Ominous chicken is ominous!

Aug 25, 2009 00:59

So yet again, I simply write to say... I liiiiiiiiiive and also to give a short account of various psychos observed around town.

Bus psycho #1: Gave me the creepiest 'come hither' look of my life while patting the seat next to him.

Bus psycho #2: Opening line to poor girl sitting next to him: 'Hey, I just found out I have gingivitis'

Bus psycho #3: Treats hand railing as personal jungle gym. Occasionally emits odors.

Bus psycho #4: Rants about Canadians. Also emits odors.

Psycho on the street: Yelling at passerby's DOGS.

All except the first one were observed within the last week.

psychos, city living

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