Didn't you get the memo? Everything's my fault
One of the kids at work has decided that his favourite joke is the following:
Q: What has nine arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard.
I'm not sure he's ever actually heard a Def Leppard song. He just likes the joke.
So...it's ten to one in the morning, and Girlchef and Boychef are having a doorslamming argument, which means the dogs are barking, and I'm hiding in my room trying not to cry because I'm still in the fucking way.
Sometimes, I just feel like I don't belong anywhere. Clearly, this is a time to crank my headphones up loud loud loud and write gay porn.
Q: What has nine arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard.
I'm not sure he's ever actually heard a Def Leppard song. He just likes the joke.
So...it's ten to one in the morning, and Girlchef and Boychef are having a doorslamming argument, which means the dogs are barking, and I'm hiding in my room trying not to cry because I'm still in the fucking way.
Sometimes, I just feel like I don't belong anywhere. Clearly, this is a time to crank my headphones up loud loud loud and write gay porn.