I'M THE KING OF THE NIGHTTIME WORLD!
Fuck you, Paul Stanley.
The title and crown are now mine!
Why?
I met JOAN JETT!
Saturday night Joan Jett said my name.
She actually said, chrishaley.
I got as much of me pressed up against her as was hopefully possible and I've got photographic proof!
I'm telling you my hands were on her and it felt like touching lightning!
Lightning, I tells ya!
I can only agree with my Mom who said I was "the luckiest motherfucker in the world" when I called and told her about it.
xo
chrishaley