Fuck this game.

[thechickenfairy]

"remember those kool-aid commercials? where that big talking bowl of punch would come crashing through your fuckin' wall in your living room. you wouldn't even know, and he'd go:
*BOOM!* OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
and the little kids were all excited: yes! yes!
and then they would drink out of him after debris fell in his open dumb head... he would pour himself!
OH YEAH! OH YEAH!...
him and his crazy tights. i don't like that. i don't like when juice wears tights. that's a horrible combination - a bowl of juice wearing... tights.
fuck drinkin' out of him. if that were me, i'd be like... no no no! you fix that wall before my dad gets home from work. he's gonna beat me with a belt. he's not going to believe a talking bowl of fruit punch came in here. you stupid idiot. yeah, comin' through the wall is real fucking cool... USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! don't touch me, you drink. don't touch me, you giant beverage. you are sweating or condensating... i will kick you in the tights... and you will... go down you're very top-heavy. you glass bitch. you glass bastard.
OH YEAH!
oh no... naughty, naughty kool-aid.
oh yeah?
no... no.
oh yeah?
no!"
--Dane Cook

Ahh and thats my laugh for today.