Aug 25, 2009 00:59
So yet again, I simply write to say... I liiiiiiiiiive and also to give a short account of various psychos observed around town.
Bus psycho #1: Gave me the creepiest 'come hither' look of my life while patting the seat next to him.
Bus psycho #2: Opening line to poor girl sitting next to him: 'Hey, I just found out I have gingivitis'
Bus psycho #3: Treats hand railing as personal jungle gym. Occasionally emits odors.
Bus psycho #4: Rants about Canadians. Also emits odors.
Psycho on the street: Yelling at passerby's DOGS.
All except the first one were observed within the last week.
psychos,
city living