I can has human doormat?

[thechinesecurse]

When I'm sitting at the computer, all Cathulhu sees is EMPTY LAP. She comes and headbutts me for scritches. For this reason, when I'm trying to get something done, I close my door.

Except that she can open it.

*headdesk*

Excuse me while I put food in her bowl in a cunning attempt to distract her.