On Discretion
Note to self: Stop referring to the Jernigan Institute staff as "The Friendly friends at Ken and friends" in your joking-but-not-really, annoyed E-mails, because E-mails, they can be forwarded, and not everyone will think that is funny.
This is the type of thing you might wish to consider before asking me to be one of your character references. I could probably stumble upon the best way to offend a ScanTron sheet without really trying.
D: "It's a Scantron. There is a bubble for "Do you trust this person?" and bubbles for "How well do you know this person?"
Me: "Is there a bubble for "When I stay on this person's couch, I am always careful to sleep butt-side-out?"
This is the type of thing you might wish to consider before asking me to be one of your character references. I could probably stumble upon the best way to offend a ScanTron sheet without really trying.
D: "It's a Scantron. There is a bubble for "Do you trust this person?" and bubbles for "How well do you know this person?"
Me: "Is there a bubble for "When I stay on this person's couch, I am always careful to sleep butt-side-out?"