexfactor: Does he know you exist?
theclexfactor: If not you should go up to him and say "how YOU doin'?"
supercaptain182: I REALLY what to do that...but I am so terrified.
supercaptain182: I just wanna touch him. *g*
theclexfactor: I understand
theclexfactor: There were lots of guys I wanted to touch but never even got the nerve to say "Hey"
theclexfactor: Unfortunately a lot of guys didn't have this philosophy when it came to me
supercaptain182: BWAHAHA
supercaptain182: Poor you
supercaptain182: *hug*
theclexfactor: *points to self* Gold-Tooth Magnet
theclexfactor: I'm trying to talk Becky into watching her gay porn
theclexfactor: Speaking of...*goes to download more*
supercaptain182: You are a saint
theclexfactor: I KNOW!
theclexfactor: I mean, who can resist titles like "Trevor fucks Brent"? *boggles*
supercaptain182: I need food. FOOD! I tell you...*ponders what to eat*
theclexfactor: I had a Happy Meal for lunch
theclexfactor: <-------is cheap
supercaptain182: I don't know where MickeyD's is
supercaptain182: I think I may order something
theclexfactor: But...isn't there one on, like, EVERY corner?
supercaptain182: Not in New Orleans
theclexfactor: Wow
theclexfactor: Well, there goes my conspiracy theory
supercaptain182: I know there's a Popeye's but that's like ....six blocks away
theclexfactor: Well, there goes my conspiracy theory
supercaptain182: I feel like Flava Flav and his relentless pursuit of the fried chicken
theclexfactor: My best friend/ex boyfriend once introduced our friend Marcus to Popeye's
theclexfactor: Marcus was the whitest boy anyone could ever meet and I loved him dearly...and he was from the whitest neighborhood to ever grace the planet earth...so when he ate the Popeye's, it was like the heaven's opened up and sang hallelujah
theclexfactor: Okay...I'
theclexfactor: I'm exaggerating
theclexfactor: But he liked it alot
supercaptain182: I
supercaptain182: put
supercaptain182: my
supercaptain182: head
supercaptain182: down
theclexfactor: LOL
supercaptain182: cause I'm dying
supercaptain182: I got the Batman/Superman Annual in the mail
supercaptain182: So so great!!!
theclexfactor: GAYEST THING EVER!!! I LOVED IT
supercaptain182: Let's take it back to fourth grade: that was gay to infinity! ....Plus one
theclexfactor: LMAO!
theclexfactor: I love it when you go all elementary on me
theclexfactor: Girl... *takes a minute*...someone called Fire Rescue to the library
theclexfactor: And it was apparently a crank call
supercaptain182: Oh noes!!!!
supercaptain182: lil bastards
theclexfactor: *contemplates getting tubes tied*
supercaptain182: I'm thinking about selling my uterus on EBAY
theclexfactor: LMAO!!!!
supercaptain182: *gives you time to contemplate*
theclexfactor: *deep breath*
theclexfactor: not a bad plan
theclexfactor: I was going to pay someone to have my baby for me anyway, so...
supercaptain182: You've been spying into my brain....
supercaptain182: Oh no.
supercaptain182: That was my plan
supercaptain182: I had a whole deal worked out involving a lifetime supply of onion rings as payment
theclexfactor: LOL
theclexfactor: After the baby is born, I hope
theclexfactor: cuz otherwise, you'll wondering "What the hell is that smell?"
supercaptain182: *dies*
theclexfactor: It would be really sad when you tell the judge that you gave your baby away because of the overwhelming stench
theclexfactor: "But...your honor. He STINKS!"
theclexfactor: "Go ahead, SMELL HIM!"
theclexfactor: "See! You don't want him either!"
theclexfactor: "I should've paid her in pie..."
theclexfactor: enter Clark, "Did someone say Pie?!"
supercaptain182: *dies against...and rolls out of casket*
theclexfactor: Should I download "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy?
supercaptain182: You know the answer...YES
supercaptain182: Just because of Rick James
theclexfactor: She likes to paaarty ALLL the Tiiiime
supercaptain182: I wonder what Lex does when he's drunk. Does he sing...dance...or just throw stuff
theclexfactor: He should totally be dancing to Rick James and Clark walks in on him
theclexfactor: Because Lex and Rick James does not compute
supercaptain182: It's all about the Fire and Desire
theclexfactor: OH GOD YES!
theclexfactor: That is the Clex ANTHEM!
supercaptain182: Yep....you know Lex is a child of the 80's
theclexfactor: He sure is, only a year older than me
supercaptain182: Awww!
theclexfactor: I know! *pets him*
supercaptain182: I wish Johnyy Cochrane visited SV
theclexfactor: I'm afraid to ask why
supercaptain182: Can you imagine: If the spaceship don't fit you must acquit
theclexfactor: *puts head down*
supercaptain182: Me too