I cannot even handle my OTP right now...except *cannotlookaway*
WARNING: The following is me basically squee-ing over fandomness. If you don't know what an OTP is, then you already will be super lost. :P
Tidbits of conversation that made the episode full of win tonight:
Andre: "I've always gotten As in music. How does a person go from an A to a D?"
Jade: "Happened to me in 8th grade."
HINT: She's totally not talking about her grades.
Sikowitz: "Why Beck-y so sleepy?"
Beck: "There's a stupid cricket in my RV, so I can't sleep cause it chirps all night long."
Jade: "So just call one of those bug murderers..."
Tori: "Uh...they're called exterminators."
Jade: "Yeah, why sugarcoat it?"
Cat: "Hiiii, Secret Santa time!"
Jade: "You mine or his?"
Cat: "Yours. For you."
Jade: "Give it..." *grabs present*
Tori: "Hey guys...um...can I ask you a..."
Jade: "Shut up, I'm opening a Christmas present!"
Tori: "Grunch..." (Not Grinch, Grunch...)
Jade: *opens gift* "Oh my God, Cat...you did not."
Beck: "Scissors?"
Jade: "They're special scissors!"
Beck: "Okay..."
Cat: "They're from a real movie..."
Jade: "I cannot believe you got me these."
Tori: "What movie were they used in?"
Jade: "The Scissoring."
(WTF is the rating on this show again?)
BESTSCENEEVEROMG
Tori: *opens front door* "Jade..."
Jade: "Correct."
Tori: "What are you here for...?"
Jade: "You." *steps inside* Yes, we're aware you want her.
Tori: "Wait! Do you have your new scissors with you?"
Jade: "No..."
*Tori raises her eyebrow and Jade sighs, proceeding to extend her arms as if inviting Tori to search her*
THIS RIGHT HERE, CAPTURED FOR CONVENIENCE, IS THE SEARCH IN ACTION: http://emilyxrose92.tumblr.com/post/13719704758/the-jori-patdown
Jade: *during the search* "Don't be shy..." Doesn't even bother to pretend she's not enjoying it.
*Tori finds and pulls out scissors*
Jade: "Those are my old scissors."
*Tori throws scissors onto couch*
Tori: "Okay, so what do you want?"
Jade: "Merry Christmas!" I don't see a gift anywhere...does that mean you're it?
Tori: "You're my Secret Santa?"
Jade: "Ho Ho..."
Tori: "Hooo..." *waves hand like a dork* "So, what's my gift?"
Jade: "An idea for a present to give to Andre."
Tori: "You have an idea?"
Jade: "A perfect one."
Tori: "Awesome! Tell me!"
Jade: "Beg me." You'd reaallly enjoy that, wouldn't you?
And later, when they're performing the song for Andre's gift, Tori touches Jade's face and she does this growl thing in response: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvnqjqFaWL1qla171.gif
Nickelodeon's radar is clearly broken. Dan Schneider is excellent at trolling the fandom (we totally know that he knows what we ship and how to push our buttons). The subtext is so good it's almost not even subtext anymore. It pretty much all just slaps you in the face now if you're above the age of 12.
Yeah, so I was supposed to be working on a take home final, but the best episode my OTP has ever seen premiered tonight, and peeking at Tumblr proved to me I couldn't wait to watch it. Now I'll just impatiently wait for the fanfiction that sprouts from all this... ;)